Weirdest thing you have found on a hack?

Random shoes on the tracks (loads of people running around Alicante with one shoe on apparently :rolleyes:

And more worryingly, empty suitcases :eek: (I live just off the main road out of Alicante airport, which is renowned for car-hijacking and burglaries unfortunately).

3 4 day old kittens dumped in a bin...went back for them in my car and hand reared them :)

I'm sure there's more - I'm always finding random stuff lol!
 
it wasn't on a hack as such, but one day i was just walking out of my house, tack in hand to go for a hack... and i caught a man having a POO outside my house.

we lived fairly rurally.... he'd stopped his car, got out, 'hidden' behind his door (sadly not when coming from my angle), squatted and had a POO...
 
I got flashed once when I was out on my pony. He seemed like a nice bloke, was chatting away to me about my pony and then I turned round and he had his willy out!!
I cantered off pretty quickly and told my mum when I got in (I was about 13)
 
Seahorse said:
I got flashed once when I was out on my pony. He seemed like a nice bloke, was chatting away to me about my pony and then I turned round and he had his willy out!!
I cantered off pretty quickly and told my mum when I got in (I was about 13)
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this happened to me and my friend in a carpark, we were walking from our car and I heard a noise turned around to see a man doing lewd things!! :eek: :eek:
I said to my friend that I had just been flashed at and she swung around to gawp!! She didn't get to see anything though... she felt quite hard done by!


The wierdest thing I've seen on a hack was a very tiny baby bunny, it had been mauled by something, its ear was torn and it was lying in the road. I got off my flighty, divaesque mare picked the little mite up, popped him in my pocket. The sudden movement of me mounting eb's sent him screeching (have you ever heard a wabbit screech? think nails on blackboard!) there's me on Eb's galloping down road, no reins and a screechy thing! she was seriously unimpressed and huffy at me and the wabbit was scared ****less and pooed in my pocket. I took him home and he was taken care of by my sisters cat (not in a dinner way but a nice caring mummy way) He lived with us for a couple of months and then went back into the wild, at the end of that autumn he turned up at the patio door (knew it was him from his ear) and was with me for an hour before he died. I then left him out for the fox

^^^^^^all true^^^^^
 
I found a ballon a while back, one of those helium birthday ones. It was caught on a hedge on a small village road which is often used by horse riders. I got off, led my boy up to it (whilst he snorted), held very tightly to the reins and stamped on it. Little man didn't move an inch :) Then put it in a near by wheelie bin and felt good about my good deed for the rest of the day lol
 
I don't want to lower the tone .........

But there was a tent up on a bridleway for quite some time last year. Eventually it blew itself down .... to shine some light on a few vibrators that had also been left there :eek: Dread to think what had been going on there :p
 
Two people having sex with the tackle in full swing and view, they were too far gone to care or stop so we just passed them quietly and then laughed out loud:D
 
Many many years ago myself and my friend were taking it in turns riding my mare and a man kept going past us and then stopping and we went past him again, This happened several times and eventually, my friend being the one on the horse walked past the van and the man was sat w*****g Yuk We got back to stables and didnt know whether to be sick or laugh.:eek:
 
sydneysmum said:
Many many years ago myself and my friend were taking it in turns riding my mare and a man kept going past us and then stopping and we went past him again, This happened several times and eventually, my friend being the one on the horse walked past the van and the man was sat w*****g Yuk We got back to stables and didnt know whether to be sick or laugh.:eek:
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this happened to me when i was younger too, guy kept turning round and passing again and again, was proper creeped out as i was on back roads miles from home or anywhere, in the end i pretended i had a mobile and pretended to read his number plate down it, didnt see him again then!:(
Another time we did bump into an ice cream van and he did stop to give me a cider lolly to share with my horse! cool!:D
 
A man jogging naked on the bridle path through our land!!! I had my three daughters with me on their ponies and I remamber letting go of my reins and slapping my hands over the closet two's eyes....he disappeared in to a hedge and came out with his shorts on and said "what a lovely hot day" then jogged on...I was too stunned to reply lol....the girls were only between 9 and 13 at the time...
 
I also found a tortoise miles from anywhere, then the next day a half dead squirrel which I got off and picked up and got bitten for my pains! The creepiest thing though was a dead body.....our horses kept shying as we approached a hedge on our normal ride and then we saw why....had to hack home to ring the police as no mobiles in those days.
 
I emerged from a narrow overgrown path, onto a wider more open track, as I looked to my right there was a naked hiker just walking along like it was perfectly normall! I decided to go left and very quickly!!!
 
Caught a 'romantic' couple having fun with the bonnet of the car, they had driven into a field on the private land we ride on. They didn't even blink when we rode by, the bloke i was riding out with , just shouted, nice day for a ride, the bloke said yeah lovely and carried on having his bit of fun with his female friend. :eek::D

When prince and i were having a lazy bimble throught he woods twin deer babies followed us down the track, really strange. i stopped and they just kept coming up until mum jumped out of her hiding place and called them back to her.....Prince is ginger maybe they though he was a big deer!!!!:p
 
Wasnt on a hack, but when the yard got a new outdoor arena surface of wood chips we were all send to lift pieces of rubbish!! There was someones bank book, passport, wardrobe drawer fronts, clothes and bits of sharp metal!! It was like someone had grated a house and dumped it lol My horse was on box rest when that happened so i was glad i didnt have to ride in it :p
 
The Duke of Edinburgh and his team of ponies when riding in windsor great park, I was riding side saddle at the time and he stopped for a loooong chat saying how unusual it was while my horse had heart attacks that we had just been ambushed by a carriage!

Working as an au pair riding out about 160miles away from home down a tiny lane middle of nowhere and coming the other way was this guy from pony club who I hadn't seen in about 5 years riding a horse obviously of all the lanes in the country he chose the same one at the same time as me! :confused:
Now in Cannock chase there are plenty of dogging spots. Gross. In the paper the other day a named person being interviewed after a big cat sighting said 'my wife and I will not be dogging there again in a hurry' :eek:
 
Another dead body here. In a ditch surrounded by beer cans and a gun. Even worse, he was my next door neighbour.
 
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