JFTDWS
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would anyone notice the difference?
Put it on casters and balance it precariously on the top of a hill and you just might have the 40 mph cob
Why do people want to own cobs?
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Put it on casters and balance it precariously on the top of a hill and you just might have the 40 mph cob
numptynoelle
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Aye, with a rocket up its behind We all know cobs can't go faster than a lumbering jog...
(Might catch some fresh meat with that one, no?)
We all know cobs can't go faster than a lumbering jog... (Might catch some fresh meat with that one, no?
)JFTDWS
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Mmmm fresh meat... It's dinnertime - where's the daemonic one?
numptynoelle
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Think you have to summon the daemonic one, either by saying its name three times or by muttering "cibbity, cobbity, boooo" several times in quick succession. However, I'm also fairly certain Shils feels the vibrations in the "fresh meat" nets...
CinnamonChristmasCookie
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JFTD, PMSL at the trolley for inhand showing! You'd want a knacking big trolley to haul round a useless massive lump of a cob, though. Maybe nick a luggage hauler from the airport?
tallyho!
Following a strict mediterranean diet...
Only a couple of tiddlers then...
Sardines anyones?
CT, what are you doing up at 5am??
Sardines anyones?
CT, what are you doing up at 5am??
Donkey66
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One of those motorized pallet shifters would do the job.
tallyho!
Following a strict mediterranean diet...
I can see the flashing orange beacon and distinctive "beep. beep. beep." already...
Lol... sorry just laughing at my own mental image...
Shooting Star
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why do people want to own cobs?
According to the email circular that I got from rideaway today ...
"We would love your help in completing a short survey -- which will allow you to tell us a little bit more about your horses, cobs or ponies, as well as your needs in caring for them. "
... I guess you might want a cob as an alternative to a horse or a pony as apparently it's neither
According to the email circular that I got from rideaway today ...
"We would love your help in completing a short survey -- which will allow you to tell us a little bit more about your horses, cobs or ponies, as well as your needs in caring for them. "
... I guess you might want a cob as an alternative to a horse or a pony as apparently it's neither
Mike007
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Round here ,as soon a it is summer ,the roads are jammed with cobs puffing along like overweight joggers wobbling their fat arses. Theyre a bit like caravans really.
Shadow the Reindeer
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Aye, with a rocket up its behind
(Might catch some fresh meat with that one, no?
You are so wrong
LollyDolly
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TrasaM
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why do people want to own cobs?
... I guess you might want a cob as an alternative to a horse or a pony as apparently it's neither
I've had me suspicions but that's confirmed it
zigzag
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This made the top 5 forums posts in H+H mag again
tallyho!
Following a strict mediterranean diet...
Love this...
During winter, they blot the English countryside with their monochrominess confusing children who wonder if they are deformed cows...
skirti
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because theyre sexy as! sensible and slow (sometimes!)!
Suzie86
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I find it really disturbing when people refer to their horses as sexy
Love
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Here we go again!
skirti
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Haha its just his bum its huge! And those shapely chunky legs and stubby neck and hogged mane! Gorgeous! Not in a sexually attractive manner but as to describe something that looks good!
Dave282B
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Cheers Mike
A genuine laugh
A genuine laugh
CinnamonChristmasCookie
Fais pas chier!
Funny sleeping patterns occasionally. I'm half expecting the nurse to come round with the blood pressure machine
Shysmum
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OH NO !!! That means Appleby is just around the corner - WAAAAAHHHH !!!!
Auslander
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Its not really about how fast they can go, or how high they can jump though - is it?
Its about how they look doing it
Its about how they look doing it
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
I still think that only novice riders would want to own a cob.
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tallyho!
Following a strict mediterranean diet...
And old people.
JFTDWS
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And fat people who need a fat arsed horse to visually counteract the size of their own
Patterdale
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So it's settled then - cobs ARE handy for when novices, pensioners and the overweight want to ride.
Then once they learn to canter, they can graduate to a real horse, like a warm blood or something?
Then once they learn to canter, they can graduate to a real horse, like a warm blood or something?
MerrySherryRider
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Cobs are also handy for busy people who want to take coffee and a lap top out on a ride.
SallyBatty
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why do people want to own cobs?
According to the email circular that I got from rideaway today ...
"We would love your help in completing a short survey -- which will allow you to tell us a little bit more about your horses, cobs or ponies, as well as your needs in caring for them. "
... I guess you might want a cob as an alternative to a horse or a pony as apparently it's neither
When it comes to buying certain things it also appears to be the same for warmbloods, lol. The times I have seen something come in pony/cob/horse/warmblood sizes.
Old Bat
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And fat people who need a fat arsed horse to visually counteract the size of their own
Ahem.....