What is the best way to get "forum clout"?

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Interested from the post down the page. How do you get "clout"?

Sorry, hello by the way, I am new to the forum
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I'm sorry.I just thought thats how the youth of the day contracted the foul disease, characterised by smelly farts and weeping sores.

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I would suggest getting a large post count, causing some controversy but not enough to be considered a troll or just dam right nasty, just enough to be considered to be strong minded or speak your mind.

Then add a bit of personal stuff in the Soapbox, sob story is ideal. VOILA forum clout is yours
 
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I'm sorry.I just thought thats how the youth of the day contracted the foul disease, characterised by smelly farts and weeping sores.

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Might start selling antibiotics along with the clout then
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Interested from the post down the page. How do you get "clout"?

Sorry, hello by the way, I am new to the forum
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Welcome to the forum BTW
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Clout is only $5
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The best way to get forum clout is to not give a sh#t.

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OMG - you're back! Nice to see you again!
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(You obviously have forum clout if we remember you after all this time!)
 
oooo great post! it can be very frustrating when you need some good advice and you get plenty views but no-one wants to give you some advice especially as many people on here will have some good advice! Great post, also hope ur horsey ok x
 
It's just because I noticed that there were a lot of posts with lots of views but with little or no comments. I did wonder if these people were not very well liked?

But it looks as though I will need to buy some "clout" though
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It's just because I noticed that there were a lot of posts with lots of views but with little or no comments. I did wonder if these people were not very well liked?

But it looks as though I will need to buy some "clout" though
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Perhaps you'd like to join me, oh newbie?
I, nice auntie Shils, will take care of you, and introduce you to my forum contacts.
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And all for one quick, painless little transaction - you won't even feel it leave you!
Deal?
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Got to say, i think one way to get clout is to have a large supply of virtual hot chocolate, and hand it out frequently and generously (that and popcorn)- seems popular
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It's just because I noticed that there were a lot of posts with lots of views but with little or no comments. I did wonder if these people were not very well liked?

But it looks as though I will need to buy some "clout" though
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Perhaps you'd like to join me, oh newbie?
I, nice auntie Shils, will take care of you, and introduce you to my forum contacts.
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And all for one quick, painless little transaction - you won't even feel it leave you!
Deal?
S
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Nooooo!! Step away from the Shils! Step away, slowly, slowly, carefully now.

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Come over here and have a hot chocholate...
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It's just because I noticed that there were a lot of posts with lots of views but with little or no comments. I did wonder if these people were not very well liked?

But it looks as though I will need to buy some "clout" though
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Perhaps you'd like to join me, oh newbie?
I, nice auntie Shils, will take care of you, and introduce you to my forum contacts.
grin.gif

And all for one quick, painless little transaction - you won't even feel it leave you!
Deal?
S
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Don't do it
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Shils want your soul
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i think the key is to have a snazzy/eye catching/memorable signature/picture thingy

or an ace name

or a mega sob story

i have none of the above. therefore i'm cloutless...

however, i do have very bad heartburn this evening... i wonder if i can turn that into a sob story...?
 
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i think the key is to have a snazzy/eye catching/memorable signature/picture thingy

or an ace name

or a mega sob story

i have none of the above. therefore i'm cloutless...

however, i do have very bad heartburn this evening... i wonder if i can turn that into a sob story...?

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Hav a hot choccy! Failing that, Ambrosia Creamed Rice Pudding works wonders for heartburn
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I'll undercut Kao by a dollar, and throw in a free hot choccy
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*wanders off, wondering where she's gonna get a good supply of Clout from...*

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I'll sell you some
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I'll undercut Kao by a dollar, and throw in a free hot choccy
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*wanders off, wondering where she's gonna get a good supply of Clout from...*

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I'll sell you some
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Ta hun
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. That's really kind of you
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I'll undercut Kao by a dollar, and throw in a free hot choccy
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*wanders off, wondering where she's gonna get a good supply of Clout from...*

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I'll sell you some
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Ta hun
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. That's really kind of you
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I'll be charging you double the going rate
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I'll undercut Kao by a dollar, and throw in a free hot choccy
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*wanders off, wondering where she's gonna get a good supply of Clout from...*

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I'll sell you some
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Ta hun
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. That's really kind of you
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I'll be charging you double the going rate
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That's okay. I'm nice and kind and sweet and I know that you are too and that you wouldn't dream of ripping me off
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I'll undercut Kao by a dollar, and throw in a free hot choccy
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*wanders off, wondering where she's gonna get a good supply of Clout from...*

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I'll sell you some
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Ta hun
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. That's really kind of you
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I'll be charging you double the going rate
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I've got some going spare
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....special mates rates....
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