Bloody whelks. Bloody self pity. Bloody tomatohead.

Starzaan said:
I hope you're not implying that I'm a dog.

I'll come at YOU like a violent quiche mate!!!
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Can't catch me!
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And I was referring to the wobblinesses of your wobbly legs :rolleyes::eek::p:D
 
No running away! Be nice! I'm sick!

Ed might die a little bit if he sees himself depicted thus... he is in fact a bit of a sexy hunkeroo.... big arms and all!

But has a girlfriend with a little koala face....




FF put on my favourite song this morning.... it's MEANT TO BE. I need some rohypnol...
 
What song was it?

And from a toxicological point of view, you'd be better with GHB, clears the system faster ... not that I'm creepy or anything ... I did forensics as part of my degree. See, I has a useful!
 
You're very very useful! GHB it is then... can I slip it in a cup of tea??? He won't eat... so tea it must be....

And it was "The End" by Kings of Leon... I have a LOT of favourite songs, but that is the ultimate, absolute, all time favourite.

I LOVE IT.


and he put it on




I nearly did a death.


instead I did a squeak
 
Starzaan said:
No running away! Be nice! I'm sick!

Ed might die a little bit if he sees himself depicted thus... he is in fact a bit of a sexy hunkeroo.... big arms and all!

But has a girlfriend with a little koala face....




FF put on my favourite song this morning.... it's MEANT TO BE. I need some rohypnol...
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Sorry, I meant this one
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Which should lead to
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Naturally closely followed by
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And is this any better?
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Mrs M, I don't know if to laugh at you tonight, or be worried!! With all these little dancing friends and buses you keep dragging out! (I'm quite impressed really, but also a bit worried about the amount of morphine they've given you over the last few weeks for your back... could it have caused this merriment!)

Ps. Where did you get the cartoon picture of me eating biscuits from?
 
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Much better! He approves... he's also made me angel delight, so is the best nurse I've had so far!

I did almost do some casual face licking (actually almost very nearly inches away).... but then was rude to him instead...
 
Honey08 said:
Mrs M, I don't know if to laugh at you tonight, or be worried!! With all these little dancing friends and buses you keep dragging out! (I'm quite impressed really, but also a bit worried about the amount of morphine they've given you over the last few weeks for your back... could it have caused this merriment!)
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Laugh hunny, it makes the time pass so much quicker :D :D


On the grounds that I am old, and need all the help I can get, I'm away to m'pit :) :)

Sweet dreams 'n' snore gently y'all :D
 
I'm all angel delighty and awake now... an yes, it is a good thing having childhood friends wrapped around your little finger...

My bloody limbs are shaking like gerbils on a pneumatic drill...but my mind is going "WAAH WAAH WAAH WAAAH WAAAH!!!" like an awake thing..
 
As if a drug induced high isn't enough, she is now on a sugar rush as well....

Starzaan you are officially nuts and we love you.
 
The doctor gave me MORE DRUGGIES after my telling off, and now I feel a bit silly. I just fell out of bed for no reason at all, and then fell over my own arm trying to get up.

I would like a carer please.


Or a padded cell.



PADDED WITH ANGEL DELIGHT.
 
We all know that in reality I'd go
*guffaw*


*embarrassing moment*

*snort*

*offer sausage*

*guffaw*

*run away and hide in shame*
 
Starzaan said:
We all know that in reality I'd go
*guffaw*


*embarrassing moment*

*snort*

*offer sausage*

*guffaw*

*run away and hide in shame*
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Its always the snort that does for me.. that's when I run and hide. And the harder you try not to snort the louder it is, have you noticed?
 
I think I'm a bit far gone for that... and he's just as idiot disease riddled as me, he let me make him watch the Rachel Zoe Project, and he has glasses the size of a house.



These drugs are ridic. I just missed my face with a bottle of water THREE TIMES and then laughed so hard about it that I poured the water all over the world.






I'm having a problem!
 
Starzaan said:
I think I'm a bit far gone for that... and he's just as idiot disease riddled as me, he let me make him watch the Rachel Zoe Project, and he has glasses the size of a house.!
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Not that I'm getting ahead of you or anything, but if you and FF ever have children they will have NO CHANCE in life as both parents clearly have the idiot gene :p
 
There are more things in heaven and earth, Echo Bravo
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy...

I suspect she maybe the product of experiments conducted by the US during the cold war into bio-weapons. Named Operation Starzaan it was a side branch to the Star Wars project.

What communist troops could withstand her morang wafting, sausage waving, whelly dance? The weapon was never put into mass production becasue a slight genetic flaw which means that Starzaans could be defeated by a bottle of 'Clairol's Rinse & Dry - with extra highlights'.
 
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