DabDab
Ah mud, splendid
"Horses are really expensive aren't they" well yes they are, but no more so than kids and foreign holidays or the amount you spend on golf clubs or fishing gear/tournaments
And people often mention horse shoes as the reason for horses being expensive, and then when I say mine don't have shoes say something along the lines of "oh right, so you don't ride on the roads then"
On the subject of shoes, an older gentleman once rushed over to me nervously when I passed him out hacking to tell me in a hushed voice that all my horse's shoes had fallen off.
And then my personal favourite was "so I guess you have a massive clit then." Apparently it is an absolute fact that women who ride develop an enlarged clit from rubbing it on the saddle.
And people often mention horse shoes as the reason for horses being expensive, and then when I say mine don't have shoes say something along the lines of "oh right, so you don't ride on the roads then"
On the subject of shoes, an older gentleman once rushed over to me nervously when I passed him out hacking to tell me in a hushed voice that all my horse's shoes had fallen off.
And then my personal favourite was "so I guess you have a massive clit then." Apparently it is an absolute fact that women who ride develop an enlarged clit from rubbing it on the saddle.