Who would like to ride my horse?

ester said:
but pretty tuneful with it really ;)
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Oh I can produce some beautiful tunes when I'm riding... I really ought to dig out the sj clips of me and J where every fence went "C'mon J, WE CAN do this, WE CAN... Good lad". Makes me sound like Barak Obama :rolleyes: Then there's the Christmas carol singing in August when hacking Fergs out alone, and the general screaming of "I'm going to die" into every fence when jumping :cool:
 
Being the owner of a shiny black opinionated mare myself, I would surely like to have a sit on your fair lady, we could do swapsies lol However, I do think I would need to wear several pairs of padded knickers as I'm positive your mare has more bounce than mine x
 
TicTac said:
Being the owner of a shiny black opinionated mare myself, I would surely like to have a sit on your fair lady, we could do swapsies lol However, I do think I would need to wear several pairs of padded knickers as I'm positive your mare has more bounce than mine x
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Shall we do a pas de deux with a difference? You can have one foot on your horses ass and one on dee and ride them both mask-of-zorro styleee? :D
 
I have to say, I'd love to see PaddyMonty ride your horse - I suspect it would make lovely viewing, based on the rather impressive pics I've seen of him riding.

Was the thread title a serious question? I've seen nothing thus far that would put me of riding her...
Would you like to see someone other than yourself on her? If so I'll come and have a sit :)

She was whip shy at one point wasn't she? How did that come about? Was she beaten?
 
Lady La La said:
I have to say, I'd love to see PaddyMonty ride your horse - I suspect it would make lovely viewing, based on the rather impressive pics I've seen of him riding.

Was the thread title a serious question? I've seen nothing thus far that would put me of riding her...
Would you like to see someone other than yourself on her? If so I'll come and have a sit :)

She was whip shy at one point wasn't she? How did that come about? Was she beaten?
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yes she was dangerously whip shy but now only has a wobbly every now and then. We suspect but nothing concrete ;)
 
I would love to sit on your horse. I have a few requirements in order to do so however.

1. I require her to be in an enclosed environment
2. I require a minimum of 4 handlers on the ground (one either side of the shoulders and one either side of the rump)
3. As a back up precaution I require numerous super soft mattresses to be placed in a wide area around said horse in the event the 4 handlers fail to catch me :D
4. I don't actually want her to move, I am only interested in sitting still for a period of time that it would require to take a photo of me poking my tounge out at the camera.
5. I live in Cairns, Australia. Can you please send me the bus schedule to your place so that I don't get lost along the way.
6. If you are still reading this I will bring cookies for your ability to read through dribble
7. Okay I am done now I have run out of smart things to say.

Interested?!
 
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