Alright alright you can have an update you hags.

[tallyho!]

You don't want to know.

I just burnt one of my morags whilst whisking sauce....

OW.

Are you not wearing moragprotectiondevices?

Oh and... What is this sauce one must whisk?? I only thought one whisked cream n eggs.....

 

[[69117]]

Jealous much, I would literally have to lie face down on the hob to stand any chance of burning my moragless morags
Sounds like a job for your sexy soldier and the sudocrem.

Yep, nothing says "whip my slutty knickers off and do filthy things to me on the coffee table" quick like a morag covered in babybum cream....


And no.... I was in my pyjamas, with a top that keeps falling down and letting my morags waft about with gay abandon.

Lesson well and truly learnt.

 

[EAST KENT]

I will NEVER look at my Highland pony again in the same way...name of Morag

 

[HollyWoozle]

Hot soldier (who actually left the army a couple of months ago, but kept the uniform. Phwoar.).... was found through HHO. The lovely Hollywoozle has known him for yonks, and following a three zillion comment long discussion with him on a photo on HW's facebook, HW decided to message us both and give us a nudge.... emailing and texting was followed by meeting and snogging....and then more snogging ensued, followed by us moving in together and generally being vomit enducingly squishy and happy.

*takes a bow*

 

[Echo Bravo]

So the Hot tottie, has passed your fathers test, so can we start planning the wedding in a couple of years time and how is young Ron and hope your livery yard is doing ok,sorry to hear you are still seeing Dr Sprag, but better to be safe than sorry and yes start the book.

 

[doratheexplorer]

Amazing!!

More updates please... could you do a Staarzan book like Hovis?!?!

 

[[69117]]

*takes a bow*

Smug isn't sexy.

Come back and make me biscuits. Ali is next door and I can't wait any longer for supper without DYING.

(The sauce was a super duper soldier pleasing gravy by the way....it's a very complicated, secret recipe, and it took my morags down with it)

 

[tallyho!]

Haha! Is it toad in the hole tonight??

 

[Pale Rider]

Brilliant

 

[Echo Bravo]

TUT! TUT! Tallyho say no more

 

[Silver-Moon]

This is the first time I have come across Starzaan (sorry if i have misspelt your name) but i was laughing so hard I couldn't see the key board and I choked so hard on said laughter a little bit of sick came up!

 

[emma.is]

Staarzan, are u Louise Rennison? Or have u read a lot of her books? I have & u remind me of her! I lub her!

That's what I was thinking!!

 

[HollyWoozle]

Smug isn't sexy.

Come back and make me biscuits. Ali is next door and I can't wait any longer for supper without DYING.

Just eat without him! Don't wait, you numpty. If he whines then tell him I told you to do it.

FYI, we just had sausages and mash...

 

[[69117]]

If I had my way it would be toad in the hole every night.

Twice.


And hol, I've just eaten a saucepan (I ran out of bowls) full of tuna mayo. I couldn't wait any more. But now my whisking and sauce making has been in vain!

Gol will eat it.

 

[Shysmum]

DON'T MENTION THE SAUSAGES !!!!

Oh my lord, that really IS a whole other thread

 

[Echo Bravo]

You fogot the nudge nudge Starzaan.

 

[dibbin]

Starzaan! I almost weed (weed? weeed? wee'd? who knows ... ?) on my couch because of you.

 

[HollyWoozle]

And hol, I've just eaten a saucepan (I ran out of bowls) full of tuna mayo. I couldn't wait any more. But now my whisking and sauce making has been in vain!

Gol will eat it.

I was momentarily curious to know how you bit through metal to eat a saucepan... silly woozle.

Give Gol a snog from me please but tell him no slobber.

 

[Echo Bravo]

Oh Lord not the sausages, Lord help us it will be the lemons and the poor bloody whelks next(let them rest in peace)

 

[[69117]]

Starzaan! I almost weed (weed? weeed? wee'd? who knows ... ?) on my couch because of you.

Serves you right for calling it a "couch" you massive weirdo.


My mother text me the other day to ask if the first line of "Sigh No More" by Mumford and Sons was "serve God, love the onion".

She's COMPLETELY ruined that song for me.

 

[[69117]]

Oh Lord not the sausages, Lord help us it will be the lemons and the poor bloody whelks next(let them rest in peace)

There are lemons in the fridge....


and Hol, Gol is very busy seeing if he can snore at both ends.

 

[Moggy in Manolos]

You do have a wonderful way with words starzaan, you really should write books, I for one would read them! Always makes me smile

 

[Echo Bravo]

Nice to see you back and in fighting form, we need some laughter on here.

 

[Mrs B]

My mother text me the other day to ask if the first line of "Sigh No More" by Mumford and Sons was "serve God, love the onion".

She's COMPLETELY ruined that song for me.

But it IS, isn't it?? Or am I your mother?!

Good to see you back, Starzann

 

[[69117]]

But it IS, isn't it?? Or am I your mother?!

Good to see you back, Starzann

If you are, mumsie, stop whining about the music on your ipod and bring it here for me to put more on it.

Also, let my cat brush your hair. It makes her happy.

You cat hater.

 

[sychnant]

Can I just say, Starzaan, I think I love you. Please don't stay away so long next time. And PLEASE write a book!

 

[tallyho!]

There are lemons in the fridge....


and Hol, Gol is very busy seeing if he can snore at both ends.

Have you checked his valves?

 

[Mrs B]

If you are, mumsie, stop whining about the music on your ipod and bring it here for me to put more on it.

Also, let my cat brush your hair. It makes her happy.

You cat hater.

Well, dear, if you will put such modern rubbish on it... I mean; what have you done with my treasured 'I'm Mandy, Fly Me'? It was bad enough you got me to listen to Floop Dog a few years ago...

Yes, but does she have to drool Whiskas-spit into my parting? Really?

And are you going out looking like that? What time will you be back? Are you going with anyone nice?

 

[tallyho!]

P.s. if you release a book.... Can you enter bananas in there coz it is my favourite word.










Apart from wafting morags.





Which I have used.








On many occasions.







Does this infringe on any copyright laws?







I have a lawyer.

 

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I love morags

And nigella lol