Auslander
Well-Known Member
I'll go first!
'Don't splat the cat' as said to the IDx mare when the now resident stray cat sashays slowly across her route into the stable for tea .Put the cat down! (She'd picked it up by its tail)
Noooooo ? poor kitty!!Put the cat down! (She'd picked it up by its tail)
'Steady boy, mind the kitchen table...easy by the cooker....oops' you've knocked the bin over..' as said to my 16.3 Oldenberg gelding who snuck through the kitchen door one day.