ForeverBroke_
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Haha! Ooh dear
Why do people want to own cobs?
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DiablosGold
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JoJo_
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Hahaha! A hobbit. Funny thread.
Hovis_and_SidsMum
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Because they make great wind breaks whilst you're ragwort picking
Because if you can't fit your foot into the latest jimmy choos ask coblet to stand on your foot and heh presto its flattened enough to put it on
Because even on my worst bad hair day i look better than my horse
Because he makes my bum look slightly less huge than normal when I ride him.
Because i like something meaty between my thighs!!
Because if you can't fit your foot into the latest jimmy choos ask coblet to stand on your foot and heh presto its flattened enough to put it on
Because even on my worst bad hair day i look better than my horse
Because he makes my bum look slightly less huge than normal when I ride him.
Because i like something meaty between my thighs!!
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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I thought you never trolled?
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You are so right, DD, that LankyDoodle is ALWAYS trolling.
On the plus side, at least she usually replies to the right person, though.
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I thought you never trolled?
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You are so right, DD, that LankyDoodle is ALWAYS trolling.
On the plus side, at least she usually replies to the right person, though.
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LankyDoodle
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DarcyLu, My thoughts exactly.
Love it!
finefeathers1
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I think you must be having a boring day at work.
You are so dam rude, unless you enjoy winding people up.
You are so dam rude, unless you enjoy winding people up.
Colleen_Miss_Tom
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My Amy May was a little Section D - and fabulous. She was always trimmed, so never hairy. And in the last working year of her life I hogged her. She was soo smart.
<font color="blue">I never said that cobs weren't smarter than their owners, then again...
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Now one concession to your post is that she could be a little grumpy, and was in fact a riding school reject because of it. She also had a tendancy to the wider girth.
<font color="blue"> A grumpy riding school reject - sounds lovely. </font>
However, at 14.3hh she was the perfect height.
<font color="blue">Perfect height?! What are you, a fcuking hobbit? </font>
If I do ever move Thumper on - I would probably only replace him with a Secion D.
<font color="blue"> Or you could learn to ride, and buy something decent? Just a thought!
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I thought you didn't like to fcking swear ?
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My Amy May was a little Section D - and fabulous. She was always trimmed, so never hairy. And in the last working year of her life I hogged her. She was soo smart.
<font color="blue">I never said that cobs weren't smarter than their owners, then again...
Now one concession to your post is that she could be a little grumpy, and was in fact a riding school reject because of it. She also had a tendancy to the wider girth.
<font color="blue"> A grumpy riding school reject - sounds lovely. </font>
However, at 14.3hh she was the perfect height.
<font color="blue">Perfect height?! What are you, a fcuking hobbit? </font>
If I do ever move Thumper on - I would probably only replace him with a Secion D.
<font color="blue"> Or you could learn to ride, and buy something decent? Just a thought!
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I thought you didn't like to fcking swear ?
Angua2
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so those of us that own TB's can wipe the floor with them on a hack!
btw the popcorn is on guys...... no who had the magners and is there any left
btw the popcorn is on guys...... no who had the magners and is there any left
ForeverBroke_
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Its an old-fashioned thing called sarcasm i think
chickeninabun
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Because they make great wind breaks whilst you're ragwort picking
Because if you can't fit your foot into the latest jimmy choos ask coblet to stand on your foot and heh presto its flattened enough to put it on
Because even on my worst bad hair day i look better than my horse
Because he makes my bum look slightly less huge than normal when I ride him.
Because i like something meaty between my thighs!!
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Brilliant! Love it!
Because they make great wind breaks whilst you're ragwort picking
Because if you can't fit your foot into the latest jimmy choos ask coblet to stand on your foot and heh presto its flattened enough to put it on
Because even on my worst bad hair day i look better than my horse
Because he makes my bum look slightly less huge than normal when I ride him.
Because i like something meaty between my thighs!!
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Brilliant! Love it!
CorvusCorax
Deary me...
