What would your horse be like if it were human?

Ha ha I love this sort of thread:

My horse is a gentleman who lunches.
He has good breeding and famous parents, and is a bit of a toff. He's very good looking, but life in the fast lane when he was a young whipper snapper has taken its toll. He spends his days lunching and is taking an early retirement, with his chums!

(He's a worn out ex-National Hunt racehorse. Luckily for him, he found me, and he'll be looked after like a king for the rest of his days!)
 
My cob would be the doting grand father, the person you could always go to with a problem, who would fold himself in half for you, worries about you when things aren't going too great, and is grateful for everything he gets in life.

My Welsh would be a person with a very small circle of friends but really close to all of them, she enjoys her own company and definitely knows what she wants. She is quite aloof and would come across as a snob.
 
Archie (my rising 2 new forest) would be a naughty teenager who likes to skip school and run off into the woods

Echo (3 1/2 old tb) likes to think he's tough guy bullying Archie but is actually a big poof at heart who likes a big of bling!
 
Perzka (Trakehner mare) would be Paris Hilton's slightly more intelligent sister (if such a thing were possible!). She is very much the princess, looks at anyone else in 'her' royal park as intruding hoi-polloi, demands much bling and all mod cons as her unspoken right and can be very very blonde!!!
Pirlouit (TB ex-racer, retired) would be maybe Hugh Grant (without the sexual deviation, as he's gelded), affectionate and sweet as can be, but easily distracted.
 
Rupert, my arab, has promoted himself to managing director of the office (in the field) and is now regretting it, he's suffering from executive stress and can't wait to retire. The staff are completely out of control. Scrumpy (small fat cheeky Exmoor) is the office boy. He spends a lot of the day making inappropiate remarks to the girls and putting his bum on the photocopier. Lucy (aged chestnut mare) is Rupert's red-haired secretary. She's actually past retirement age but refuses to give up her job. She wears horn rimmed glasses, always looks immaculate, is fiercly loyal to Rupert..in fact she's always had a secret crush on him...and doesn't know what the younger generation are coming to. Rose, the new office girl, is trying very hard in her first job but Lucy keeps shouting at her and Scrumpy won't stop pinching her bum and trying to look up her skirt. She spends every lunchtime locked in the loo crying and wishes she'd gone on the dole like her mates.

Rupert is taking two weeks off at Christmas and going to Spain on a golfing holiday. He can't wait.
 
He would be sean connery
incredibly handsome as a youngster but now ageing well, cheeky and stubborn and still thinks he is it!!
 
My dutch warmblood mare would be top of the class and very clever, a Carol Vorderman type of woman, one who likes to be challanged but definitely knows her own mind. Beautifull too!

My grey boy ( TB x Conn ) would be one of those good looking lads you see at a night club, out for a bit of fun and always upto mischief. Doesn't suffer fools gladly but a friend for life if you treat him well.
 
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