A dressage horse is described as mechanical?

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Hello, i recently heard someone knowledgeable describe a well known dressage horse as mechanical. I didn't think at the time to ask what the person meant. The only info I could find was about actual mechanical horses :D Does anyone here know?
 
Have you also heard a dressage horse described as "expressive"? "Mechanical" is basically the opposite of that. It's just going through the motions with no flair or style. That's my interpretation anyway.
 
Have you also heard a dressage horse described as "expressive"? "Mechanical" is basically the opposite of that. It's just going through the motions with no flair or style. That's my interpretation anyway.
Yes that makes sense. Thank you
 
I would take it as meaning that the test was accurate and correct but lacking any flair or personality. It's nice to see a happy horse, swinging through the movements and expressing itself. To me, a mechanical horse would be one seemingly static in its frame/expression, just going through the motions.

P.S. I quite like the idea of rivets...be nice to replace legs when they go wrong just by using a spare off ebay and a rivet punch, lol
 
I would take it as meaning that the test was accurate and correct but lacking any flair or personality. It's nice to see a happy horse, swinging through the movements and expressing itself. To me, a mechanical horse would be one seemingly static in its frame/expression, just going through the motions.

P.S. I quite like the idea of rivets...be nice to replace legs when they go wrong just by using a spare off ebay and a rivet punch, lol

I'll patent the idea and see what I can do :p We can all look forward to saving a fortune on vets' bills!!
 
P.S. I quite like the idea of rivets...be nice to replace legs when they go wrong just by using a spare off ebay and a rivet punch, lol[/QUOTE] I agree. Horses are notorious for breaking :D
 
P.S. I quite like the idea of rivets...be nice to replace legs when they go wrong just by using a spare off ebay and a rivet punch, lol

Just think! You could have a dressage set, a jumping set, a XC set. And if the horse was grey, you could take them off completely the night before a competition so they didn't get covered in poo stains!
 
Come on then folks, crowdfund me and I'll get working on these replaceable legs for all our steeds :p

My grey always has what I call a rose grey leg. It's not really, she just lies in wee and it looks darker than the other three!
 
My grey always has what I call a rose grey leg. It's not really, she just lies in wee and it looks darker than the other three![/QUOTE]
Ah yes I'm familiar with those :D
 
P.S. I quite like the idea of rivets...be nice to replace legs when they go wrong just by using a spare off ebay and a rivet punch, lol
I agree. Horses are notorious for breaking :D[/QUOTE]

I can just imagine sifting through the auction listings looking for a bay 15.2hh leg, but being outbid as they're the most popular, so settling for a chunky white (well, off white/yellowish) feathered 14.2hh instead.
 
I agree. Horses are notorious for breaking :D

I can just imagine sifting through the auction listings looking for a bay 15.2hh leg, but being outbid as they're the most popular, so settling for a chunky white (well, off white/yellowish) feathered 14.2hh instead.[/QUOTE]

Yes but the chunky feathered ones never break!
 
Can you do one for riders too? I need a new hip - a mechanical one would be fine as long as it works and matches my other leg. However, if they only come as a pair then the extra long, slim super-model version would be nice - although then the rest of me wouldn't match the legs ..........
 
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