When I’m elected god…

[blitznbobs]

My manifesto

I will make all necessary ‘bad’ weather happen between 2 and 4 in the morning.

Trees that fall down will ‘decompose’ into nice stick size pieces which will burn completely cleanly.

Mud will be banished to hell.

Horses feet will be dirt repellent.

And every Saturday afternoon will be gloriously sunny.

It will snow for 2 weeks at Christmas but it will be that beautiful crisp snow and hose pipes will not freeze up.

Anyone willing to stand against me?

 

[Fleece Navidad]

Can the snow leave roads, arenas and riding tracks clear please?

 

[Cowpony]

And not turn into ice after a couple of days

 

[blitznbobs]

It can be warm if you like … just pretty

 

[Cowpony]

Thanks, but a crisp, dry cold with no wind is fine, especially if it's sunny

 

[Mrs. Jingle]

I don't feel quite up to becoming God right now and my manifesto would almost definitely offend the easily offended and being politically correct all the time is sooo tiring. But I will certainly vote for you and your manifesto @ blitznbobs if you could make a couple of tweaks to it?

The 2 week Christmas snow, please can it literally just disappear overnight on the 12th night and not leave sloppy grey and brown coloured liquid snot all over the roads and footpaths?

Can we have self poo clearing paddocks and fields too please?

And can that poo be placed on my compost to rot down and be ready for garden use in no more than 10 days time?

If you could kindly see to all the above for me I shall certainly vote for you to become God for at least the next 4 year term.

 

[Mrs B]

If it's going to rain, it'll wait until my bum has got into a dry saddle and I'm at least 15 mins out first ...

 

[little_critter]

Sorry to pick holes in your manifesto but I see mud repellent hooves bring a problem. Would it be like trying to push the North of 2 magnets together? I have visions of all our horses flipping upside down.

 

[Melody Grey]

Can it be law for me (and other freelancers) to get paid without having to go into work pls during said snow time? I find the pressure to earn a living really takes the shine off it!

 

[Widgeon]

You have my vote

 

[jules9203]

Voting for you xx

 

[Fjord]

Yep, you're in!

 

[blitznbobs]

If it's going to rain, it'll wait until my bum has got into a dry saddle and I'm at least 15 mins out first ...

Unless you want to ride between 2 and 4 in the morning this will never be an issue

 

[blitznbobs]

Sorry to pick holes in your manifesto but I see mud repellent hooves bring a problem. Would it be like trying to push the North of 2 magnets together? I have visions of all our horses flipping upside down.

Dirt repellent hooves - all
mud has been banished…

 

[SEL]

I like Mrs Jingle's amendments - completely on board with your manifesto

 

[poiuytrewq]

I vote you

 

[Carrottom]

Why just hooves? Can't we have mud repellent horses?

 

[pistolpete]

Can it be light until 8pm all year round too please?

 

[MiJodsR2BlinkinTite]

My list for "god".

- all the forgotten and unloved horses in the world to find someone to love them (ditto EVERY animal in fact)
- everyone have enough to eat
- an end to war and suffering
- an end to horrible diseases that take away people unnecessarily and cruelly
- humankind to have permission to do the right thing at the right time and basically do what we all should strive to do with our horses and that is to euthanase when that person feels it is right for them to go

On the lighter side:

- invent a coat for a horse that can roll and never get muddy
- every saddle to fit instantly
- shoes that never come off
- for all us to win the Lottery so we can afford our horses!
- an end (as above) to horsey ailments & diseases that take away our lovely horses before their time

 

[Snowfilly]

If you state that bridles no longer get tangled in the tack room, that hoof picks no longer grow legs and that hosepipes can never freeze again, I’m with you.

 

[blitznbobs]

Can it be light until 8pm all year round too please?

Definitely… this is a must…

 

[Ratface]

I'm definitely going to vote for blitznbobs manifesto and for the amendments as recommended by Mrs Jingle and MiJR2
When can these matters be raised with whichever deity/deities suit/s the population of the HHO Massive?

 

[dottylottie]

voting for you, as long as those gloriously sunny saturday afternoons are exclusively the ones i’m NOT working

 

[littleshetland]

My manifesto

I will make all necessary ‘bad’ weather happen between 2 and 4 in the morning.

Trees that fall down will ‘decompose’ into nice stick size pieces which will burn completely cleanly.

Mud will be banished to hell.

Horses feet will be dirt repellent.

And every Saturday afternoon will be gloriously sunny.

It will snow for 2 weeks at Christmas but it will be that beautiful crisp snow and hose pipes will not freeze up.

Anyone willing to stand against me?

An excellent manifesto....could I add that wheelbarrows and all mucking out equipment will become 'Disneyfied' ie.they will take on a life of their own (think Disneys Beaty and the Beast..) and will magically muck out all by themselves at least one day of the week, and every christmas day morning.

 

[Parrotperson]

My manifesto

I will make all necessary ‘bad’ weather happen between 2 and 4 in the morning.

Trees that fall down will ‘decompose’ into nice stick size pieces which will burn completely cleanly.

Mud will be banished to hell.

Horses feet will be dirt repellent.

And every Saturday afternoon will be gloriously sunny.

It will snow for 2 weeks at Christmas but it will be that beautiful crisp snow and hose pipes will not freeze up.

Anyone willing to stand against me?

I hate to mention this but I don’t think there are elections for being God .

But I would add no windy weather over 10mph. Self cleaning horses (and dogs) and a lottery win for everyone!

 

[Mrs. Jingle]

I hate to mention this but I don’t think there are elections for being God .

But I would add no windy weather over 10mph. Self cleaning horses (and dogs) and a lottery win for everyone!

But its H&H - anything is possible on H&H! I am sure the other God won't mind, it will lighten his work load somewhat.

 

[Parrotperson]

But its H&H - anything is possible on H&H! I am sure the other God won't mind, it will lighten his work load somewhat.

Fair do’s. Carry on!

 

[Reacher]

A controversial one here… ban Velcro! I have long hair which always sticks to it plus it’s completely impractical on anything horse related as it gets clogged up with mud etc

 

[TinseLeneHorse]

After a bit of a choccy feast today, can I please add that all chocolate products should be free of calories and good for your health

 

[wills_91]

After a bit of a choccy feast today, can I please add that all chocolate products should be free of calories and good for your health

And non toxic to dogs.