The face of whose Aunty?

"I think it's good that you're comfortable enough with your chosen gender alignment to be able to make such a statement"

Gender alignment?

That made me smile.

Is that a football term?

What DOES that mean in English. Not Scottish.
 
It's completely written in English. Every word used is English. If you're struggling with that then I suggest you may require some additional education.
"Additional" may be a superfluous word here.

It isn't a "football term" as far as I'm aware. If it is

There is no such language as Scottish.

It's nice that something made you smile. You seem so distressed in your avatar picture.

There seems to be something behind you that isn't living up to expectations.
 
Faggy...it's spelt "Exmoor"...

You made a mistake. Just deal with it. There's no dilemma. A dilemma concerns a difficult choice. There's no difficulty here. You're wrong.

And you need to broaden your horizons. If you only know places within a twelve yard radius of the trailer, send Bottom Boys out and tell him to walk in a straight line until he meets someone neither of you are related to. I suggest giving him a snorkel.
 
"You made a mistake. Just deal with it. There's no dilemma. A dilemma concerns a difficult choice. There's no difficulty here. You're wrong."

Okay. I will try and deal with it.

I feel so hurt.

I will mull it over while I am hunting over Exmore on Tuesday.

"And you need to broaden your horizons. "

No, I am happy with my lot thanks.
 
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