*Hic*
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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My Amy May was a little Section D - and fabulous. She was always trimmed, so never hairy. And in the last working year of her life I hogged her. She was soo smart.
<font color="blue">I never said that cobs weren't smarter than their owners, then again...
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Now one concession to your post is that she could be a little grumpy, and was in fact a riding school reject because of it. She also had a tendancy to the wider girth.
<font color="blue"> A grumpy riding school reject - sounds lovely. </font>
However, at 14.3hh she was the perfect height.
<font color="blue">Perfect height?! What are you, a fcuking hobbit? </font>
If I do ever move Thumper on - I would probably only replace him with a Secion D.
<font color="blue"> Or you could learn to ride, and buy something decent? Just a thought!
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I thought you didn't like to fcking swear ?
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I didn't swear.
Besides, if I did, AmyMay would be the perfect victim for some verbal abuse (although Theory X is only a length behind).
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My Amy May was a little Section D - and fabulous. She was always trimmed, so never hairy. And in the last working year of her life I hogged her. She was soo smart.
<font color="blue">I never said that cobs weren't smarter than their owners, then again...
Now one concession to your post is that she could be a little grumpy, and was in fact a riding school reject because of it. She also had a tendancy to the wider girth.
<font color="blue"> A grumpy riding school reject - sounds lovely. </font>
However, at 14.3hh she was the perfect height.
<font color="blue">Perfect height?! What are you, a fcuking hobbit? </font>
If I do ever move Thumper on - I would probably only replace him with a Secion D.
<font color="blue"> Or you could learn to ride, and buy something decent? Just a thought!
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S
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I thought you didn't like to fcking swear ?
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I didn't swear.
Besides, if I did, AmyMay would be the perfect victim for some verbal abuse (although Theory X is only a length behind).
S
Colleen_Miss_Tom
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*baarrrff*
Excuse me
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*baarrrff*
Excuse me
Angua2
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*Hic*
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ah that will be a no to any magners left then
do you want some popcorn?
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ah that will be a no to any magners left then
do you want some popcorn?
AmyMay
Situation normal
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However, at 14.3hh she was the perfect height.
<font color="blue">Perfect height?! What are you, a fcuking hobbit? </font>
If I do ever move Thumper on - I would probably only replace him with a Secion D.
<font color="blue">Or you could learn to ride, and buy something decent? Just a thought! </font>
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Thanks for those words of wisdom.
And what you got against Hobbits????
However, at 14.3hh she was the perfect height.
<font color="blue">Perfect height?! What are you, a fcuking hobbit? </font>
If I do ever move Thumper on - I would probably only replace him with a Secion D.
<font color="blue">Or you could learn to ride, and buy something decent? Just a thought! </font>
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Thanks for those words of wisdom.
And what you got against Hobbits????
Kenzo
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Because they make great wind breaks whilst you're ragwort picking
Because if you can't fit your foot into the latest jimmy choos ask coblet to stand on your foot and heh presto its flattened enough to put it on
Because even on my worst bad hair day i look better than my horse
Because he makes my bum look slightly less huge than normal when I ride him.
Because i like something meaty between my thighs!!
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excellant points H&SM
Some cheeky little lad did yorpe out of a bus shelter once '' I don't know who's got the biggist ar*se you or the horse!'' (I was riding a little cob at the time)...which means I must have a big bottom if he couldnt decide lol!
Because they make great wind breaks whilst you're ragwort picking
Because if you can't fit your foot into the latest jimmy choos ask coblet to stand on your foot and heh presto its flattened enough to put it on
Because even on my worst bad hair day i look better than my horse
Because he makes my bum look slightly less huge than normal when I ride him.
Because i like something meaty between my thighs!!
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excellant points H&SM
Some cheeky little lad did yorpe out of a bus shelter once '' I don't know who's got the biggist ar*se you or the horse!'' (I was riding a little cob at the time)...which means I must have a big bottom if he couldnt decide lol!
CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Er, thanks but no
Hovis_and_SidsMum
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I like hobbits - they're lovely with chocolate on top.
or was that hobnobs............?
or was that hobnobs............?
Shilasdair
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Thanks for those words of wisdom.
And what you got against Hobbits????
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My knees, usually.
And you're fcuking welcome.
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Thanks for those words of wisdom.
And what you got against Hobbits????
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My knees, usually.
And you're fcuking welcome.
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AmyMay
Situation normal
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Besides, if I did, AmyMay would be the perfect victim for some verbal abuse (although Theory X is only a length behind).
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Am a perfect whipping boy.....
Besides, if I did, AmyMay would be the perfect victim for some verbal abuse (although Theory X is only a length behind).
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Am a perfect whipping boy.....
Colleen_Miss_Tom
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However, at 14.3hh she was the perfect height.
<font color="blue">Perfect height?! What are you, a fcuking hobbit? </font>
I didn't swear.
Besides, if I did, AmyMay would be the perfect victim for some verbal abuse (although Theory X is only a length behind).
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Ah ok then
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However, at 14.3hh she was the perfect height.
<font color="blue">Perfect height?! What are you, a fcuking hobbit? </font>
I didn't swear.
Besides, if I did, AmyMay would be the perfect victim for some verbal abuse (although Theory X is only a length behind).
S
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Ah ok then
CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Did someone mention HobNobs?
(That's a good name for a cob, eh? HobNob the cob)
(That's a good name for a cob, eh? HobNob the cob)
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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Besides, if I did, AmyMay would be the perfect victim for some verbal abuse (although Theory X is only a length behind).
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Am a perfect whipping boy.....
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The sex change went well then? At last you have a use for that moustache.
That's another thing I hate about cobs....their hairy 'taches.
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Besides, if I did, AmyMay would be the perfect victim for some verbal abuse (although Theory X is only a length behind).
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Am a perfect whipping boy.....
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The sex change went well then? At last you have a use for that moustache.
That's another thing I hate about cobs....their hairy 'taches.
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Colleen_Miss_Tom
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Thanks for those words of wisdom.
And what you got against Hobbits????
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My knees, usually.
And you're fcuking welcome.
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Ok ok you got me
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Thanks for those words of wisdom.
And what you got against Hobbits????
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My knees, usually.
And you're fcuking welcome.
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Ok ok you got me
ForeverBroke_
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the watcher
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In theory aren't cobs some kind of warmblood, usually being an interesting mix of native pony with something bigger....
which means they must be smart competition horses after all, just smaller and usually hairier
which means they must be smart competition horses after all, just smaller and usually hairier
Taffster
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If this is just a wind up, which i'm sure it is then why be so offensive? I have seen more badly put together tb's than cobs they have more problems than cobs and their owners are usually blind or have their head stuck so far up their own 4rse they cannot see the end of their own nose!
Oh dear i hope i wasnt being offensive then!
And I have owned both a money draining tb and an absolutely superb cob!
Oh dear i hope i wasnt being offensive then!
And I have owned both a money draining tb and an absolutely superb cob!
finefeathers1
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Um, what is this, an insult session?
Its_A_Rollover
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Some cheeky little lad did yorpe out of a bus shelter once '' I don't know who's got the biggist ar*se you or the horse!'' (I was riding a little cob at the time)...which means I must have a big bottom if he couldnt decide lol!
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I've had similar comments hehe!
I'm sooooooo pleased I read the whole post before going on a rant! this seems to be jokey so thankfully I calmed and read it all before going in all guns blazing to defend my poor little coblet... *phew*
*relaxes*
Continue!
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Some cheeky little lad did yorpe out of a bus shelter once '' I don't know who's got the biggist ar*se you or the horse!'' (I was riding a little cob at the time)...which means I must have a big bottom if he couldnt decide lol!
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I've had similar comments hehe!
I'm sooooooo pleased I read the whole post before going on a rant! this seems to be jokey so thankfully I calmed and read it all before going in all guns blazing to defend my poor little coblet... *phew*
*relaxes*
Continue!