wierdest horse names youve come acroos!:)

[Sologirl]

I also knew a guinea pig called Computer

 

[Hattieboots]

When we kept Friesian bullocks we used to have one called Crazy Horse because he liked jumping fences and escaping, and another called Lugless Douglas because he only had one ear....bless him

 

[1ST1]

A friend's stallion is called Gaydar
And I also know of a horse called Ballistic (and he lives up to his name!)

 

[Wozpril]

One of mine is called Wotsit, and I used to know a Piggy, and a tiny pony called Brambles, wo was so strong we nicknamed her Brambo!

 

[Stormy123456]

My mare is called Spanner....

 

[Shantara]

The cat is Haku.

Is that from Spirited Away? ^^


I knew a horse called Cucumber and a cat called Chicken!

 

[emma.is]

Kyle or Head

Bizzare

 

[ElleSkywalkingintheair]

Egg

 

[Mongoose11]

Two cats were 'thingumibob' and 'whatsitsface'

and weird only because it didn't suit the horse - 16.2 ID Dark Bay GELDING = CORAL!

 

[Boxers]

A tiny kids pony called Simon.
A blanket spot pony called Trevor
A flea bitten grey called Speck
A dun called Padstow, cos the owner had just been there on holiday just before she bought him!
A mare called Jane

 

[Abz88]

I've known and ridden horses by the following names:-

'Dick'
'Audrey'
'Eric'
'Hamster'

and my own,....'Mel B'!!!

 

[Nevergrewup]

we've got a Gavin on our yard, named after the transporter who brought him over here from Ireland

 

[LouiseL008]

Mine was called Cheval ~ apparently he was of french origin...

RIP Cheval

 

[cornbrodolly]

I knew of an Irish mare called 'Tramp'... and her filly was named 'Trampette'

 

[Tiger2]

I knew apony in the 80's called Radish. I also worked with a racehore called knobblykneeze!

 

[Enfys]

I had one called Useless, he wasn't at all

I have known a couple of Frogs, and a Bubbles.

 

[Parker79]

You wont believe me.....

My friends mare is called Faggot!

 

[Solo1]

gherkin and raddish

 

[leah_x]

Drambuie, Smirnoff, Iggle Piggle, Mini Haha, Cottage, Limpet, Ever-ready, Pinkerton, Mr Raffles, Took My Eye, Pouilly (pronounced poo-y) soooo many!

 

[hollyandivy123]

Knickers!!

it as a shame that it wasn't "with no nickers".............................................................................................. then you could have "insert name" riding with no nickers!

it has been a long long day and that is my excuse!

 

[Jesss]

I used to have a cob named mr bix or showname rubixcube!

 

[ElphabaFae]

I knew a horse who was called Pony

 

[kerrieberry2]

either Cobweb, coloured mare!

or at a show, someone was riding a horse named Johns Willy!!

 

[DressageCob]

I knew a Sweaty, because the owners could not pronounce "Suerte".

I also used to know a Negrita (little black one), which I didn't find funny until the Suarez racism thing where he called the other chap "negrito negrito negrito".

I know a polo pony called Pinga, which is Peruvian slang for penis (and deliberately named so, not after the female penguine in pingu).

I tried out a Tornado who very much lived up to his name

 

[Ashleigh_]

and did have a Praying Mantis called Dave

 

[Copperpot]

Had one called Tony but I changed it to Troy.

 

[kajabe]

my mares previous owner had special needs and named her so on her passport, her name is Sweetheart Treacle Tart!

 

[lydia]

maggot!

 

[misskerry]

Pig... because he was a pig of a pony
Larry.. because we brought him off a man called larry
High tower... cos his head is so high we have to stand on a box to bridle him and he wont bring it down.
Drummer... because he used to bang the stable door all day and nite.
Wiskers.. because he had a mostash
Twin... because he was a stallion and had twin you no whats
blanket.. because he was brown with a big white patch on his bum.
I have loads I have a habit of naming horses random names

 

[TallulahBright]

Whatever our animals have in the way of a name they inevitably get called lots of other things! OH calls my beautiful horse 'donkey', Harris the spaniel is 'unit' (or shitbag!)