I have Major who has many pet names, mostly Majie-moo or Maj though! Oakley has become 'Oaky Poke' or Oaks, I have a bonnie who is mostly 'Bones' and a Twiglet who is Twigs
My horse Romeo, I call Rom,Roms OH calls him The Romulan
White cat Helby is Fat Boy or Floor Pig
Little white cat Lulu is Twee Thing
Black cat Sydney is Sydalls or Piddle
Ginger cat Jaffa is Baffas, rodent and since he became a tripod also Hoppers
Our cat is Lori ( she was brought to the CP in the back of a lorry), her girlie name is Loribelle, which turned into Lollybelle, she now mostly gets called Lol. Sometimes its LLQB (Little Lori Queen Bee)
my terrier is called Pip or usually little boy
Collie Tarn usually called tarn barn
Collie Sky usually called Skysie
Horse Pearl usually called Pearly Queen
Horse Noodle usually called Nood
Chickens Buffy & Cocky
Pony Cash called The pony
Cob Kitty Called the Cob
My hamster is called Solace. He gets called that or Sol, Solly, Solly-sol-sol-sol-sol, Greedy or Mr Sunshine for some strange reason..
My dog's Oddie but he's got so many other names - Oddisson (spelt with one 'S' though, don't ask), Odds, Oddball, Boz, Bertie, Boris, Bosnick, Bumfluff and 'A Beagle'..
Billy had just as many nick names and I still call him all sorts too when I see him. He's BB, which is short for Big Bill, Billy beagle, Bilbo Baggins and Billy big teeth :L He's also Biwwy, Bee, 'A Mr Beagle Man', fathead and troublemaker. He actually answers to everything as well, when he wants to
Admittedly, calling some of these names only to realise there was somebody behind me has been a bit of a "oh..." moment.
Cameo - usually known as Cam or Mr Cam or sometimes Camcam
Raffles - Raff, Raffy, I usually call him Roo or Roodle
Milligan - Milly or Mills or Toe rag
Dogs:
Cumulatively known as the Smellies, the Wagglies or the Curly Wurlies (derived from Girlies)
Tara - baggage, Tara bear
Nia - NiNi, Fatso
Cats:
Floss - Floss Boss, Floss pot, the Boss
Marbles - Marbs, Marbellous Marvel
Dennis - Denny, Den, Denden
When I was growing up we had a cat called Piddlepants for obvious reasons.
Honey dog = Honey bunny boo, also answers to Bunny or Boo dog.
Rory dog -= Rodo (my dad's shortcut for Rory dog), dodo dog or Rodo dodo.
Tinkerbelle cat = Tink or Stinky tinky (never Tinkerbelle we didn't name her!) or Hitler as she kills everything she gets her paws on.
Ginger cat= Ginge or Ginga.
Rob horse= Rob bob, Bob, Bobba, Robbie bobby boo. Gingahorse.
Cara horse = Lady Cara or Princess Anne.
Hens don't have names apart from one called Elvis chicken.
Poppy my little collie is any of:
Stinky, El stinko, Mini-beast, Puppy or Pup-pup or if she's done something she shouldn't Hie you! ha ha!
Loki my horse is the Mega-beast, Big stinkies, Bog Cob or Lord of Darkness (master of all spawn - said in a suitably dark tone of voice) ha ha!
Male German Sheperd called Luther aka goofy. Female german sheperd penny or poppy (never could make up our minds) aka penny pops, poppa, ploppy poppy. Male JR sid aka quagmire off family guy and last but not least female JR called bella aka smelly belly.
Animals past and present have had the most ridiculous 'pet names'
Small furries (hamster, guinea pigs, gerbils)
Hermione - Wermie
Velvet- Melver
Peppermint- Werbus
Smartie- Martus
Crystal- Wysta (Can you see a pattern with the M's and W's? no idea how this trend formed!!)
Also had a Polo, Cheeky, Nibbles and Rosie but they never ended up with stupid names
Horses
Jess- Smess Nose (don't even ask..)
Noddy- Podkins
Finnegan- Finn.. that's normal at least!
Owen- No stupid name formed.. yet, although I do keep calling him Bluebell as it's part of his registered name
Summer- Wums (back with those W's)
Harvey- Harvus
Oscar- no stupid name formed, lucky pony
Other horses we looked after ended up as "Ugly", "Psycho", "Little $h*t" and "Family Guy Horse" (that racehorse on one episode, the horse literally cantered like the family guy horse) the other names speak for themselves
My poor cat has never had a proper name! She adopted us from next door and was called 'Kitten' which then somehow formed to Witsy. Now she is called Bookin or 'Boo'- It really does suit her though she's adorable.
I have 3 cats, Arnold (Arnie barney bonker boy), Piggles (***** head) and Rosie (rosie posie) and 2 ggs, Astra (baggage) and her mother Dotty (Dottydoodles)
I have two lab girls called Dora and Clover. When I call them I just yell clodoor or doorclo.
OH says if we get another dog it should be called window.
One of my cats is called Dusty, she is a tortie and when we got her colours had'nt really come through. She is now The fat controller. She runs the household with an iron paw!
I do find I can call my girls anything but they instinctivly know who I mean.