Texting codes for horse people...

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Texting Codes for Horse People

OOH - out of hay

LAS - lost a shoe

JBM - just bit me

FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing

FTC -- Forgot the carrots

MIHA -- Mare's in heat, again

IPTI -- I'll pick up tennis instead

LWW -- Lesson went well

MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off

HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair

HAO - Hay All Over

HIMB - Hay in My BRA

PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt

UD - Unplanned Dismount

PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God

MMM - Master Manure Mucker

OOM - Out of money

MHTS - More horses than sense.

BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers

GBBF - got board bill, fainted

GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted

HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted

SLH - Smell like horse

DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee

HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby

WWFNS - Will work for new saddle

AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy

SSB - saddle sore butt

BTLGR - b###hy trainer left - good riddance

ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon

NLT - No lesson today

HGR - Have a great ride!
 
Like these a lot!

I'll add a few for my girl

GWDU - girth won't do up
POWA - put on weight again
K&BO - kicks and bites occasionally
HHW - hungry horse waiting
ODMTDM - oh dear my tack doesn't match
MSRAB - must stop riding at the buckle

oops starting to get controversial - time to stop!
 
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WBC-wont be caught
WBCA-wont be caught again
SAS-spooked at sheep
RTGPS-refused to go past sheep
KMWR-kicked me while rugging
BMWR-bit me while rugging
TB-trashed bed
TR-trashed rug

These would be the most frequently used ones by me!! lol
 
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