Very thin people on horses?

Mike007 said:
Its the generaly falling standards I blame. In the good old days a dressage rider actualy took his hat off to salute. This gave the judge ample opportunity to spot dodgy gingas and baldies,and adjust the marks accordingly. Now it seems anything goes!:mad::mad:
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Problem was this created a shortage of dressage judges as they all had to retire from the stress of being exposed to the gingers and baldies. Those that remained were so visually impaired that they couldn't tell a serpantine from a shoulder in....... BD had to insist on hats with harnesses to protect the judges, they dressed it up as rider safety of course, but it was to prevent the judges from being exposed to the horror of what was lurking under those hats!
 
*passes Swift08 a selection of fattening goodies*

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maybe the v thin folk could horse share...cut down on the costs of keeping 2 horses etc etc. 2 thinnies would surely fit on one saddle? im thinking velcro to keep the 2 attached to each other in case of a stiff breeze. i'll have to ponder this thread some more...
 
Excellent thread :) Given me much light relief on my lunch break, although I have no doubt my co-workers already think I am crazy, sitting here smiling to myself!

I was gravely concerned about my recent weight gain, but after seeing this i am very relieved! Being only 5 foot tall and just over 7 stone, I can see my recent cake binges have actually been averting a possible disaster!
 
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