What would your dog say if they could talk

STOP PILING STUFF ON TOP OF ME although I will let you off this time because I can see you have seen some very upsetting stuff today and need to laugh before you cry...
 
"gimme that food, ohh whats that, ohh chasey, oh no? you sure? gunna get on the sofa- what do you mean Im not allowed? gunna do my bestest RSPCA face, I is a poor abandoned orphan I is"
 
"oi! Blondie! Take me for a walk!"
"Oi! Blondie! Give me a biscuit"
"oi Blondie! Let me in the garden!"
"Oi! Blondie! Let me in the house!"

Me? Ruled by the dogs? Never :o :D
 
We are currently house / dog sitting at my mums (Yep... and I still sent Molly off to Cayla :p) and Charlie is nicking EVERYTHING from Betsy.

She has her RSPCA face on and I rekon she would be whinging 'maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam'
 
Monty----- "what's happening over there?. or over there? Over there? where next? come on let's go. Got to be busy, busy, busy.
Skye----Just give me some cheese and I'll do anything for you.
Jess-----That's MY ball!
 
"Feck off. If you want a pet you can fuss over, get a feckin cat... you've got a horse so go and traumatise him with your feckin grooming... Now get me my food so I can go and bark at the birds in peace!"

Demanding type, is our collie :rolleyes:
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"Please mum, the cat is abusing me!!" .. while the huge scary greyhound is trying to remove my small killer cat from his face :rolleyes: :D
 
Cooper - Why were those humans so unkind to me? Why did no one want me? Why was I locked away in that cold kennel?

Sidney - Throw the ball woman.

Norris - RABBITS...RABBITS....RABBITS...Ohhhhh shiney thing....RABBITS.

Sumo - Love me..please..just love me.

Cromwell - Why can't I run after that rabbit anymore mum..my legs won't do what my head wants them to do.

Tiz - All men must die...all children must be licked...all food is MINE!
 
:D Bear The Border says, and I quote:

'Feed me! NOW!!' :rolleyes:
'Play with me! NOW!!' :rolleyes::rolleyes:
'Walkies! NOW!!' :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
'Let's-do-it-all-at-the-same-time! NOW!!' :rolleyes:

Gaaaaahhhhh......... Small wonder I'm cream-crackered! But that's BT's for you! ;):D
 
scrappydoo1 said:
my one year old terrier would say THEY SAY NO BUT THEY MEEN YES SO LETS DO IT ANYWAY
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LOL, my border was always like that.

My poodle would say something like

"oooh, I got your hairband, see it? See, I can flip it up in the air...chase me chase me. Oh, and now I found this scrap of paper you were looking for - I have and you don't!, chase me chase me. Oh, a random bit of fluff - I have it - chase me!"

My old girl would say "uh, who put this wall here..I'm sure it was several paces the other way...oh well...and it's not tea time yet so I'll just go back to bed after my 20 laps round the garden"
 
Ben would say - mummy don't leave me I love you and when you goes the horrible cats are mean to me they steals my bed and knock stuff of the side so that I gets in trouble - I love you don't go pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
 
My dog would say oi you human make me some food, take me for a walk, play with me and leave me alone when I am sleeping! Oh and that she loves me loL! Oh and that she is sure the house needs hoovering all day everyday as its the best toy in the world!
 
I love you Mummy!!!! Really, really love you! Oh, no wait, I meant " the sofa". I really love the sofa! Now budge up, I can barely squeeze my paws in on this end
 
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