weird/stupid/pointless register names!!

[junglediva]

some horses really do have pointless, and down right weird registerd names... the horse that i am producing now is a coloured called sky.. and her registerd name, it actually says on her passport in capital letters ...ONE!!

how pointless and lazy is that, jesus some people have no creativity lol i mean atleast they could have called her.. 'the one' or number one... god when people ask ooo how lovely whats her registrd name... umm... one?
And another.. we bought a C stallion some time ago and found out on his passport his name was HEDGE!! his breeder said oh he looked like hed been dragged through a hedge backwards when he was a foal see we called him that :S lol haha anyways anyone else heard of some ridiculous names?

 

[JoBo]

Unbelievably or not, Bodey’s passport name was Steve, who would call a horse Steve? (Ok the gypsies did).
Thank goad he didn’t know his name, so I could change it!

 

[Sessie]

See i have the other side of the coin. My boys registered name is 'Havardiad James Catref Coch Ddu' Wish it was something a little simpler

 

[junglediva]

lol steve.. thats a good one pmsl

 

[junglediva]

sessie... i can translate... havardiad james.. and then the next bit is confusing.. coch (red).. Ddu (black).. lol cant work it out.

 

[tasteofchristmaschaos]

A friends pony was called Tetley Teabag. I kid you not!

 

[Chico Mio]

My friend's foal was called 'Uno' which is 'one' in Spanish......

 

[Barneykins]

My friend's horse was called The Beast on his passport. Poor boy!

 

[junglediva]

the beast... lol class!!

 

[Serenity087]

A friend bought an ex racer called Service!!!

 

[TinyTrigger]

I know someone whose horse was called / registered as Rubbish! He was the total opposite of rubbish btw.. was a fabulous chap.

 

[FestiveSpirit]

I have whinged about mine often in the past on here

- he is registered as Castle of Love

By Lord Americo out of Loves a Pleasure (Castle Keep)

I can see how they thought of the name.... but why

He is a GELDING

 

[kerilli]

the worst i've heard of was a racehorse called "Poor Skin"... it was supposed to be "Poor Skiv" (the owner's nickname for his wife, iirc) but his handwriting was so bad that the horse got registered as "Poor Skin".... i heard about it because a bewildered vet spent ages checking the horse to find its skin complaint, before realising that was actually its name...!
there was an eventer a while back called The Backbreaker. i cannot get my head around calling a horse that!
i can't believe the awful names people saddle horses with. i spend YEARS picking names for mine!

 

[Merlotmonster]

Mine is called JRYS...It doesnt even mean anything!! Very annoying as I cant even pronounce it... (horse is polish)

 

[Luci07]

try "under suspicion" for one of mine - although in fairness he was the full (younger) brother to Barton Bank! and in his case, aptly named... bless!

 

[fjordhorsefan]

I know someone who has a horse called Desmond - poor lad LOL

 

[Kipandbud]

The two strangest names I have seen on passports are 'HEYCHFER' ....... as in 'H for horse' and one was on a cow passport.

The cow's passport said it was called '**** Calf'........ the first word rhymes with a feline and starts with a T. (Hope i dont get in trouble for this)

Lived up to its name when it escaped and ran round the village causing chaos for two days!!

 

[Jeska]

I once viewed a horse that was called Micheal!! And the dog that was running round the yard was called David!! Poor animals!

 

[chickeninabun]

My 28yo German pony came to me with the passport name and stable name of Sandra!! WTF?! Her owner was also called Sandra! Bizarre! We promptly started calling her Sandy, which isn't so bad.

 

[Dirtymare]

I know its not a horse name, but my neighbours have a dog called Derek!!!

 

[erinjane_85]

a mare i used to loan was called Balamory (as in the kiddies programme!)!!
i felt a numpty riding into the ring on a 16hh TBx ......in my twenties!!

 

[wench]

one of my previous horses was registered as "private parts". As much as it pained me, I paid the money to change it.

 

[The_snoopster]

I owned a pony called maureen, it was ugly as well poor thing

 

[Jenny923]

My horse is called turtle! rather embarrassing when telling people its name. You wouldn't call a turtle, 'horse' would you?

 

[sare_bear]

I went to see a horse called 'No Name'!! I kept asking what his name was and kept thinking poor horse why haven't they bothered giving him a name, til I looked at his passport and the penny dropped!!

 

[RunToEarth]

Oshk's passport when I bought him just read "O". My friend has a horse called rabbit, she's quite a saucy girl, can you imagine what she put his registered name as...

 

[Quadro]

i have in the past jumperd against a horse called "four faults" which can be very confusing as i wondered how the rider was in the jump off with four faults???? or how did she go clear with four faults????? only when some conplained did they announce it was the horses name!!!

 

[Storminateacup]

I had a cat called Clive, and I am looking at a white, few spot (Appoloosa/ ID that if I get him, I am going to give the stable name of Spud (hes Irish too).
I will think up a proper name for his passport though!

 

[charlimouse]

There was a horse on the eventing circuit a few years ago called Sotally Tober!!!!!!!!!!! When I got my 4yo his stable name was dream (so I changed it to colin!), unfortanutly I cant change his posh name which is Smallburns Daydream, it doesn't really sound like a 4* name to me!!!!!

 

[RuthnMeg]

A black mare with a big white face called 'The Cow'..
A tb gelding 'Bucked Off' -( if you say that quickly without thinking you say something else!!)
Another horse called 'Who?' !!!
And would you like to be a comentator who says ''so and so riding 'Can't Read'??'' Quite funny really I think!!