Cant afford horse!

OhCappaGino said:
:eek: Ive got stong teeth!! Ha!

I know, how dare they make fun of my lack of funds and the need to ride a horse! Do you want to share a trailer with me?? Ive only got an old thing with no roof but i think itll take the both of them?? im going to go straigh for the 1:20 ive practiced once at home so we will be okay!

Wouldn't like to ride a pig, wouldnt like the feel of the scratchy skin on my bum when i ride naked at night!
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Oh yes, sharing would save money wouldn't it? It's fine about the roof. My llama has a long neck so at least he can look out of the top. Although I'm currently tying his head in in the stable so that he learns to go in an outline properly.
I've taken him over a trotting pole, so 1.20m won't be a problem.
 
OhCappaGino said:
If he still insists on sticking his head in there, beat him with a whip!! Its cruel to be kind they say!!
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I was thinking of draw reins - I might as well just take my normal reins off and just use the draw reins - that'll stop him putting his head in the air! And if that doesn't work, I'll attach a bungie as well - more gadget = better results!
 
Loving the llama song :D

Was thinking of breaking my shetland to harness, but that seems a bit boring with all these fancy bulls n camels etc, I have 2 sheep in my field, do you think I should break them to harness instead? Are there rules about scurry driving sheeps?

Sheep aren't coloured but they are made of wool so sould be easy peasy to die some brown patches on them :D off outside now with some Garnier Deep Brown shade 402 to give the sheep a makeover 'Top Model' styleee :D
 
I'm not sure about the show classes OP as most bulls have no mane so no plaits.

Unless its a Highland as M&Ms can go unplaited, or feed it a bit extra and perhaps it could join the hogged show cobs?

Don't forget the bling for the stressage tests, some diamante round the parelli halter and you are a sure winner.
 
Well my bull wasnt very photogenic, and i know you will all be dying to see pics of him!

But i thought a pic of my 4 y/o warmblood x irish cob meeting my shetland for the first time might do instead?

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With reading your replys, i wasnt to sure that all of your knew i was joking, for those who took my wanting to ride a bull serioulsly, im not going to try and get on one!!

Anyways, im just waiting for dentist to come and im going to start breaking Vinnie! I bought him as an 18 birthday present in august for myself when i sold my appoolsa cob who i outgrew!! I love him!! :D:D
 
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OhCappaGino said:
Well my bull wasnt very photogenic, and i know you will all be dying to see pics of him!

But i thought a pic of my 4 y/o warmblood x irish cob meeting my shetland for the first time might do instead?

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With reading your replys, i wasnt to sure that all of your knew i was joking, for those who took my wanting to ride a bull serioulsly, im not going to try and get on one!!

Anyways, im just waiting for dentist to come and im going to start breaking Vinnie! I bought him as an 18 birthday present in august for myself when i sold my appoolsa cob who i outgrew!! I love him!! :D:D
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You mean you were joking?:eek::p I can't see the pic :(
 
:pYeah! ha! Im sure a couple of people thought i was serious! ive done the whole url in the post thing, how else can i post a pic??
 
I was on here yesterday morning, unwell and feeling very sorry for myself, when someone posted a post on here about posts and people posting stupid stuff, so i was half just taking the mick, and then everyone just began posting and i just played along with it! It kept me entertained for the afternoon anyways! :D
 
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