Worst thing the cat's done.

[Crazy_cat_lady]

Ah yes the infamous sound of cat sick. I've never had a baby but I can imagine the instant waking effect is similar to that of a baby's cry

Just been out for the covid booster and came back to the below scene. Spot what looks out of place....









Yes, that would be the piece of posh bread I brought from the local farm shop type place as a treat. It was like the Alley Cat had returned!

Went into the kitchen to find further "evidence", I swear there were 4 pieces left. I've found 3.... OH suspects the Fluffy round pudding (frp) I suspect a tag team effort with frp fetching it down and ss assisting with the consumption

 

[Rosemary28]

Watching me on hands and knees at the bottom of the stairs scrubbing cat sick out of the carpet. Cat sick that I stood in because I missed that patch when clearing up the first lot ?

 

[Berpisc]

View attachment 84679
Watching me on hands and knees at the bottom of the stairs scrubbing cat sick out of the carpet. Cat sick that I stood in because I missed that patch when clearing up the first lot ?

Its the supervisory pose from on high..."you missed a bit"

 

[Rumtytum]

Its the supervisory pose from on high..."you missed a bit"

That’s exactly what I thought!
Oh I do love this thread ?

 

[Rosemary28]

It might not even have been her, it might have been her sister, but she does like to sit at the top of the stairs and judge ?

 

[HashRouge]

This is not misbehaviour in any way whatsoever BUT I am back at my parents' house for Christmas and our beloved family cat, Stan, has developed a new "thing", which is sleeping under the duvet covers. It's the cutest thing ever! He is quite elderly now so I assume likes the extra warmth/ security, but whatever the reason, I am very much enjoying my furry, purry hot water bottle! (he is currently somewhere down by my knees!)

 

[FinnishLapphund]

This is not misbehaviour in any way whatsoever BUT I am back at my parents' house for Christmas and our beloved family cat, Stan, has developed a new "thing", which is sleeping under the duvet covers. It's the cutest thing ever! He is quite elderly now so I assume likes the extra warmth/ security, but whatever the reason, I am very much enjoying my furry, purry hot water bottle! (he is currently somewhere down by my knees!)

Our late Cornish Rex Berta that died last year, used to like to crawl in under duvet covers, especially during the colder periods of the year. Trouble is, she was so slim, and petite, that it usually didn't become any telling cat sized bump to warn you she was there.

As a result, I know at least me, and my mum sat down on her a few times.

 

[chaps89]

Stanley is in the dog house (cat house?!) at the moment.
Last week he got the bin open (no idea how, it’s a heavy metal pedal bin) and fished out chicken bones. He growled at my OH (who he usually adores) and would not give them up. A few squirts of the water gun and he begrudgingly let OH take the last remaining mouthful.

Tonight he has just jumped in through the bedroom window with something small and furry hanging out of his mouth.
I promptly screamed and all I can hear now as I hide in bed is my OH saying ‘Stanley drop it’ alternated with more growling ?

 

[Snow Falcon]

Alive or dead?

 

[chaps89]

I didn’t hang around to find out but according to OH it was alive and feisty!
Apparently Stanley was having great fun and thought it was a fab game to drop it, pounce, mouth, repeat.
Now captured and relocated to the communal garden.
Stanley will not be having any more late night garden visits, I’d have been stuffed if OH wasn’t here!

 

[Snow Falcon]

How rude dropping a live rodent! Glad you can now sleep easy.

 

[laura_nash]

She's been looking up there for months. No idea how she got up there though, it's a vertical smooth surface on each side. Fingers crossed she now knows its boring and not worth the effort.

 

[PurBee]

Doing the stable this morning, my dog is rummaging in the shaving bank at the back…pulls out something…tell her to drop it…it’s cat shoite!

Im disgusted at the cat AND dog in that instant ?

The horses will not be impressed!
(I had been wondering why theres lots more poops out in their yard than in the stable recently…)

 

[Rumtytum]

View attachment 86603

She's been looking up there for months. No idea how she got up there though, it's a vertical smooth surface on each side. Fingers crossed she now knows its boring and not worth the effort.

Just how??? Fingers crossed she doesn’t use the bottles as her landing pad ??

