JulesRules
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Wonder if it can be kept in a barm
Cheeky/ridiculous posts you see on Facebook.
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Wonder if it can be kept in a barm
Annagain
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She might not look much at the moment but will probably be a late bloomer.
HiPo'sHuman
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She'll be second to naan...
Beausmate
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Doubt it. More likely the sort that loafs around in the field.
Cowpony
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Could be a bit kneedy though.
Flicker
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She’s got a lot to prove, with an ad like that.
Dave's Mam
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Might rise to the occasion & prove to be a well bread cob.
Ceifer
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Job advert For an experienced groom
Must be able to clip and turn out to a high standard. School young horses, lunge, hack. Capable of sole charge and drive a lorry.
No accommodation or space for horse.
5 1/2 day week
£250.00
Ok so no defined hours there but assume being horsey it’s full 5 days plus the half at worse case scenario that’s £5.68 an hour.
Must be able to clip and turn out to a high standard. School young horses, lunge, hack. Capable of sole charge and drive a lorry.
No accommodation or space for horse.
5 1/2 day week
£250.00
Ok so no defined hours there but assume being horsey it’s full 5 days plus the half at worse case scenario that’s £5.68 an hour.
Woah
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Sounds like my dream job HA HA! They wouldn't win any turnout classes though LOL
HiPo'sHuman
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Well now I want to stuff my fat face with tonnes of bread :/
Annagain
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Wait till we start on the cheese puns to go with it. Brielieve me, I have plenty.
Denbob
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Just seen an absolute heartbreaker
"Still for sale due to time wasters, 13'2 pony looking for home where she can be a companion. She is lame in trot due to ligament damage. She may recover with the right facilities as she has been resting for 6 months and is improving. Loves to be brushed and fussed, she is gentle with kids and animals never kicked or bit. She is barefoot. She is good in traffic. Before injury she has been to pony clubs and done showjumping around 70cm. 200ono. Would like to keep in contact as home is important"
"Still for sale due to time wasters, 13'2 pony looking for home where she can be a companion. She is lame in trot due to ligament damage. She may recover with the right facilities as she has been resting for 6 months and is improving. Loves to be brushed and fussed, she is gentle with kids and animals never kicked or bit. She is barefoot. She is good in traffic. Before injury she has been to pony clubs and done showjumping around 70cm. 200ono. Would like to keep in contact as home is important"
abbijay
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Please tread Caerphilly before getting into Cheese puns, most people don't give Edam for what others think of the puns so you'd cheddar be ready for the backlash!
Annagain
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Ah, but if you find the right one, you get a gouda laugh.
You lot are crackers
Annagain
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I've got feta ones than that.
abbijay
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Actually we're all very mature
SpringArising
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This one is interesting... https://www.horsemart.co.uk/16-3hh-9-yo-chesnut-gelding-perminantly-lame-in-3-legs/Horses/540745
Price is surely a mistake?!
Price is surely a mistake?!
DirectorFury
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I'm 99% sure that horse is with a dodgy dealer and the linked advert is of the same price he is advertised at to bring attention to the situation. So you search for horse within that price range of that colour and size etc. this 'warning' advert will come up alongside the dodgy dealer advert
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A bullet would cost less than a quid and would do the poor animal a favour...how can people be so stupid?
ycbm
Overwhelmed
I'm tempted to make a brie f foray into this thread.
But I'm afraid i'd set you Laughing, Cow.
rachk89
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Meredith
riding reluctantly into the sunset
I have just seen this
Wanted. Looking for a 3.5 ton lorry, would prefer a lorry to a van and would prefer rear loading. Must be able to fit horse on
Imaginative answers on a postcard to....
Wanted. Looking for a 3.5 ton lorry, would prefer a lorry to a van and would prefer rear loading. Must be able to fit horse on
Imaginative answers on a postcard to....
teddypops
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I have just seen this
Wanted. Looking for a 3.5 ton lorry, would prefer a lorry to a van and would prefer rear loading. Must be able to fit horse on
Imaginative answers on a postcard to....
Whats wrong with this?
Chinchilla
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I think the 'must be able to fit a horse on' bit.
teddypops
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Really? I read that as she needed a box to fit a horse rather than a pony.
Chinchilla
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I had visions of a horse on the roof when I read the 'on' haha.
I don't know. Facebook posts are in their own language sometimes so who knows?
sheep
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Just read a good one on Facebook.
Someone is looking for a house to rent (1 - 3 bed) with land (2 - 6 acres) with stables and a school, within 30mins of the city centre, on a bus route, for 700 quid a month.
Someone is looking for a house to rent (1 - 3 bed) with land (2 - 6 acres) with stables and a school, within 30mins of the city centre, on a bus route, for 700 quid a month.
only_me
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I was literally about to post about that one! She is seriously dreaming. And within 20mins walk to shops too
I really wanted to post something on her post as well!! Rent for a standard 2bed is going to be around 450-600 at least, without any extras! Im about a 20 min walk to small village (approx 2miles), live on a B road and we dont even have a bus on our road lol. Technically Im also 50min to Belfast city centre as well, but thats 37miles lol.
sheep
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I was literally about to post about that one! She is seriously dreaming. And within 20mins walk to shops too
Im about a 20 min walk to small village (approx 2miles), live on a B road and we dont even have a bus on our road lol. Technically Im also 50min to Belfast city centre as well, but thats 37miles lol.
Have you seen the posts with the mare and youngster for sale from the same person? Curiosity got the better of me and I asked for the price.