DiamondMartella
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I think I own one of the oddest mare's (in my opinion) out there.
So the following she only does for me, anyone else and your ignored
She prefers biscuits to carrots and apples but they have to be chocolate or the posh Borders Oat Crumbles. You have to call them bisqwuits in a high pitched voice and she proceeds to squeak and knicker at you.
Neighs squeaks and knickers at me when I walk round the corner.
Tosses her head squeaks ridiculous at food time.
Knickers at me every time I walk back to her if I have walked away.
Do her rugs in the stable without being killed - she tries to kill everyone else, the girls at the yard have to get her out of the stable to do her rug every morning.
Follows me around with no leadrope contact.
Be caught in the field without treats - when she is on a bring in from mon-fri the girls have to take bribes with them and still them sometimes have to leave her until last. I can catch her anytime of the day with no bribes.
I can pull her mane happily, she tries to kill anyone else who does it.
If im riding her and you come to chat to me she will pull a face at you, if another horse comes close to her when im on her or standing near her she pulls a face, flicks her tail and threatens with her back legs - she does not do this if shes tied up and im not near her or if someone else is riding her or got hold of her.
My friend calls her the Lesbian mare.
What does yours do for you? Surely my special poppet cant be the only odd ball out there! If I could upload the squeaky bisqwuit video I would!
So the following she only does for me, anyone else and your ignored
She prefers biscuits to carrots and apples but they have to be chocolate or the posh Borders Oat Crumbles. You have to call them bisqwuits in a high pitched voice and she proceeds to squeak and knicker at you.
Neighs squeaks and knickers at me when I walk round the corner.
Tosses her head squeaks ridiculous at food time.
Knickers at me every time I walk back to her if I have walked away.
Do her rugs in the stable without being killed - she tries to kill everyone else, the girls at the yard have to get her out of the stable to do her rug every morning.
Follows me around with no leadrope contact.
Be caught in the field without treats - when she is on a bring in from mon-fri the girls have to take bribes with them and still them sometimes have to leave her until last. I can catch her anytime of the day with no bribes.
I can pull her mane happily, she tries to kill anyone else who does it.
If im riding her and you come to chat to me she will pull a face at you, if another horse comes close to her when im on her or standing near her she pulls a face, flicks her tail and threatens with her back legs - she does not do this if shes tied up and im not near her or if someone else is riding her or got hold of her.
My friend calls her the Lesbian mare.
What does yours do for you? Surely my special poppet cant be the only odd ball out there! If I could upload the squeaky bisqwuit video I would!
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