 

[PurBee]

Just how??? Fingers crossed she doesn’t use the bottles as her landing pad ??

definitely warrants setting up a camera…thats amazing! Maybe she’s scaling the stone wall to get up there?

 

[ownedbyaconnie]

Came back from a trip to my parents to a new carpet of some kind of unidentified fluff. No idea what from and no evidence to give any clues.


Don’t be fooled by the fluffy exterior. He’s a vicious, cold hearted mass murderer.

 

[Ratface]

ownedbyaconnie, that is indeed the cold stare of a serial killer. I have one with the same hard, unblinking look.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

[ownedbyaconnie]

Enjoying a chocolate flake yoghurt/mousse thing last night and teddy marches over and bats it out of my hand and tries to tuck in! The audacity. At one point he actually hit me in the face with his paw.

 

[ycbm]

Enjoying a chocolate flake yoghurt/mousse thing last night and teddy marches over and bats it out of my hand and tries to tuck in! The audacity. At one point he actually hit me in the face with his paw.

I looked over and saw Pickle licking soup out of the OH's bowl as he had his eyes fixed on the telly last night ?
.

 

[smolmaus]

Enjoying a chocolate flake yoghurt/mousse thing last night and teddy marches over and bats it out of my hand and tries to tuck in! The audacity. At one point he actually hit me in the face with his paw.

He has such lovely big paws for swatting! ? That is one of Marnie's signature moves too.

Her worst behaviour of late is being able to get to the top of the living room door (hanging off it is not having the desired effect anymore) and not being able to get herself down. We can't close it because then her brother panics that we are closing him in to take him to the vet (at 1am).

 

[Errin Paddywack]

I looked over and saw Pickle licking soup out of the OH's bowl as he had his eyes fixed on the telly last night

Did you tell him? I probably wouldn't have.

 

[ycbm]

Did you tell him? I probably wouldn't have.

I came back to the thread to ask if I should have done ?
.

 

[ownedbyaconnie]

Did you tell him? I probably wouldn't have.

I was about to ask this knowing what my answer would have been ?

It’s all good for the immune system right?

 

[smolmaus]

There is cat spit and other cat things all over your house already, the immune system will know it's job by now!

Similarly I wasn't wasting that scone that was missing a bit by the time I looked back on Saturday.

 

[Ratface]

Today, KevinKat swiped a cream cracker, plus butter and a slice of Cheddar cheese off my plate. He sat over it, growling. He ate it in mouthfuls, between growls and raising a large, threatening front paw.
Obviously, still in starvation mode . . .
I'll have to eat things standing up.

 

[TheLoneWanderer]

I've not had a cat for 10 years, we have 3 terriers and live by a busy road so not ideal for a Puddy Tat, I really really miss having them. We had 2 brothers and a sister and each had a totally different character. The small boy Smudge was a deadly hunter and could catch anything, he once came through the cat flap backwards dragging in a wood pigeon, which was twice the size of him. The other memorable thing he bought in was raw fillet steak, we suspect someone was having a BBQ and left in un attended. The sneak theif struck and all 3 cats had that for their dinner ?‍?‍. His brother splodge who was much bigger than him never really caught anything but in the summer of a night time I keep a window open and the sod would let himself in via my window and jump on me in the middle of the night. Their sister Marmalade was very much a lady and we sadly lost her when she was 14 months, she was run over. Smudge lived to 12yo Splodge made it to 20yo. I miss them greatly

 

[Snow Falcon]

Waking me up by clawing my nose making it bleed at 4am was NOT appreciated!!

 

[ycbm]

Waking me up by clawing my nose making it bleed at 4am was NOT appreciated!!

Nor was peeing on the lounge carpet. Kitten, we're ALL upset that the house is being turned upside down to move!
.

 

[ownedbyaconnie]

My birthday today. What was my favourite present? The dead mouse he brought in in the middle of the day

 

[ownedbyaconnie]

My birthday today. What was my favourite present? The dead mouse he brought in in the middle of the day

Should clarify by “he” I obviously mean Teddy.

DH isn’t a fantastic present giver (the extension lead for my 21st was a highlight) but he’s not THAT bad.