Worst thing the cat's done.

Pippity

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I got woken up by the sound of the cat being sick under my bed.

So then I had to pull out all the plastic crates that are stored under there, and crawl under to clear it up. (While the cat bit my toes, of course.)

I keep telling her that it's a good job she's pretty, because she contributes absolutely nothing else.
 

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I thought of this thread the other day when i discovered the cat had peed in the dogs bed!
She was trying to take ownership of it, as it’s a huge bed and she’s a wee tiny cat that always looks like small gangly 8 month old, but she adores huge beds to claim as her own.
She peed on our bed years ago to attempt the same territory war….i never thought she’d ever try it with the GSD’s bed. I wondered why the dog seemed reluctant to go in her bed and kept getting a whiff of cat pee, searching everywhere BUT the dogs bed … ??
 

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Never had a cat but my neighbor's cat once ran away. Everyone was looking for him. Up and down the streets, driving their trucks around, knocking on doors, and then the neighbors found him. Guess where?
20 FEET AWAY FROM THE HOUSE!!!
 

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In addition to the above, my beloved Ragdoll was not so sweet and innocent yesterday evening, I'd been chopping chicken. I had just arrived at the sink to wash my hands, leaving the chicken on the side, to get a bowl out to marinade it in and wash my hands

Taking advantage of my being incapacitated due to needing to deal with the cleansing of my hands she was on the surface in a flash, scuttling along, ears back, towards you guessed it, the chicken. I couldn't grab her as hands covered in chicken. I shouted frantically but was completely ignored. She may have got a couple of licks in. Yes I kept quiet given it was to be cooked up!

She also very definitely doesn't go on the unit

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So the tray is deemed naughty as well. OK I'm not technically on the tray either

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A new entry for my BSH. Worried me greatly by throwing up out of the blue, looking sad and sorry, and being sick multiple times. Cleaned up one of the later rounds after booking a vet appointment for later and guess what I found; an entire ear bung in the sick. No wonder she had been feeling ill! One vet visit and an anti vomited jab later and she’s right as rain and back to her usual tricks. She had been home with me for the weekend and had clearly pinched it when one fell out in the night. I don’t usually sleep with them and never will again! She’s bounced back luckily but clearly not to be trusted with small things…
 

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I went on a boat trip in Marlborough in New Zealand the the captain took great joy in introducing us to some local cats that took on a seal that was invading.
Ours used to bring Green Mambas in as a "present" . How cat was never bitten is a mystery. I guess even a green Mamba has the sense not to feck about with a cat!Would at least have helped if he had killed the snakes. Flash Ginger Tom Bastard!
 

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Was awoken yesterday at 5am by the cake plonking himself on my bladder, when I did not feet him after the necessary wee he took it upon himself to catch his own breakfast. Instead of consuming the breakfast he decided to play with it in the hall way. I caught him putting the poor thing in the corner and hiding behind a bag to pounce before I could rescue it.
Came home from work to find the OH hoover... This is unusual. What was more unusual was the smell of floor cleaner. Had the OH decided to do house work unprompted ?? of course not!
Not to be outdone by his morning antics, feather everywhere! Tiny feathers that evade all sweeping and hoovering.?IMG-20220304-WA0002.jpg
 

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Think the lighter mornings are getting PD up earlier, she knows exactly how to make a nuisance of herself knocking things over and being a general menace, making what OH calls her "naughty noise"

I think she's tweaked something as I stupidly left the laundry skip on the landing windowsill. It was full of pegs. PD likes to sit in it. I think PD and the skip crashed to the floor in the early hours of this morning, as did all the pegs in it. She's had a couple of lame steps in between being ok so wondering if she's landed awkwardly, will keep an eye on her. It hasn't stopped her going on the unit though... I'll also take the ends off her nails as they need doing (she's indoor) as it seems to be her foot that's troubling her.

Shes been plotting against OH, she's very dismissive of him as unlike I, he doesn't worship the ground she walks on and she knows it!

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So far the plotting has amounted to sitting not on the unit as technically she's on the trays, not the unit, hauling herself up the back of the new sofa, flicking the corner of the rug up, and going behind the TV, all things she knows wind him up!

I also have no words as to what the thing in the below image is.... to be a cat!

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Have you ever wondered if your cat is related to descendents of Lucretia Borgia's cats? Just something in that slightly demented, cross-eyed stare . . .
 

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Mousetail found on the lounge carpet this evening. Further investigations revealed dead mouse under one of the sofas!

We snuggled up on the sofa the other night to watch a film, moved the cat cushion out of the way to find a dead vole underneath ? couldn’t have been there long as there were no maggots or the stench of decomposition filling the room!

Yesterday i rescued 2 newts from the cats claws…he’d bitten off the end of their tails….he always does that, no idea why - he leaves mice tails intact!
 

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The only birds Kevin The Tyrant tries to take on are large aggressive male swans. Definitely a case of eyes bigger than tummy. Or brain. I have to shut him away and point the hose at Father Swan to discourage him from going for him. Kevin has too large a quota of " 'Oo yer lookin' at, mate"??
 

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The much-missed Burmese, also a swagger cat, used to bring in mice, mostly overnight. In the morning, one was greeted by an array of mouse paws, fore and aft, tails, and kidneys. In seperate lines.
On the morning of him being booked into the vet to be pts (failing kidneys) he dragged a live avocet (wingspan >3ft) through the aft porthole and watched it flap about in terror, with an evil grin on his face. A cat in a million. RIP Zoos.
 

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So have an elderly husky X who I struggle to maintain an enthusiasim for food. Currently feed a very expensive mix of kibble and wet food (is it made of gold?) Have frequently watched bloody cat deliberately catching and feeding random rodents to said dog. Seriously it IS deliberate - caught and presented - not stolen - and consumed with evident delight if I can't wrangle it out of her. Wtf? Wrong on so many levels....not to mention the whole worming thing. Cats are twats - tho' I do love them.
 
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