milliepops
Wears headscarf aggressively
IIRC Wallace doesn't canter yet so she does have that going for her on the Valegrometer 
Well personally I think Millie is more like valegro given what she can produce than even the most horse-like Mule so I was a bit confused what you did mean.
My mule has just retracted her application for an FEI passport and is very sad she won't be making her International dressage debut anytime soon.
I think she's more Valegro than donkey......