Your pets pet names

I have Major who has many pet names, mostly Majie-moo or Maj though! Oakley has become 'Oaky Poke' or Oaks, I have a bonnie who is mostly 'Bones' and a Twiglet who is Twigs :D
 
Our cats are referred to as follows:

Oiyoustopthat! (Lui Bei)
Goblin Kitty (Dinozzo)
Giblet (Gibbs)
Lobster Kitty (Myrhidan)
Clawful (Marquand)
Pleasedontbitemepleasedontbitemeouch! (Trip)
Your Ladyship (Ziva)

The dogs' real names are just as odd, they generally get referred to as "pup", regardless of which one it is.
 
My horse Romeo, I call Rom,Roms OH calls him The Romulan
White cat Helby is Fat Boy or Floor Pig
Little white cat Lulu is Twee Thing
Black cat Sydney is Sydalls or Piddle
Ginger cat Jaffa is Baffas, rodent and since he became a tripod also Hoppers:D
 
My dogs are called...

Megan = Meggy-pops
Loki = Big fella, big nut, loki-boy
Kaia = Baby girl, sweetpea, autistic dog

Cat are called.....

Jack = Jackoby, Jacktopuss
Jessie = Jessicat
Kitty = Kitty-minx
 
Our cat is Lori ( she was brought to the CP in the back of a lorry), her girlie name is Loribelle, which turned into Lollybelle, she now mostly gets called Lol. Sometimes its LLQB (Little Lori Queen Bee)
 
my terrier is called Pip or usually little boy
Collie Tarn usually called tarn barn
Collie Sky usually called Skysie
Horse Pearl usually called Pearly Queen
Horse Noodle usually called Nood
Chickens Buffy & Cocky
Pony Cash called The pony
Cob Kitty Called the Cob
 
Oh too many . . .

Kali is KaliPops, Pops, KaliBear, Bear, Bubs, Bubbsie, Donkey, Donk, Bubba, Kal, Big Boy, Big Lad

Daisy is StinkyDinkyDaisyDoodles, Dinks, Dinky, Stinky, Stinks, Stinkles, Daisy Doo, Dinkles

Fred is Fredlet, FredBear, Fredward, Freddie

Why do we do this?

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My hamster is called Solace. He gets called that or Sol, Solly, Solly-sol-sol-sol-sol, Greedy or Mr Sunshine for some strange reason..
My dog's Oddie but he's got so many other names - Oddisson (spelt with one 'S' though, don't ask), Odds, Oddball, Boz, Bertie, Boris, Bosnick, Bumfluff and 'A Beagle'..
Billy had just as many nick names and I still call him all sorts too when I see him. He's BB, which is short for Big Bill, Billy beagle, Bilbo Baggins and Billy big teeth :L He's also Biwwy, Bee, 'A Mr Beagle Man', fathead and troublemaker. He actually answers to everything as well, when he wants to :p

Admittedly, calling some of these names only to realise there was somebody behind me has been a bit of a "oh..." moment.
 
Horses/ponies:

Cameo - usually known as Cam or Mr Cam or sometimes Camcam
Raffles - Raff, Raffy, I usually call him Roo or Roodle
Milligan - Milly or Mills or Toe rag

Dogs:

Cumulatively known as the Smellies, the Wagglies or the Curly Wurlies (derived from Girlies)

Tara - baggage, Tara bear
Nia - NiNi, Fatso

Cats:

Floss - Floss Boss, Floss pot, the Boss
Marbles - Marbs, Marbellous Marvel
Dennis - Denny, Den, Denden

When I was growing up we had a cat called Piddlepants for obvious reasons. ;)
 
Honey dog = Honey bunny boo, also answers to Bunny or Boo dog.
Rory dog -= Rodo (my dad's shortcut for Rory dog), dodo dog or Rodo dodo.
Tinkerbelle cat = Tink or Stinky tinky (never Tinkerbelle we didn't name her!) or Hitler as she kills everything she gets her paws on.
Ginger cat= Ginge or Ginga.
Rob horse= Rob bob, Bob, Bobba, Robbie bobby boo. Gingahorse.
Cara horse = Lady Cara or Princess Anne.
Hens don't have names apart from one called Elvis chicken.
 
Poppy my little collie is any of:
Stinky, El stinko, Mini-beast, Puppy or Pup-pup or if she's done something she shouldn't Hie you! ha ha!
Loki my horse is the Mega-beast, Big stinkies, Bog Cob or Lord of Darkness (master of all spawn - said in a suitably dark tone of voice) ha ha!
 
