What should male riders wear?

[PaddyMonty]

anyone know where I can get a pair of really skin tight white jods?

 

[Acolyte]

Just going stalking then

You should see him without his shirt on too.... but that is another story

 

[Grumpy Herbert]

Oops, sorry TimeFaulter - no offence intended! But I'm sure you'll agree that men's bits are not at their best when displayed wrapped in nylon and lycra clingfilm!

Mind you, neither are some women's fat arses (myself included in that one). Lets face it, jodhs just don't suit most people.

A very long top should do the trick....

 

[trundle]

[ QUOTE ]
Guess thats my riding career over then. I can only ride in jods (comfortably). I will now have this image of every woman I meet thinking 'YUCK'.


[/ QUOTE ]

But they think that anyway, jods or not....

*runs away very fast*

 

[Acolyte]

I was going to add 'do you wear anything underneath?' but then I thought Shilasdair would tell me off for hijacking her post

Consider it unsaid

 

[Shilasdair]

[ QUOTE ]
Oops, sorry TimeFaulter - no offence intended! But I'm sure you'll agree that men's bits are not at their best when displayed wrapped in nylon and lycra clingfilm!

Mind you, neither are some women's fat arses (myself included in that one). Lets face it, jodhs just don't suit most people.

A very long top should do the trick....

[/ QUOTE ]

Are you talking kaftan here?
S

 

[Grumpy Herbert]

Hey, why not?!?

Or a baggy boiler suit?

 

[Fahrenheit]

Personally I don't think guys should wear anything when they ride

...........he he

..............okay okay I know I know your going to banished from the thread!!

 

[Shilasdair]

[ QUOTE ]
Hey, why not?!?

Or a baggy boiler suit?

[/ QUOTE ]

Orange perhaps? For that American POW look?
S

 

[PaddyMonty]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Guess thats my riding career over then. I can only ride in jods (comfortably). I will now have this image of every woman I meet thinking 'YUCK'.


[/ QUOTE ]

But they think that anyway, jods or not....

*runs away very fast*

[/ QUOTE ]

I could get very offended by that and hurt real deep but sadly tis true

 

[Shilasdair]

[ QUOTE ]
Personally I don't think guys should wear anything when they ride

...........he he

..............okay okay I know I know your going to banished from the thread!!

[/ QUOTE ]

OUT! OUT, WOMAN OF LOOSE MORALS!
'Stand not upon the order of your going,
But go at once!'

S

 

[Fahrenheit]

**giggles**

 

[Grumpy Herbert]

Now, you wouldn't want to frighten the horses, would you?

Suppose that brings us back to the point of the post - what should male riders wear in order not to frighten horses, small children and ladies of a delicate disposition?

 

[PaddyMonty]

[ QUOTE ]
ladies of a delicate disposition?

[/ QUOTE ]
None of those on this board thats for sure.

 

[Shilasdair]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
ladies of a delicate disposition?

[/ QUOTE ]
None of those on this board thats for sure.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oi!
S

 

[chestnut cob]

Nothing at all if they're sexy

 

[Super_Kat]

Breeches and well fitting long boots/short boots and chaps, (I'm forever seeing guys ride in buuts which are huge around the leg and they look awful!!!!!) Oh and buy decent stuff, cheepy stuff never fits well on guys!

 

[Shilasdair]

[ QUOTE ]
Nothing at all if they're sexy

[/ QUOTE ]

Whilst I agree with this in principle, the weather may not be kind to either their health or their assets

S

 

[Pinkwellies2]

My OH used to wear a pair of black cord breeches, they went all saggy around his bum, and he looked a bit like Max Wall (for those not old enough, use google). However when dressed for hunting in white breeches and black hunt coat, he looked very sexy and that not just by opinion, several of the ladies on our old yard used to comment, much to his embarassment.
He doesn't ride much anymore but if he does he just wears jeans/combat trousers and chaps.

 

[vieshot]

full chaps, half chaps look gay!

 

[SpaceMolly]

(QR)
My OH refuses to wear jods/breeches too, unless competing. He wears Levi 507's and ariat chaps&boots.
He has a baggy pair of kentucky breeches for comps.

 

[polyphonic]

[ QUOTE ]
full chaps, half chaps look gay!

[/ QUOTE ]
i'd rather look gay! lol

 

[WFL]

I wear jods and am quite happy to wander round Tescos in them after riding! Mind you, I have the legs for it!

 

[Grumpy Herbert]

Piccies, please!!!!

 

[Shilasdair]

[ QUOTE ]
I wear jods and am quite happy to wander round Tescos in them after riding! Mind you, I have the legs for it!

[/ QUOTE ]

We'll be the judge of that - get the legs, and the pictures ready.
S

 

[WFL]

Post deleted by drjames

 

[Law]

Kentucky Breeches look ok

Or jeans and full chaps.

 

[Shilasdair]

Errr........................................................nice horse!
S

 

[WFL]

[ QUOTE ]
Piccies, please!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]
Not very clear in these, but the best I had on Photobucket!

 

[Blizzard]

LOL my OH rides in jeans and half chaps.
Looks pretty stoopid but it does the job LOL!