Ugly people on horses...?

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What are your feelings on this? Should only the lithe and beautiful be allowed to ride? ;)

I'm only joking guys! What's going on here today?!

Would anyone like to join me on the lighter side of life, we have tea and cakes here :D
 
OMG I've been cracking up at this all day!

DH says "God made ugly horses for ugly people!" lmao no wonder Mo (my horse) looks like a mule! jk jk

This is fantastic... and what about those super models with horse ***** under their £800 manicured nails!
 
With the rates of judgement on this board my riding day would go like this:

Morning Ed lets go for a ride
Oh cack I can't because I'm a novice and I shouldn't be riding!
Cack, if I DONT ride I might be wasting my horse and neglecting him!
But if I get on I'm not wearing the right gear, oh no what next?
Ok I'm on.
Damn it I have back fat, I'm too fat to riiiiiiide! My hairs a mess, I don't really know my diagonals, my bridle is Robinsons own and I haven't groomed my horse other than his tack parts and now Nosey Nelly is coming to tell me my horse is underweight/overweight/underfed/overfed...the wrong colour!!!!!!!!!!

:D ;)
 
Kitsune said:
With the rates of judgement on this board my riding day would go like this:

Morning Ed lets go for a ride
Oh cack I can't because I'm a novice and I shouldn't be riding!
Cack, if I DONT ride I might be wasting my horse and neglecting him!
But if I get on I'm not wearing the right gear, oh no what next?
Ok I'm on.
Damn it I have back fat, I'm too fat to riiiiiiide! My hairs a mess, I don't really know my diagonals, my bridle is Robinsons own and I haven't groomed my horse other than his tack parts and now Nosey Nelly is coming to tell me my horse is underweight/overweight/underfed/overfed...the wrong colour!!!!!!!!!!

:D ;)
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LMAO Kitty

:D But....it IS OK to ride an ugly horse if you have make up on;)
 
Kitsune said:
With the rates of judgement on this board my riding day would go like this:

Morning Ed lets go for a ride
Oh cack I can't because I'm a novice and I shouldn't be riding!
Cack, if I DONT ride I might be wasting my horse and neglecting him!
But if I get on I'm not wearing the right gear, oh no what next?
Ok I'm on.
Damn it I have back fat, I'm too fat to riiiiiiide! My hairs a mess, I don't really know my diagonals, my bridle is Robinsons own and I haven't groomed my horse other than his tack parts and now Nosey Nelly is coming to tell me my horse is underweight/overweight/underfed/overfed...the wrong colour!!!!!!!!!!

:D ;)
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Oh my god, you've been to my yard?! :eek:



Only joking, not that bad really ;)
 
Hm.

I am definately not the most beautiful person around, but my horse is stunning :D. When the dressage test comments start 'Beautiful horse." you know she is indeed rather eye catching.

Hm.

Off to get some more beauty sleep. At my, rough calculation, I should be able to match her, beautiful inch for beautiful inch, by about 2110 :D
 
IMO, very beautiful people should also be prevented from riding as they make other people feel inadequate.


So that's me out then...:p:D
 
I consider myself to be a very fugly person who rides so I am short, fat and fugly on my cob!!!! Wonder how many people I offend when they see me? ;)
 
I'm ugly so ride a beautiful horse to hide my uglyness.............if I was beautiful I would ride an ugly horse so my beauty shone through :p :D :D
 
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