This is a joke, yeah? (Either that or a scene from Little Britain.)

[Karla]

This weekend there's going to be a "Moochers Show" in Derbyshire.

If you find the thought of rubbing shoulders with these clowns rather attractive, just wait for this: there will be a "digging competition running all weekend"!
http://www.hunting-directory.co.uk/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1153850272

Just what you need to work up a nice sweat!!!

Enjoy!

 

[Doreys_Mum]

Aww, thanks Karla!

Now, do I go... do I go...

The simulated coursing sounds fun

 

[Karla]

Yeah go! Take some pics of the digging competition and post them here. I dare you!!!

 

[CARREG]

Sod that............Carreg

 

[CARREG]

Sheeps
If you do come say say hi, I'll be judging some of the classes there............Carreg

 

[Sooty]

Digging competition? Bricklifting competition??? WTF is bricklifting? Surely not what it says on the tin...

 

[Vyda]

Well I'm certainly going, it's going to be a great weekend.

 

[severnmiles]

Brick lifting is funny when you have a few lads who think they are unbelievably strong and then find out they're not!! 18 was the best down here last month.

I'd liked to have come but its a bit far away :-(

 

[Doreys_Mum]

Hey, the only bit that interested me was the coursing... I've been digging... made me feel right sick...

 

[severnmiles]

"I've been digging... made me feel right sick..."

Why?

 

[Doreys_Mum]

Because it did

 

[severnmiles]

Digging foxes?

 

[soggy]

There is a trick to brick lifting

I have won a few bets in my earliers years.

It all depends on the rules though. Brain will often over come brawn.

If you want I'll tell you how to do it .;-)

 

[soggy]

She's never done an activity where you had to work up a sweat before that why.

 

[severnmiles]

Come on then...spill the secret....

 

[severnmiles]

Sorry SoD but I now pity poor Myles..... ;-) only joking!

 

[Karla]

Yes, tell us the best way to lift lots of bricks. It's something well worth knowing!

 

[severnmiles]

A labourer may agree with your sarcasm.

 

[Doreys_Mum]

LOL!

Nah, Myles has nothing to be pitied for...

I was out with the secretary, and we'd hitched a lift with the terrierman - he got called as the fox had gone to ground. Sec and I went cross country and the terrierman went via the road.

They were well into the dig by the time we got there, I didn't like the frenzy the terriers were in, I didn't like knowing that there was a fox trapped underground, unable to escape, so we passed through without stopping.

In fairness to the terriermen, they were working quickly and efficiently, and got their fox very quick - which was a blessing for terriers and fox alike.

But I have never been a fan of digging in concept, and I wasn't a fan when I was there.

Sorry guys!

 

[Karla]

A labourer would use a hod.

 

[soggy]

PM on its way.

 

[soggy]

You could use your mouth.









Its big enough.

 

[Karla]

Brilliant! On a par with Clown Prince Carreg! You two should do those McDonalds kids parties together!

 

[soggy]

McDonalds Kids parties???

You'll know all about those presumably. Most school leavers with no qualifications end up working there.

Do you find it very challenging work?

 

[severnmiles]

Lol!!

 

[Doreys_Mum]

McDonalds Kids parties???

You'll know all about those presumably. Most school leavers with no qualifications end up working there.

Do you find it very challenging work?

Wow... not only am I a bore, but now I'm a school leaver with no qualifications...... *sigh*

 

[Karla]

Superb! I better the kiddies love your clowning about!

 

[Sidesaddle]

SoD - I think that remark was aimed at Karla.

 

[soggy]

McDonalds Kids parties???

You'll know all about those presumably. Most school leavers with no qualifications end up working there.

Do you find it very challenging work?

Wow... not only am I a bore, but now I'm a school leaver with no qualifications...... *sigh*

Oh dear SoD you have failed the initiative test.

What happened here did you forget which Id you where posting under .

LMAO

 

[Doreys_Mum]

No, actually... whilst I am aware the remark was aimed at Karla, it was ALSO derogatory towards employees of McDonalds....

I'll let you know some time next week if I am a school leaver with no qualifications or not