Stupidest thing you've called the vet for?

[Roxylola]

One of my dogs gets little skin tags. I've tried to remove "ticks" more than once. She's so good she just let's me as well

 

[Poingsettia]

I did hear someone talking on the radio the other day about his trip to the doctor. His girlfriend brought him breakfast in bed, which he ate and then they both had a bit of a lie in. An hour later they were getting up and his girlfriend noticed a new mole on his back. Close inspection and comparing with images on the internet convinced them it was something sinister so he got an emergency appointment and went to the doctor later that day. The doctor took one look and told him she'd remove it straight away. He was terrified, thinking it must be something so serious to need removing so quickly and was horrified when the doctor started fiddling around with no local anaesthetic. He then felt a tearing sensation on his back and seconds later the doctor presented him with a dried Coco Pop.

???

 

[fankino04]

Had a livery come up to me when I worked on a yard, very panicked asking me to call the vet (pre mobile phone days) as her horse couldn't bend his front leg. When to take a look at him and she had put his boots on upside down and the fetlock protection bit was behind his knee so obviously he couldn't bend it.

 

[DiNozzo]

Oh my god, imagine trying to remove your dog’s nipples!!

As a toddler I tried to take my doggie's coat off by undoing her nipples...