Male German Sheperd called Luther aka goofy. Female german sheperd penny or poppy (never could make up our minds) aka penny pops, poppa, ploppy poppy. Male JR sid aka quagmire off family guy and last but not least female JR called bella aka smelly belly.
 
Cats:
Kimberley - kimbles, kimblebum, mooky, mookywooks, bimbley, kimbleloid, kimberleybimbles, slimberley (coz she's lost weight).

Gandalf - ganders, gandles, boiks or boiky boik, fatty boy, fatty cat, little ****!

2 guinea pigs collectively know as piggies, winni-wigs, guin piggles.

My name is cloverleaf and I am certifiably insane :D :D
 
Annie - Annie Woof, Snuggle-bum, Squishy, Snotty Dog (said like Scotty dog), Stinkle Berry, Ann, Annie-log-the-Dog, Woof.

Ned - Neddy, Nedrick, Ponio, Ned-face, Lovely, Snuggles.

Cookie - Devil, Cookie Monster, Cutie-Pie, s***-bag, Cookie Oakenshield.
 
Cats-

Gigi AKA The Beak, Beaky, Princess Beak, or Lady Gigi Fifi Esmeralda Beakerson

Maurice AKA Little Man, My boy, Mr Snouty, or Mister Hans Maurice Beckerson Esq. (don't ask).

Generally just refer to them as the cheeky beakers!
 
Dogs-

Tikaani - Freaky Teeky, Freaks or galumph

Fly- Fly boy, Flub or fats

Cats -

Suki - sulky or bitch bag

Porsche - fat cat

Fern - sh**ty kitty

Jessie - Jessiefur

Horses -

Harlequin - Harley or Harls

Sprite - the speshul one or getoffmyf*ingfootyouhave4ofyourownyouf*inggreatelephant

Precious - madam!
 
Animals past and present have had the most ridiculous 'pet names' :o

Small furries (hamster, guinea pigs, gerbils)
Hermione - Wermie
Velvet- Melver
Peppermint- Werbus
Smartie- Martus
Crystal- Wysta (Can you see a pattern with the M's and W's? no idea how this trend formed!!)
Also had a Polo, Cheeky, Nibbles and Rosie but they never ended up with stupid names :p

Horses
Jess- Smess Nose (don't even ask..)
Noddy- Podkins
Finnegan- Finn.. that's normal at least!
Owen- No stupid name formed.. yet, although I do keep calling him Bluebell as it's part of his registered name
Summer- Wums (back with those W's)
Harvey- Harvus
Oscar- no stupid name formed, lucky pony :p
Other horses we looked after ended up as "Ugly", "Psycho", "Little $h*t" and "Family Guy Horse" (that racehorse on one episode, the horse literally cantered like the family guy horse) the other names speak for themselves ;)


My poor cat has never had a proper name! She adopted us from next door and was called 'Kitten' which then somehow formed to Witsy. Now she is called Bookin or 'Boo'- It really does suit her though :p she's adorable.
 
My pony is called Trigger also known as fat boy :D My sisters pony Scrumpy is often called Grumpy.

My rabbits are called Lola and Bugs bunny.

and my six month old lab puppy Marleigh also known as kissey face, as she's always giving everyone kisses.
 
I have 3 cats, Arnold (Arnie barney bonker boy), Piggles (***** head) and Rosie (rosie posie) and 2 ggs, Astra (baggage) and her mother Dotty (Dottydoodles)
 
I have quite a few pets but things like the chickens don't all have names as there are lots of them.

Anyway there is:
Minnie (11.2 welsh pony) nicknamed Minster, Minnieminster,
Mrs.Moo Moo

Mitchell (12.2 welsh pony) nicknamed Mitch, Big Boy

Ezme (chicken) nicknamed Ezzy

Zara (golden Labrador) nicknamed Zars

Jessie (Alsatian) Jess

Izzy (Patadale terrier) Wizzy Isabel (if she is being naughty) Iz

Freddie (Black Labrador) Fredster Fred

Tilly (Black Labrador puppy) Tiz Till
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Floppy (brown flopped eared rabbit) Flops
 
I have two lab girls called Dora and Clover. When I call them I just yell clodoor or doorclo.
OH says if we get another dog it should be called window.

One of my cats is called Dusty, she is a tortie and when we got her colours had'nt really come through. She is now The fat controller. She runs the household with an iron paw!

I do find I can call my girls anything but they instinctivly know who I mean.
 
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