Annagain
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Haha I saw that too and thought, "I bet that will end up on the cheeky posts thread". Especially because the work is managing a swimming pool. It's not even related (or close to, judging by the photo) to the land!
Cheeky/ridiculous posts you see on Facebook.
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Vodkagirly
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So at minimum wage, that is £244.20 to rent a 1/3 of an acre a week....
Widgeon
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That one stumped me too. You'd be spending half the working week managing a swimming pool (!) in exchange for a tiny pitch for your own static caravan, that isn't big enough to develop any kind of self sufficiency. I can't see how that's an attractive deal for anyone.
I'm Dun
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its not a fair exchange at all, rough rules are a max of 20hours for full board or self cntained accomodation with bills paid. This is just taking the pee!
Widgeon
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I'm relieved to hear that there are actually some guidelines on this!
Cowpony
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Just saw this on FB. Not cheeky or ridiculous, but quite funny.
A bit of fun for the day
If Sarah carries 5 flakes of hay while wearing 2 jackets and a turtleneck, what percentage will end up in her bra? What if it’s “the good bra you don’t wear to the barn but did today”?
Sharon put an ad out for an OTTB who needs an experienced rider. How many inquiries per day to ask if the horse is “beginner safe”?
Cath needs to "quickly" check her horses before work. If shes in her work uniform, what are the chances they've busted through the electric tape and are in the hay paddock requiring her to walk through the boggy gully in her navy blue work pants and trainers? Part b - what is the likelihood of the same breakout happening on a day she has her gumboots in the car?
Suzan has a show on Saturday. How many shoes does her horse lose Friday night?
Chaya tells her husband she’s popping into the barn “just for a bit” at 2pm. The barn is 45m from her home. What time will she get home that night?
Mary is running late for her lesson.
Did her horse...
A.) roll in the mud.
B.) go swimming in the pond.
C.) lose one or more shoes
D) All of the above
Sarah decides she finally saved enough for a second horse. From the moment she speaks this out loud, how long will it take for her current horse to have a medical emergency costing every bit of said saved $??
Jolene has a 9:00 AM doctors appointment and it is sleeting outside and windy. There are 2 Paints, 1 Haflinger, 2 mules and a half-Arab in the pasture. Which one will colic and which one will get out of the fence?
The outstanding balance has been paid off at the vet clinic. How many hours until Joe has to call the vet for an emergency?
If Suzy is looking forward to show season and her horse is feeling confident and prepared, how much will the vet bill be for the pasture accident that puts him out of commission til next season??
If Amanda buys a custom saddle for her show horse, how long before that horse sustains a career ending injury?
Karen puts a sale ad up for a mid-5 figure horse. How many people will ask about price ($45k - low side of mid 5) and then say its “way out of my budget”?
Brittany puts her muck boots on over her work slacks to quickly dump a bucket of feed in the pasture on her way to work. What percentage of her slacks have mud on them after her boot suctions into the mud and she topples over?
If Terri catches up her horse on the first try what are the odds that another horse will come up behind her and push her into the mud? Part 2....how long did it take for the barn hands to stop laughing?
If Christina posts a funny meme about vets and such, how long before her horse injures himself?
A bit of fun for the day
If Sarah carries 5 flakes of hay while wearing 2 jackets and a turtleneck, what percentage will end up in her bra? What if it’s “the good bra you don’t wear to the barn but did today”?
Sharon put an ad out for an OTTB who needs an experienced rider. How many inquiries per day to ask if the horse is “beginner safe”?
Cath needs to "quickly" check her horses before work. If shes in her work uniform, what are the chances they've busted through the electric tape and are in the hay paddock requiring her to walk through the boggy gully in her navy blue work pants and trainers? Part b - what is the likelihood of the same breakout happening on a day she has her gumboots in the car?
Suzan has a show on Saturday. How many shoes does her horse lose Friday night?
Chaya tells her husband she’s popping into the barn “just for a bit” at 2pm. The barn is 45m from her home. What time will she get home that night?
Mary is running late for her lesson.
Did her horse...
A.) roll in the mud.
B.) go swimming in the pond.
C.) lose one or more shoes
D) All of the above
Sarah decides she finally saved enough for a second horse. From the moment she speaks this out loud, how long will it take for her current horse to have a medical emergency costing every bit of said saved $??
Jolene has a 9:00 AM doctors appointment and it is sleeting outside and windy. There are 2 Paints, 1 Haflinger, 2 mules and a half-Arab in the pasture. Which one will colic and which one will get out of the fence?
The outstanding balance has been paid off at the vet clinic. How many hours until Joe has to call the vet for an emergency?
If Suzy is looking forward to show season and her horse is feeling confident and prepared, how much will the vet bill be for the pasture accident that puts him out of commission til next season??
If Amanda buys a custom saddle for her show horse, how long before that horse sustains a career ending injury?
Karen puts a sale ad up for a mid-5 figure horse. How many people will ask about price ($45k - low side of mid 5) and then say its “way out of my budget”?
Brittany puts her muck boots on over her work slacks to quickly dump a bucket of feed in the pasture on her way to work. What percentage of her slacks have mud on them after her boot suctions into the mud and she topples over?
If Terri catches up her horse on the first try what are the odds that another horse will come up behind her and push her into the mud? Part 2....how long did it take for the barn hands to stop laughing?
If Christina posts a funny meme about vets and such, how long before her horse injures himself?