The 10 types of horses - funny

[Crazy_cat_lady]

http://www.horsecollaborative.com/the-10-different-types-of-horses/

not sure if this has been posted before but found this rather amusing.

Think the definition for number 5 was based on H!

 

[flaxen]

My pony was number 10. He was a saint and miss him dreadfully. He will never be replaceable and am lost without him and have no incentive to do anything.

 

[Feival]

I've got a No8 and a No10 ����

 

[noodle_]

i would have said a moody mare 12 month ago and i hated her


now shes a ten.....

i thought my last horse was a horse of a lifetime - this one is something else :]

 

[Tern]

I have a No. 4 & 5 mixture.. brilliant combination.

 

[risky business]

Unfortunately I have to contend with number 5.... Even I'm spooking at invisible objects at times!

 

[Spotsrock]

My pony was number 10. He was a saint and miss him dreadfully. He will never be replaceable and am lost without him and have no incentive to do anything.

Flaxen that's so sad x

 

[Chococat]

I have a number 4 (but love her to bits really). My daughter is probably in her last year with a number 10 but is only just realising that another number 10 is going to be hard to find.

 

[Cherrydan]

A 10! It took me two horses I never gelled with to get to him... And my 10 had been written off as navicular.. Don't get me wrong, he is a snail, but I'm in no rush and he looks after me as well as I do him. I'm very lucky. X

 

[Grinchmass]

I have a 3,4 and 5 mixture mare - unless your doing something she enjoys then she drops the number 5

Love her to bits tho - she's my horse of a lifetime.

 

[Archangel]

I had a number 10 - I miss him terribly. My other horse isn't on the list - I knew they broke the mould when they made him (he was a different kind of perfect number 10).

 

[Pinkvboots]

Did anyone click on the ten different horse owners it was quite funny, I know a few 5's

 

[Pippity]

B. is definitely a no. 5. I have no idea what was so terrifying about the F marker last night but, combined with the lack of stirrups my trainer forced on me, it did marvels for my seat.

 

[casspow]

Loved reading this it's so true! Think I know a few ponies to match all descriptions

 

[ChesnutsRoasting]

I've got a 5 too. 😳 I clicked on the 10 different types of horse owner - we have definitely got a Frugal Fred on our yard!!

 

[Ruftysdad]

Mine is no 10. Bought him when he was 17 and is a lovely character. Anyone can ride or handle him. Bonus is he is no slug

 

[leggs]

no. 4 and I sent this to my parents to explain why I never got married.

 

[Spot_the_Risk]

Older horse is 3 and 5, younger is 3 and 10 - or at least I think will be a 10, he's riding 6 so there's time yet.

 

[SadKen]

Mine's a 10 as well. Perhaps unicorns aren't so mythical after all.

Of course mine is a girl, so the day you want to bumble along on the buckle, she'll decide she's a #5 just for the lols.

 

[SadKen]

Did anyone click on the ten different horse owners it was quite funny, I know a few 5's

I've just read that one, I'm a #3... But in my defence I just like research and I don't pronounce doom on other people's horses!

I felt so bad for the sweet significant other! My OH would be him if he rode!

 

[conniegirl]

Mines a 10 but is only 5 yrs old!
Superstar horse who stood stock still this evening whilst my Non horsey OH attempted to brush him and then rug him up. It was realy quite sweet!