Mince Pie
Well-Known Member
Does anyone else find it amusing that Photobucket have removed the picture of the penis as it contravenes their t&c's?
God that would be hilarious!
"Gutted, went to AlW this weekend, horse was behaving for a change and we pulled out a sub 30 DR, went clear SJ round a tricky, up to height course. We were storming round the XC and would have been highly placed if I hadn't fallen off and landed on a giant penis"
ROFL
The naked lady was about number 3 last year in the novice ... heres a pic of said fence dressing I hope its ok to post? hehe
Haha! I also love how this thread has about 2500 views and all the others have like 200!
*snorts*
TD, I think i had that story from someone else actually, did you experience the en passant manoevre too? or was yours the 'go and have a shower if you like' story... i get my sources so mixed up!
I had a slight variation: in a bar at Necarne with a bunch of people, casual arm being draped round shoulder, next thing I knew it hand somehow inside both shirt AND bra and having a quick fondle I knew about the reputation but hadn't realised it was QUITE so, er, up front - or down front in this instance I'd love to say I gave him a slap but I just got the most terrible giggles and moved out of range pretty swiftly... Of course, this was a few years ago, nowadays I'd be pathetically grateful for such attentions
I had a slight variation: in a bar at Necarne with a bunch of people, casual arm being draped round shoulder, next thing I knew it hand somehow inside both shirt AND bra and having a quick fondle I knew about the reputation but hadn't realised it was QUITE so, er, up front - or down front in this instance I'd love to say I gave him a slap but I just got the most terrible giggles and moved out of range pretty swiftly... Of course, this was a few years ago, nowadays I'd be pathetically grateful for such attentions
I know where a pic of this offending member can be found - but since I don't wish to be classified as one, and have my name 'darkened', I can only give hints as to its whereabouts... *ahem* Google images - xc fences Aston le Walls scroll down a fair few pages and there you go
Am I being blind or naive?!I can see fish and alligators ... but no phallic symbols!!
pubic display