Daftest horse names ever.........

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Enfys

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Following on from Amy Mays thread about choosing foal names, what are the daftest names you have ever come across. Someone suggested Egg, I think that's brilliant! I know it's been done before, but it's flaming cold outside
(-double figures C) and I can't get my act in gear to actually start any work.

I've had a Sausage and a Useless, oh, and an Apple Pie.
 
my mum knew a horse called "nobody" and i know a horse called "grahem" (sp) but they have changed it to furgus
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Oh, don't even start me on this one. Practically all the horses names on my yard are odd.

Itty to name but one......
 
Oh and my boy is called Sicco (prounounced seeko, he is dutch you see) but when we go to shows the commentators are quite rude, they call him "sicko" and "psycho"
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I had an instructor who called his horses can't, shan't and won't. He had these three as project horses, guess he had problems with them!!!

I also know someone who had overdraft, loan and cheque book!
 
a freind bought a spanish horse called JEsus, he had problems with collecting rings stewards etc mis pronouncing it, (pronunced in foreign way but just got called...jesus)
 
whciih reminds me,i was given a youngster once, years ago, and called him prophet (because he would be pure profit when i sold him, ahem...)
 
at teh yard we have a Horace, big skewbald cob and suits him so much! and there is Jim, who is owned by Ben but i always get it the wrong way round...
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Smut..that was a friends pony
Good lad- real name Spart, but we swapped cos Good Lad was all he ever got called lol
 
I love these, there are some really good ones here, I'm still not heading in the direction of the sewing machine and work, this is far more fun. Anyone want to sew up 2 dozen sashes for me please?

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I can just see a harrassed Secretary being told Guess when entering classes!
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Doesn't PFs mare have an odd vegetable name as well? Sorry PF, I can't remember it off the top of my head.

I've just remembered that a friend had one she called Huffer (horse?
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) I can't say much, my dog was called Deefa and my mother didn't want to be called Granny etc so christened herself Gruffa (Grandma)
 
we had a dealer cob called 'Friend' - except he wasn't at all and tried to dump you into things.
another was called 'Simplicity' - just reminded me of the sanitary towel adverts
one delivered was called 'bruce-the-moose' - god knows how they fitted him in the lorry - he was a loooonnnngggg horse!
 
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