What would you compare your horse to?

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I always think of Kenny as like a 7 year old child:

*Always covered in mud, dirt, stains and other suspicious brown stuff that I don't really want to inspect too closely
* always slightly sticky to the touch, god knows how or why!
* always into everything, whether he's allowed or not
* anything and everything becomes his next best "toy"
* can't hide guilt to save his life
* and has regular paddys when he doesn't get his own way!

So what would you compare your horse to? :D
 
Rodney = JAWS

Ollie = a naughty schoolboy who shows off infront of his mates and hates working hard

Alfie = a fat greedy toddler with a soft spot for kisses and cuddles

love them dearly tho :)
 
A possessive boyfriend! :D no other horses are allowed near me in the field... If they come walking over it's ears back and a bite if they really test their luck!!
 
Big horse would be the kid in the corner lining up his toys, going into meltdown if his timetable was changed but also highly intelligent with a wicked sense of humour.
Blond horse is one of those anxious people who shows off constantly but then frets his hair wasn't perfect
Spooky horse is extremely intense, one of those friends that's very hard work, generally quiet but then goes and does something off the wall and should be kept away from bungee ropes and parachutes .
 
A teenage boy. I have a 16 year old son and a 6 year old horse - they both like their bed, food and aren't always capable of putting one foot in front of the other without falling over. :p:rolleyes:

Our Arab x pony is definitely a barbie type pony - very pretty and gets his knickers in a twist about little things, although is totally safe, if a little whizzy, to ride.

Our Sec A - well he's just a typical Welshie really - a devil. :eek:
 
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Haha loving these ! Blue is the cheeky boy at school, but the one that never takes it too far because he’s scared of getting in real trouble ! And the schoolboy who pretends to be all independant and cocky but loves a cuddle from Mummy :P
 
The cob- a dog.

Shaggy, loveable, intensely loyal and protective and always looking for food.

Black mare- Arya Stark.

Fiercely independent, talented, honest, hard working and beautiful but hides it by pretending to be a boy.
 
Id say kyra was a well off, posh couples only girl.
She will do anything for a bloke, proper daddys girl. She can be greedy yet elegant. And she is always looking down on me, which is hard as im taller than her. I imagine she walks about the place, explain to the other horses that she is just on a crummy holiday and will one day return to a full facility, full livery pamper yard (: rather than my muddy, dust pit
 
Becky&Ollie-x said:
Rodney = JAWS

Ollie = a naughty schoolboy who shows off infront of his mates and hates working hard

Alfie = a fat greedy toddler with a soft spot for kisses and cuddles

love them dearly tho :)
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:eek: Another Rodney! :D

Rodders is another 7yo kid.

- A pain in the backside
- Easily amused
- Will take things off you, claim them for himself, swing them round, then get bored and you can have them back
- Will empty out anything he can find (grooming boxes, rubbish bags, wheely bins, etc)
- Will come half-way to call whinneying wildly and full pelt, slam the brakes on, think about it, change his mind and pootle off the other way
- Gets excited when he gets something right
- Has a tantrums when he gets them wrong
- Falls over his own feet on a regular basis

Bless 'em :rolleyes:
 
The Cob is the lovable joker. He loves a cuddle, has got a good heart and would do anything for you ... but he likes a laugh; taking my hat off and flinging it about, taking all the rugs off the rack, undoing the field gate and going for a stroll around the big house's gardens, sucking holiday rock very loudly, walking over for a cuddle then turning round so you can scratch his bum at the last minute .....:D:D
 
My 19 yr old tb remins me of grandad at Christmas. Everyone loves him, he's been there and done it all and he has a bit fat tummy, skinny legs and farts a lot!

My pony is like a teenage boy with ADHD. He can't stay still for 5 mins, he's always looking for trouble, breaking something or bothering everyone else when they just want to chill out and graze. But despite his funny quirks everyone loves him and thinks he's a funny little thing!
 
My old mare is like a grumpy old woman complaining and moaning about everything. My cob is like an autistic child, I have worked with autistic children and I am sure he is a horse equivalent. My rising two mini is a very precocious young lady and her mum is a very patient, doting mother who calmly keeps everyone in order. The little mini yearling reminds me of rabbit, if she has a fright she is like a rabbit in the headlights.
 
Kelsey, I would compare her to a Fox! she is really sneaky and sly! she will creep around the other horses and wait until I am not looking before diving in and stealing their dinners!!

Sam I call a crocodile and he has to chew on anything and everything in sight!
 
One is a benefit fraud - any opportunity to slack off and pretend to be ill and he will...
The other is my best friend - he will do anything for me and never asks for anything, although he loves to be groomed - just trances out and goes to sleep!
 
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