Sooo... is there a bit of a sex maniac course designing at ALW?!

[Mince Pie]

Does anyone else find it amusing that Photobucket have removed the picture of the penis as it contravenes their t&c's?

 

[kerilli]

God that would be hilarious!

"Gutted, went to AlW this weekend, horse was behaving for a change and we pulled out a sub 30 DR, went clear SJ round a tricky, up to height course. We were storming round the XC and would have been highly placed if I hadn't fallen off and landed on a giant penis"

ROFL

Hahaha brilliant. Although not the most implausible excuse for injury they've ever heard at A&E though...

Someone must have reported the image, and i didn't get a screen capture, drats. Nobody will believe it... if anyone finds it elsewhere please let me know so I can grab a copy of the pic. Loving the idea of the fig leaf... She's very... detailed!

 

[mil1212]

The naked lady was about number 3 last year in the novice ... heres a pic of said fence dressing I hope its ok to post? hehe

Have photo bucket removed that photo? that's quite funny!

 

[floradora09]

Haha! I also love how this thread has about 2500 views and all the others have like 200!

 

[zxp]

Haha! I also love how this thread has about 2500 views and all the others have like 200!

LOL if this makes the top 5 threads on HHO that get written on the letters page I will laugh ALOT!!! What will they call it? XXXRated ALW??!?

 

[Mince Pie]

Oh yes definitely we have to keep this at the top this week
Kerilli, let's just hope they dont land on it upright

 

[TableDancer]

*snorts*
TD, I think i had that story from someone else actually, did you experience the en passant manoevre too? or was yours the 'go and have a shower if you like' story... i get my sources so mixed up!

I had a slight variation: in a bar at Necarne with a bunch of people, casual arm being draped round shoulder, next thing I knew it hand somehow inside both shirt AND bra and having a quick fondle I knew about the reputation but hadn't realised it was QUITE so, er, up front - or down front in this instance I'd love to say I gave him a slap but I just got the most terrible giggles and moved out of range pretty swiftly... Of course, this was a few years ago, nowadays I'd be pathetically grateful for such attentions

 

[Princecharming]

That's hilarious! I get so nervous when going BE that anything that lightens the mood and makes me giggle is a plus.

 

[OneInAMillion]

What a shame such a hilarious photo has been removed

 

[Festive_Felicitations]

I had a slight variation: in a bar at Necarne with a bunch of people, casual arm being draped round shoulder, next thing I knew it hand somehow inside both shirt AND bra and having a quick fondle I knew about the reputation but hadn't realised it was QUITE so, er, up front - or down front in this instance I'd love to say I gave him a slap but I just got the most terrible giggles and moved out of range pretty swiftly... Of course, this was a few years ago, nowadays I'd be pathetically grateful for such attentions

PMSL! Sorry
I don't suppose 'he' will ever be named but they are great stories and hilarious fences. Sure to enter 'Eventing Legend'...

 

[jules89]

I had a slight variation: in a bar at Necarne with a bunch of people, casual arm being draped round shoulder, next thing I knew it hand somehow inside both shirt AND bra and having a quick fondle I knew about the reputation but hadn't realised it was QUITE so, er, up front - or down front in this instance I'd love to say I gave him a slap but I just got the most terrible giggles and moved out of range pretty swiftly... Of course, this was a few years ago, nowadays I'd be pathetically grateful for such attentions

TD!!!! can't take you anywhere!! (that involves gin, at least!!!)

 

[rotters13]

Am I being blind?!?! I have all the course photos of the Aston Novice and am failing to see it. Gah...

 

[brighteyes]

I know where a pic of this offending member can be found - but since I don't wish to be classified as one, and have my name 'darkened', I can only give hints as to its whereabouts... *ahem* Google images - xc fences Aston le Walls scroll down a fair few pages and there you go

 

[HannahHDEventing]

Tehehe!

I jumped the novice track there this weekend, and I didn't see the offending member! But I did see the lady in the water! She was there in the spring too!

I wonder what will appear in ALW 3....I'm going to take my camera when I walk that course!

 

[Ranyhyn]

Pahahaha that definitely IS a peny!!!

 

[Hedgewitch13]

Ha! That's hilarious!

 

[fleabittengrey]

I know where a pic of this offending member can be found - but since I don't wish to be classified as one, and have my name 'darkened', I can only give hints as to its whereabouts... *ahem* Google images - xc fences Aston le Walls scroll down a fair few pages and there you go

Am I being blind or naive?!I can see fish and alligators ... but no phallic symbols!!

 

[stencilface]

Kerilli - I was one of a few people that did have showers in the house at ALW at the RC Champs a couple of years ago - if I knew then what I know now, I might have stayed smelly!

 

[Mickyjoe]

OMG!!! I can see it on Google images!! There's no EEK smiley!!

 

[brighteyes]

There is

 

[Whoopit]

Am I being blind or naive?!I can see fish and alligators ... but no phallic symbols!!

I'm same. Can't see it! How many pages in - be easier if someone could just dump a link on here to the image! And i'll look fast before it gets removed by Admin!

 

[wench]

how many pages do I have to scroll through... got to 15 and cant see it yet!

 

[kerilli]

hmm, i think it's gone now, curiouser and curiouser. i saved it to my desktop so can email it to you if you want, i suspect that if i put it on photobucket it'll only get removed again! pm me email addy if you want to see it.

 

[Jane_Lou]

There is a comment about this particlular anatomically correct carving in H&H this week - it was apparently removed to the sponsors tent, considered a little to risque for pubic display

Oh and it was commissioned by said course builder

 

[MissTyc]

Pubic display?!

LOL!!!

 

[rhino]

pubic display

 

[Jane_Lou]

Whoops - major freudian slip

 

[kerilli]

perfect typo there.
i've posted it on my fb page for everyone to wonder at...