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Yes, a very beautiful cat ?
Worst thing the cat's done.
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Bernster
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Our little monkey has got a new trick, she is now pawing at my nose in the night when she wants attention! She had previously weaponised her nose and used to stick that in yer eyeball when you were sleeping (mainly the OH as I tend to sleep through her antics).
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smolmaus
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I have skin breakouts on one side of my face from a little gremlin stealing half of my pillow then kneading my face and neck with her claws. If she is feeling like I've REALLY slept too long she has started casually sinking a claw into my bottom lip.
ycbm
Einstein would be proud of my Insanity...
Everyone remember this? You need the sound up.
Rumtytum
Have Marmite, will travel
??? still as good the fifth time round!
Sanversera
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My two were working as a pair, husband had a roast beef dinner on a tray watching the telly,one cat jumped into the coal bucket and started to pee,o h jumped up to grab it and put It in the litter tray, other cat leaped forward and pinched his meat off his dinner plate.
Ratface
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I have one who does that on a nightly basis. He always has biscuits and water available. I have to retreat completely under the duvets to survive.
Cloball
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M says hi, I'm currently saving for wipe clean flooring in the hall as I swear it's more mouse blood than carpet despite my scrubbing efforts.
ycbm
Einstein would be proud of my Insanity...
Cloball
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My old neighbour, a vet nurse, did she gifted him to us when he fell out with her other cats.
ownedbyaconnie
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Teddy is lame behind 
still shouted at me for locking his cat flap though so he can't be in too much pain. I've locked him in for the day with OH working from home so will try and enforce some rest for today and ring vets late afternoon to see if I can get an appointment for tomorrow if no change.
Was happy for me to have a poke around and ate his breakfast so I'm not too worried yet...
still shouted at me for locking his cat flap though so he can't be in too much pain. I've locked him in for the day with OH working from home so will try and enforce some rest for today and ring vets late afternoon to see if I can get an appointment for tomorrow if no change.Was happy for me to have a poke around and ate his breakfast so I'm not too worried yet...
ycbm
Einstein would be proud of my Insanity...
Teddy is lame behind
Was happy for me to have a poke around and ate his breakfast so I'm not too worried yet...
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HollyWoozle
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Went to sleep on top of a birthday cake (fondant cake covered with a clean tea towel). ?
Rumtytum
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??? Photos???
HollyWoozle
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Sadly none but it was extra funny as it was one of those cakes with a photo of my brother printed into the icing ?
Peregrine Falcon
Looking forward to cooler days
Caught a weasel the other day!!
Errin Paddywack
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One of mine once caught a stoat, very put out when I removed it and buried it.
Crazy_cat_lady
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OH came down this morning to a shelf from the bookcase on the floor, the 2 photo frames on it were broken on the floor along with a broken ornament....
Fortunately I slept through the massive crash it generated in the night
W*****s
Fortunately I slept through the massive crash it generated in the night
W*****s
ycbm
Einstein would be proud of my Insanity...
I've had 3 in 30 years, two dead and one alive, cornered in the house and very VERY angry!
Lady Jane
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We've had 2 outside, both dead. Only one of cats caught them and he had lived wild looking after himself until he found us. How on earth do you remove an angry stoat from your house?
OrangeAndLemon
Afraid of exorcism
I've taken the old Christmas tree to the tip. It didn't survive some gentle investigation from the little cats.
I also have a curtain pole to put back on the wall.
I also have a curtain pole to put back on the wall.
ycbm
Einstein would be proud of my Insanity...
With a poker pushing it towards an open door - which it attacked with such ferocity we wondered if the poker would survive!
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Peregrine Falcon
Looking forward to cooler days
Fatty cat has worked out how to open doors by jumping up at the handle. Que bedroom door opening the past 2 mornings and food being demanded at silly o'clock. 
I've kindly let my husband obilge!
I've kindly let my husband obilge!
ycbm
Einstein would be proud of my Insanity...
Fatty cat has worked out how to open doors by jumping up at the handle. Que bedroom door opening the past 2 mornings and food being demanded at silly o'clock.
Our female knows how to do that, it's a right pain.
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asmp
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I would laugh but it’s not my jigsaw- it was borrowed from a friend. Plus I should add, it’s not even my cat, it’s the neighbour’s who comes in through the bedroom window.
Burnttoast
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Our street cat (nameless but generally known as Black Cat) brought in, ate and threw up 4 juvenile rats, one after another, a couple of nights ago. I mean, yes, very good, but the dining room floor was awash ... 
Rumtytum
Have Marmite, will travel
Score a doubleView attachment 108599
I would laugh but it’s not my jigsaw- it was borrowed from a friend. Plus I should add, it’s not even my cat, it’s the neighbour’s who comes in through the bedroom window.
for that!
Rumtytum
Have Marmite, will travel
And a tripleOur street cat (nameless but generally known as Black Cat) brought in, ate and threw up 4 juvenile rats, one after another, a couple of nights ago. I mean, yes, very good, but the dining room floor was awash ...
for that!Ratface
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Poor misunderstood creatures - they're just doing their job and keeping the rodent population down. And jigsaws are just so . . . passe`, daahling.And a triple
Peregrine Falcon
Looking forward to cooler days
Male blackbird bought in dead at about 3.45 this morning. Cleared that up. I woke up to something landing on me 3hrs later. Sodding fatty cat with another bird (think this one was live and he was chasing it). Had slept on the sofa in an attempt to get some sleep as leg giving me grief, so could have done without the disturbances!