Where is Starzaan?

How do you lose slippers when you are bed bound?? Are you sure you just cant see them cus you have morphine goggles on???
(if you have time, Ive put piccys of my girls on...if you might like to look??)
 
I have found one slipper and am having to make do with that most awkward of situations - the "I'll wear one slipper and then put just the right amount of socks on the other foot to make it think it's wearin a slipper too"... but that foot knows it's being fobbed off with socks.... I'm having a PROBLEM.



I would love to know once and for all what FF actually thinks of me. COR BLIMES these drugolas are making me all deep and thinky....


Better go and find some grapes.
 
You never know, he may come back looking hideous after rolling in some poison oak:eek::eek::eek::eek: and have spoilt his good looks:o:o:o:o:o:D:D:D:D:D:D:D. Anyway stay in bed, snuggle up to your teddy and Great Dane pup and dream of Angel Delight. And MrsM I luuuuve battered sausages:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
Eh? How did I get into battered sausages?

The only thing I have battered here is my sanity :D :rolleyes::p


Well lass, short of giving me his number and me running up untold phone bills, wait until he gets back. Then ask him. If he is dingbat and dense enough to not be interested, you can blame the drugs :D
 
Nope. Non. Absolutely not.

I refused point BLANK to ask him


It's too bloody scary making... that's the stuff that wobbly legs are MADE OF.
 
Battered sausages, several posts back. OH has changed our ISP and I've only just been able to do some posts, as he messed it up and I could read but not post,:mad::mad::mad: so after umpteen threats on his life, he's managed to sort it out.:D:D:D:D
 
EB, since your OH is a 'puter genius, do you think he could make my internet work in my bedroom instead of only in the sitting room or on the landing?? Hmmm? Hmmmm?
Starzaan, I'll ask him, then if he is a dunce and says he isnt interested (which would make him both blind and deaf with a large helping of stupid btw) I can unleash my whole reportiore of madlesbian-ness upon his thick ass... Im very pursuasive when I let my madlesian off her lead!!! :) ;)
 
Rosehip, This is EB's OH
I've drilled a hole in the ceiling and ran 2 ethernet cables up into the bedrooms so the PCs are hardwired to the router. Assuming you have a wireless connection, the most likely cause of poor range is interference from other wireless users in the near vicinity. If you can log into the router as Admin, then you could try changing the wireless channel number. A lot of routers default to channel 11, so you could try channel 6,4 or 1. It is a matter of experiment to see which is the best. Your PC should automatically follow the change in channel number. If there is no improvement, then put it back to where you started from. Best of luck.
Back to OH's OH.
 
Firstly, OW.

Ethernet cables? Ceiling holes? My drug addled brain can't cope thank you... I'm sure you're very lovely (must be to put up with EB and her charity shop smell...) but please do not ouch my brain again. You're MOST welcome to tell me I'm wonderful and that the FF does in fact adore me though. Go for it.

Quickly...

QUICKER THAN THAT!!!


And Rosehip, yes please. Madlesbianys are my favourite kind of angry people. Hold your morags high and beat him to a pulp if he is silly enough to think that I'm mad. Then I'll be all madlesbiany, and we can make banana bread.
 
I'm ill. I'm allowed to be a grump.

So sh your squishy little face or I'll come and dye your hair!



Alternatively, send your OH to fix the internet thingy in my tack room!
 
Starzaan your on god knows how many drugs - surely you should be high ?







p.s tracked down FF sending lots of big men out to mexico to kidnapp him & lock him in my cupboard

pps will let you know if i survive my brunette hair dye adventure tomorrow ;)
 
I am in a very strange sort of high place...

you see, I'm on all sorts for the pain and the reaction, and then sedatives to calm me down and sort out my silly heartbeat... so my mind is all fizzy and quick, and my body is too slow... trying to get my thoughts out in the order they happen in is like running through water...



Essentially, I'm as drunk as two very drunk skunks.


And I HOPE SO MUCHOS MUCHOS that you survive tomorrow!
 
Solopony, either you are a cheeky young B**ger or on a deathwish, as Starzaan if she was normal would a sent you several syringes with whooping big needles.
And Starzaan you whats it. I do not have a charity shop smell :mad::mad:I use Canal No 5 thank you very much!!:p:p:p:p
 
Clearly not as lovely as Eau de Hospital...


My eyelids are doing flippy abouty things... I think the druggies are kicking in again... phwoooooooooooo
 
Echo Bravo said:
Solopony, either you are a cheeky young B**ger or on a deathwish, as Starzaan if she was normal would a sent you several syringes with whooping big needles.
And Starzaan you whats it. I do not have a charity shop smell :mad::mad:I use Canal No 5 thank you very much!!:p:p:p:p
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Think I prefer charity shop smells to Canal No5 - is that like the Grand Union Canal? :D

Sorry EB, just couldn't resist... :D
 
Hey EB, can you thank Mr EB very much for confuddling me! lol!
Were all on one level (1800 hostlers flats!) and in the back of beyond, so Im on Broadband and have to plug in...Im guessing the easiest thing would be to get BT to put a new phone port in the bedroom....which would mean about 20 foot of wiring...hmmmm!
Oh well, cheers ears anyway!!

Starzaan,Im all ready with my madlesbian-ness, just give me a shout...or drug induced gurgle...if you need me! Is it warm at your place? Can I come and be warm with you - Im freaking frozen!!!!
 
Rosehip - my house is all kinds of warm! The heating is on, aga is on, and have lit the fire in my bedroom, so warm is where I'm at.

Bring your madlesbianyness (and some M&Ms!)



I just talked to someone called Vince on the phone. I don't know what he wanted, but we chatted for a while and I think he might have been a gangster....
 
Starzaan said:
Rosehip - my house is all kinds of warm! The heating is on, aga is on, and have lit the fire in my bedroom, so warm is where I'm at.

Bring your madlesbianyness (and some M&Ms!)



I just talked to someone called Vince on the phone. I don't know what he wanted, but we chatted for a while and I think he might have been a gangster....
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As if your life isn't complicated enough!! I have to confess to having a gangster friend.. well, a criminal anyway.. and he is utterly adorable if he likes you. Otherwise, watch your back! He offered to 'dispose' of my ex once.. but my conscience got the better of me and I declined the offer.

Hope you are less jellified today! x
 
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