silly nicknames/endearments for your horse

Skye tends to get called Honey or Sweetheart (shortened to Sweet).
Although she did get called "Oi you COW!" when she trod on my foot at the weekend, and an even worse name when she trod on the other foot the next day!

Mind you, to keep things simple to me all mares are Honey / Sweetheart and all geldings are Chap.
 
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Herbie is called The horrid one or horrid for short. He used to be very very horrid but now it is used as more of an endearing name as he isn't so horrid anymore (Except when he wants to be horrid ;) )

Merryn is often called slim fast as he weighed 469kg when he arrived. Thats huge considering he's only 14.1hh :eek: :eek: After afew weeks with me he lost loads of weight and now seems to be maintaining a respectable 328kg :D
 
A crazy chesnut mare: mare, madam, ginge, nutter, the crazy one, freak, fatty, ginger cow, oh for goodness sake, the ginger... she was very much a chesnut mare ;)

A stallion we used to have at the yard: mr grumpy, salami (not sure why, but we all used to call him it!)

another stallion: the beast, prat, idiot, the mental thing, horrid, him, it, and i think he probably thought his name was 'no!' aswell haha, we love him really :)
 
Lola basically always gets called Lola Bean by basically everyone so pretty sure she thinks thats her name lol.

:O we have a lola bean too! She is meant to be Lola-May. She also gets beanie baby or beanie or bean... she no longer comes to call if you shout lola!

Ellie gets smelly, belly and jelly in random pairs. So ellie belly, smelly belly, smelly ellie, jelly belly... you get the idea ;)

Merlin gets Twirlin' (due to a tendancy to spin) Twirly or just Twirl

Ivy gets Moomin (Ivy - Ivy Moo - Moo Mare - Moomin) or Iveski.

All get called Trouble, which is a term of endearment. All get %$@*&%^ as well!

I get smelly ellie or eggnogg (thanks beloved sisters)
Friend gets bethawiggle or just wiggle (she dances around a lot)
 
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Wills is known as either the big black willy :o pr Booby (willy billy boo....)

I used to have a mare called Lily Balero who somehow became Noodle..... :D:D
 
Frankie is - Frank, doodles, donkey, donks, frankiedoodle and variations on!!

Dotty is - dots, dot, madam, her royal highness.

Puzzle is - puz, poodle, pooplepops, puzzlebum, puzzypoodle... The list is endless for her really!
 
Jess is called the court jester in full so I she's being naughty she gets jester and then others are
chunky bum, special case, big flange , **** bag, chunky monkey, turnip, and of course the nice ones like baby girl, sweetie, dafty, jess of course lol xxx
 
my mare is called Libby. It has some how ended up with her being called Squiggle?

my mums old lad rest him was called Madras. The yard owners wife used to call him Maddie but everyone else called him Mad-Ass!
 
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