the most useless photo to advertise your horse with :)

[Puppy]

How's this for unflattering - check out the body shot not going over jumps:

http://www.horsedeals.co.uk/horses-for-sale/allrounder-horse/Nice-Little-Horse__22-3-11-721857

 

[SuperCoblet]

Must have been too cold to go outside and take a decent picture... http://www.donedeal.co.uk/for-sale/horses/2009841

 

[clairebearnz]

From the wonder that is Trademe:

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Equestrian/Horses-ponies/Horses/auction-237699064.htm

The good ol' Gisborne stationbred

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Equestrian/Horses-ponies/Horses/auction-371371775.htm

There are some truly spectacular weeds in this one!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Equestrian/Horses-ponies/Horses/auction-336645144.htm

He...stands off his fences?

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Equestrian/Horses-ponies/Horses/auction-367317230.htm

(Hunting over wire is very common here!)

Wait til you find the picture of this horse chewing on a cow's ear.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Equestrian/Horses-ponies/Horses/auction-371557872.htm

And the real winner: 'station bred geldig'

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Equestrian/Horses-ponies/Horses/auction-370125687.htm

 

[Vixstar]

Photo's do not show off this horse, and love the comment "isn't keen on seeing his reflection in car windows" - very specific detail!!!

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/mountain_moorland_horse_7_yrs_15_2_hh_chestnut_lancashire/advert/158741

 

[chestnut cob]

How's this for unflattering - check out the body shot not going over jumps:

http://www.horsedeals.co.uk/horses-for-sale/allrounder-horse/Nice-Little-Horse__22-3-11-721857

Poor lad just looks like he needs feeding!

 

[Suzie86]

Photo's do not show off this horse, and love the comment "isn't keen on seeing his reflection in car windows" - very specific detail!!!

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/mountain_moorland_horse_7_yrs_15_2_hh_chestnut_lancashire/advert/158741

OMG look at the price!!!! I want less than a third of that for my little boy who has prob done more, and I cant get rid of him!!

 

[Suzie86]

This is one of my favourite games!!

Not too sure what this first photo is showing off

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/all_rounder_horse_6_yrs_1_mth_16_0_hh_bay_norfolk/advert/163836


And on a slight sidebar, would be pretty hacked off to spend £15k on this broodmare to not be able to get in foal no matter what I tried

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/broodmares_horse_12_yrs_16_1_hh_bay_oxfordshire/advert/163015

is it a filly??gelding?? broodmare?????!LOL!!!

 

[joeanne]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Equestrian/Horses-ponies/Horses/auction-336645144.htm

PMSFL "Shud mature..."
"hill raised".......by hill billies!

 

[Damnation]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Sports/Equestrian/Horses-ponies/Horses/auction-336645144.htm

PMSFL "Shud mature..."
"hill raised".......by hill billies!

I love this bit..
will swap 4 a 8ft x 5ft tandem trailer.
thanx!!

LMAO!

 

[hollyandivy123]

http://www.adhorse.co.uk/horseforsale_35750.html

i can't believe but i have found another bum shot, please can people find me more heads!

 

[Cedars]

Lol lol lol lol LOL at the one that has been photoshopped so there are two of them!!!

 

[nixxyz]

am i seeing this right lol ?? the state of the noseband on this poor horse!!

http://www.trade-it.co.uk/horsemart-horses-and-ponies-other-horse/region-w-uk-bristol-south-west-avon-bristol/143COBMARE-13550928.html

 

[PingPongPony]

am i seeing this right lol ?? the state of the noseband on this poor horse!!

http://www.trade-it.co.uk/horsemart-horses-and-ponies-other-horse/region-w-uk-bristol-south-west-avon-bristol/143COBMARE-13550928.html

how can people not know such a simple thing? and as far as i can see the flash seems to be put through the rings of the bit ...

 

[h_s]

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/all_rounder_horse_3_yrs_15_2_hh_bay_lancashire/advert/164905




mmmmmmmmmmmmm ichy horse!!!!!!!!

 

[Sam Wileman]

Just been window shopping and found this one.....

http://www.preloved.co.uk/fuseaction-adverts.showadvert/index-1033810445/b53d17d7.html

 

[BlizzardBudd]

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/showing_horse_1_yr_14_2_hh_chestnut_cheshire/advert/165167
http://www.horsemart.co.uk/school_masters_horse_14_yrs_15_1_hh_dark_bay_south_yorkshire/advert/165158
http://www.horsemart.co.uk/all_rounder_horse_19_yrs_13_2_hh_dun_devon/advert/164522
"Has been broken but abit green! Needs further schooling! 80% good as gold! Abit nervous and can be strong hence LOW PRICE! A slow ride! Not a competition pony!" how can it be green and strong and a slow ride??

 

[Molly'sMama]

Gawwd....Makes you think what kinda homes they have when they put that little effort into it..
not sure if someones said this , but does anyone remember that add with the horse leaping over the arena fence? and there was a huge debate on whether it was fake or not? xxx

 

[TrakehnerFilly]

OOhh Sam Wileman Clement82's second link is the rest of the photos for the mare in your links bum. How weird that you both posted straight after each other.

 

[orin]

i had to check whether or not that was a tom bonner advert then.

 

[brown tack]

OOhh Sam Wileman Clement82's second link is the rest of the photos for the mare in your links bum. How weird that you both posted straight after each other.

THATS THE WINNER

Two ads for the same horse on different sites.

Its like they were planning on getting mentioned!

 

[scotlass]

http://www.ultimateequestrianltd.co...uk/694_500_csupload_30158775.jpg?u=1749648360

Don't know about useless adverts - but this one turns my stomach. Was around on HQ for quite a while

Looks like a greyhound in a bridle

 

[brown tack]

http://www.ultimateequestrianltd.co...uk/694_500_csupload_30158775.jpg?u=1749648360

Don't know about useless adverts - but this one turns my stomach. Was around on HQ for quite a while

Looks like a greyhound in a bridle

wow thats thin!, what the hell are some people thinking

 

[rambling]

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/all_rounder_horse_19_yrs_13_2_hh_dun_devon/advert/164522
"Has been broken but abit green! Needs further schooling! 80% good as gold! Abit nervous and can be strong hence LOW PRICE! A slow ride! Not a competition pony!" how can it be green and strong and a slow ride??

He's 19

 

[cronkmooar]

Go onto Donedeals.ie if you really want to laugh. This time last year I think someone wwas advertising a ropy looking colt as a potential stallion with a pic of it standing up to its knees in mud and doing a poo

Done Deal is fab

Always a funny ad of the day!! current favorite is:

Skrewballed stallion - likes carrots

 

[OneInAMillion]

How to sell an SJer with no proof it can jump!

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/show_jumpers_horse_16_yrs_11_mths_15_3_hh_bay_surrey/advert/164728

 

[OneInAMillion]

on the flipside what a brilliant photo no spooky ponies here

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/pony_club_ponies_horse_13_yrs_13_2_hh_dun_cambridgeshire/advert/164109

 

[Sam Wileman]

THATS THE WINNER

Two ads for the same horse on different sites.

Its like they were planning on getting mentioned!

I have to say what a specious lot you are. Have you never heard of coincidence.