The weird things you have caught your horses doing: over 16's only

My ex broodmare is the bigest tart ever! She actually corners geldings and forces them to mount her. She also walks around with her tail *ahem* to the side constantly ..

Other mare reversed and pooed on my poor nans lap! :D
 
My ex loan pony was known to let it all hang out, and to play with it in front of anybody.

He took it to a new low when he whacked the farrier in the face with it though! Poor girl didn't see it coming! :eek:

Bit less dirty but mortifying was when we had an impromptu stop outside of the local pub one lovely summers day. Lots of drinkers outside, got bought a half of larger, very nice, lots of men admiring him... then the inevitable stance came, and with a grunt and much groaning he let out the biggest smelliest longest wee ever - complete with a couple of farts for good measure! :o The blokes were transfixed and the party broke up pretty quickly, with mutterings about "the size of that thing!" :D
 
My old gelding used to groan like a porn star whenever you cleaned his sheath and naturally whenever I did it a bus full of people would automatically turn up at the yard!

My favourite though is my very very proper Grand Mother, I was about 6 and we were walking through the paddocks and my sisters pony was merrily mounting my brothers with a look of sheer joy on its face, "what is Porridge doing" was my innocent question my Grand Mother went a strange shade of puce and she made some strangled noises before coming out with "Well its all very nice once you are married dear" as you can imagine that caused me a certain amount of confusion for a while
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