Very sad advert

WoopsiiD said:
I can certainly do you a generous discount.
The Dufeckally Halter is handcrafted by blind Tibetan monkeys from the finest duck billed platypus beaks.
The pack does include the starter DVD and Log books made from the bottoms of new born peaches and a mini pen stolen from argos-all fit in your cowboy hat!
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Well that is simply outrageous!!:mad: stealing a pen from Argos is wrong IMO and for that reason I am going to snub your Dufeckally Halter and will make everyone on this forum aware of how cruel you are! What did Argos do to deserve this?
 
Pinkcob, have you read all the posts? We are a very long way from where it started.

Very funny :-) Kept me away from the housework for hours.
 
Yes, i agree, a nice idea to start with...........then it all went horribly wrong :-)

Don't know what the outcome was, i think that possibly ABC was going to go & see her but i don't know if that went ahead or not?

Has anyone got any news?
 
WoopsiiD said:
'Dufeckally Halter'.
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Still giggling uncontrollably at this. :D:D

PinkCob said:
Tbh, no :D
hehe, I get bored after the 4th page but I like the ideas at the beginning! :D
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HazyXmas said:
Yes, i agree, a nice idea to start with...........then it all went horribly wrong :-)
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In a nutshell Pink Cob: A teenage girl wanted to buy the filly (Tilly) and claimed she'd tried to book a viewing. Some folk here pointed out she'd said she hadn't the experience to take on Tilly, and also that giving cruel sellers money encourages the trade. At this, teenager threw a tantrunm which ended up with toys all over the floor, bad language and lots of naughty people laughing at her :rolleyes: and teen got sent to the naughty step by tfc, I assume she's there still.

Meanwhile, a more sensible young person, ABC, is interested in Tilly and will let us know the outcome. The thread then just dissolved in chaos and comedy and mad ideas about riding newborn foals... :eek:

:D It was funnier than that though. :D
 
I've just spent half an hour reading the last few pages and am now running late at work :D

Wonder if this will make the top 5 in next weeks H&H ?
 
carefreegirl said:
I've just spent half an hour reading the last few pages and am now running late at work :D

Wonder if this will make the top 5 in next weeks H&H ?
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Never mind top 5 in H&H, we fully expect to be on the top sellers list in both books and dvd's. Having just heard that there is to be a film of our journey to be made, Hollywood loves this kind of thing. Never mind" the horse whisperer", "the foal pokerer" is going to be a blockbuster.:D
 
Pmsl at 'foal pokerer'. Bagsi I get the role of whoever gets off with fit male lead in the film though. Need a version for games console & a range of toys, accessories etc too.
 
:In talks with a leading fast food establishment with a view to having merchandise given as a gift with their "hysterical meals". Video games is a fab idea, perhaps some interactive foal poking games? Fun for all the family! Little legs, I'm afraid you will have to audition for the role like everyone else. I hear both Katie Price and dame Helen Mirren have expressed an interest :D:D
 
No auditions, I Bagsi'd first. And have the foal squashing knowledge.
Regarding tilly, another poster has arranged a viewing, but there are others before her/him. But until they have viewed & possibly bought, I don't think updates would be wise incase the dealer gets wind.
 
You could be listed in titles as advisor to the stars. That way you get to impart your knowledge and expertise without all the make up and wardrobe nonsense. And work closely with the male lead, I understand Mickey Rooney is desperate to be involved. :D:D
 
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Due to poisonous emails from PETA-Pens Employed To Argos regarding my pilfering of pens I have had to remove the pens from the package.
I am however trying to source new pens made from the shells of the Galapogos Turtles and ink from the bladder of a pufferfish.
As soon as I have a new supplier I will supply the Blind Tibetan monkeys with fairtrade bananas and increase production of the Dufeckally Halters TM.
And NO Katie Price-they do not yet come in pink and crystal but I'm listening.....though not through Derby House and KPE.....need to know the suckers...I mean genius horsemanship foal pokerers are actually receiving their *bargain* priced goodies.
 
How awful! Not sure if your proposal to use turtle shell is the best though, surely you will have difficulty matching the quality of the Argos pens with this inferior material? Unless of course you propose using the shell of newly hatched turtles, before the sea water can damage the shell. I can recommend an excellent Argentinian turtle wrangler who would be willing to come and train your staff in return for some DufeckallyTM halters for his polo foals.
 
I have some old crayons of my daughters, I mean some writing tools derived from Peruvian bees, and coloured by one winged lesser spotted anteater saliva I could supply as pens?
 
That's a good call, I like that we are using sustainable natural materials. Perhaps this should be stated in our hard sell, I mean enlightened advertising? Although I think the quality of our materials speak for themselves .
 
I think we have hit it there ladies!
Now to con...I mean advise those with mares about to drop that they need our product and bully and guilt trip, sorry offer advice to those that have not started their foals properly that there is still time for them.
 
WoopsiiD said:
I think we have hit it there ladies!
Now to con...I mean advise those with mares about to drop that they need our product and bully and guilt trip, sorry offer advice to those that have not started their foals properly that there is still time for them.
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I am delighted that we have come this far, and now to get the product out there. Remember ladies, we must be positively evangelical in our approach to this, we must ensure that our bank balances, I mean customers are fully satisfied.
 
Never fear, I have a plan. I have a few dozen mares of indiscriminate breeding, nice colours though so nobody notices the confirmation faults. All kept with previous years colts, so should be in foal. Then to get media cover, I will call the daily mail & complain there's non working single mare mothers, some born outside England & one or two with (fly) veils. Should get us front page cover if I time the reporters & foaling/pokering together.
 
littlelegs said:
Never fear, I have a plan. I have a few dozen mares of indiscriminate breeding, nice colours though so nobody notices the confirmation faults. All kept with previous years colts, so should be in foal. Then to get media cover, I will call the daily mail & complain there's non working single mare mothers, some born outside England & one or two with (fly) veils. Should get us front page cover if I time the reporters & foaling/pokering together.
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This is all good, the foals who don't make the grade as highly trained field ornaments can be extras on "the foal pokerer" . Are we going to market "fly veils" for these foals? Timing will of course be all important for maximum coverage, but I'm sure that all the single mothers can be pokered into compliance.
 
Please feel free to send any unworking mares my way and I will put them to my foundation stallion, truly an amazing creature and a winner all spheres.
He has bred many, many quality animals who I am proud to say have been used as stallions as well. Infact Mr DonJuanabee-my stallion id due to be put to his Dam as soon as she drops her current foal who was sired by her brother.
Mr DonJuanabee
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Fantastic stallion whoopsiid, you certainly have an eye for quality, & you have the right idea, why should his own line miss out on more of his fantastic genes. Unfortunaty, my mares all work in Patterdales circus up till foaling, so none spare sorry.
 
WoopsiiD said:
Please feel free to send any unworking mares my way and I will put them to my foundation stallion, truly an amazing creature and a winner all spheres.
He has bred many, many quality animals who I am proud to say have been used as stallions as well. Infact Mr DonJuanabee-my stallion id due to be put to his Dam as soon as she drops her current foal who was sired by her brother.
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A quality animal indeed! I don't understand all the nay- Sayers who claim that in-breeding is a bad thing. I personally believe it is the way forward, no introducing the mare and stallion, they already know one another!
 
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