the most useless photo to advertise your horse with :)

[paisley]

The third photo had me crying waith laughter! But not as much as the fact they called the poor thing Percy

 

[hollyandivy123]

so if you are going to pay to advertise your horse you would put a good photo to show them of to their best....................................well wouldn't you?

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/coloured_horse_3_yrs_15_2_hh_lemon_white_west_yorkshire/advert/163292

can anyone beat this?

well i did like the third bum from the left................i wonder if you can pick your own head

 

[micramadam]

They don't look very lemony to me?!

No but they do leave a bitter taste in the mouth.
A definite case of indescriminate breeding with the intent of making money - this is why there are far too many unwanted horses/ponies.

 

[pardalis]

OMG! That willy photo! I am on the district line tube snorting from trying not to laugh! My fellow passengers are hiding behind their newspapers

 

[miss_bird]

Loving the willy one cant believe they even put that in, maybe to prove its a boy incase you did not know where to look

 

[chameleon]

Loving some of these ads!

I am currently searching for a new horse. Recently I emailed an advertiser for some conformation photos. I asked if it was possible to send me some photos (side, front and rear view). Seller said she didn’t have any but would get some done and email them over to me. I did receive three photos side, front and rear view…… with the horse wearing a full neck rug and travel boots on!!!

I didn’t have the heart to go back to her and ask her to take some more!

 

[magic104]

Loving some of these ads!

I am currently searching for a new horse. Recently I emailed an advertiser for some conformation photos. I asked if it was possible to send me some photos (side, front and rear view). Seller said she didn’t have any but would get some done and email them over to me. I did receive three photos side, front and rear view…… with the horse wearing a full neck rug and travel boots on!!!

I didn’t have the heart to go back to her and ask her to take some more!

Why would anyone do that? Rug possibly though at the moment most are naked because of the warm weather. And why would you put travel boots on for anything but travelling?

 

[chameleon]

Why would anyone do that? Rug possibly though at the moment most are naked because of the warm weather. And why would you put travel boots on for anything but travelling?

I am guessing the seller was a young teenager, and I think she thought he looked very cute in his rug and boots. I didn’t have the heart or patience to tell her that I actually wanted to see what the horse looked like conformation wise and not just the fact that he had a pretty head, which is all that I could see…..either that or she was trying to cover up some really bad conformation!!

 

[dominobrown]

This thread is hilarious, but can I ask, What are these people thinking???

 

[Quadro]

The third photo had me crying waith laughter! But not as much as the fact they called the poor thing Percy

Oi!! One of my guinea pig is called Percy!!!!
Q

 

[Suzie86]

Percy is now officially my new favourite name for anything

 

[photo_jo]

Go onto Donedeals.ie if you really want to laugh. This time last year I think someone wwas advertising a ropy looking colt as a potential stallion with a pic of it standing up to its knees in mud and doing a poo

 

[Paint Me Proud]

lmao at this one!!

http://www.donedeal.co.uk/for-sale/horses/2088801

why one earth have they copied and pasted the pony to appear twice in the second image

 

[chameleon]

Knew if I looked I would find something on Dragon Driving for this thread......

http://www.dragondriving.co.uk/horsesnew.php?pageNum_CartRecord=2&ddi=9

The first ad should show a rising 3 yo colt being held up by his front legs

 

[sunshine19]

Yeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaa! Dragon driving at its best

Plenty of hair and feather!

 

[Paddy Irish]

lmao at this one!!

http://www.donedeal.co.uk/for-sale/horses/2088801

why one earth have they copied and pasted the pony to appear twice in the second image

OMG I'm seeing double!

 

[Waterborn]

This one. 3rd photo. Words fail me.

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/all_rounder_horse_4_yrs_3_mths_13_1_hh_appaloosa_cheshire/advert/159519

This tickled me

 

[paisley]

Oi!! One of my guinea pig is called Percy!!!!
Q

Oh nowt wrong with the name Percy! Guinea pigs equally adorable little squeakers. But seeing as "pointing Percy" can also mean when boys go for a wee, and they put a photo of the pony in all his 'glory' , well I sniggered

 

[HappyHorses:)]

Knew if I looked I would find something on Dragon Driving for this thread......

http://www.dragondriving.co.uk/horsesnew.php?pageNum_CartRecord=2&ddi=9

The first ad should show a rising 3 yo colt being held up by his front legs

Go to this link and see the 5th ad down 'driving colt' 2 years old broken to drive last year

 

[Natch]

Maybe this is the head to go with the colored bums?
http://www.cheshirehorse.co.uk/horses_for_sale_cheshire/1254.html

 

[ClobellsandBaubles]

^^13 down the 3 yo in foal filly that they want 4 grand for!

 

[Foaling Around]

This is one of my favourite games!!

Not too sure what this first photo is showing off

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/all_rounder_horse_6_yrs_1_mth_16_0_hh_bay_norfolk/advert/163836


And on a slight sidebar, would be pretty hacked off to spend £15k on this broodmare to not be able to get in foal no matter what I tried

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/broodmares_horse_12_yrs_16_1_hh_bay_oxfordshire/advert/163015

 

[Foaling Around]

Found some more heads to match your bums...... personal favourites are the head shot with eyes closed, or the 4th place rossette photo (come on surely you'd borrow someones red ribbon )

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/all_rounder_horse_12_yrs_2_mths_14_0_hh_chestnut_merseyside/advert/163174


Pony can't jump? Just whack him in side reins and sell him for dressage. I'm sure people will look past the fact he is ridden in a very dressage un-legal waterford if you say he has quite a light mouth. Particuarly like the reference to natural horsemanship

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/dressage_horse_8_yrs_6_mths_14_2_hh_bay_cheshire/advert/163444


I do however love the primary photo of this horse. Maybe this style of photo should be standard when selling? Flat work photo, check, jumping photo, check, conformation photo, check, standing on horse, check....

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/family_horse_4_yrs_13_2_hh_piebald_bedfordshire/advert/163237

 

[swalk]

Pony can't jump? Just whack him in side reins and sell him for dressage. I'm sure people will look past the fact he is ridden in a very dressage un-legal waterford if you say he has quite a light mouth. Particuarly like the reference to natural horsemanship

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/dressage_horse_8_yrs_6_mths_14_2_hh_bay_cheshire/advert/163444


My pony's not that attractive, how is the best way to overcome this in photo ads......why, if I take a photo of him 3 miles away that should pull the punters in.

 

[JustKickOn]

...But why their asses who knows.

Maybe because he likes big butts and he really cannot lie?

 

[Brontie]

Who could resist this one from the dragon driving site?

 

[Hedgewitch13]

Wow some people have no idea about how much their horses are really worth! All of those are hugely over priced for what they are...

 

[**Vanner**]

This one. 3rd photo. Words fail me.

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/all_rounder_horse_4_yrs_3_mths_13_1_hh_appaloosa_cheshire/advert/159519

OMG - I'm crying

 

[MagicMelon]

"but will all go to make eventers,show cobs or if you choose just a happy hacker!" - since when did gypsy cobs make decent "eventers"?! Wonder if we'll see them scooting round Badminton...

 

[JessandCharlie]

http://www.nfed.co.uk/cgi-bin/class...play_db_button=on&db_id=56278&query=retrieval

More heads to go with our bums

J&C