Daftest horse names ever.........

[eventingdiva]

Oh also know a Desmond, Smurf, Red and Patrick! x

 

[vivhewe]

I knew of one called Big Willy once

 

[giggles mum]

There used to be a gelding called Dicky-boo at my yard which was rather bizarre!

 

[sarahmagic]

My mare is called Magic but I always call her Maggot! I used to ride a horse called Boots and I am now riding one named Raymond. At my old yard there was a pony called It!

 

[katiejaye]

I used to ride a pony called Cream Puff when I was little! Such a silly name but suited the pony so much, he was a tubby palomino welsh D.

 

[skye123]

fiver cos he wa a fiver to buy lol
daphne
tried out a horse called pumpkin once

 

[Happy Horse]

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Where to start....

Nuala,
Biddy
Seamus
Hoover
Shane
Marey

God the list goes on!!!


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Hey, my horse was called Shane

 

[spooks]

i used to ride a bay P2P called SNOWY! then there was

blossom
bucket
foaly (`16.2)
hannibal (our horse now called otto)
bungal
creamy
canooka
splash
poy
basil (skewbald shettie at the yard)
rew
scooter
glory
fudge
frankie who was a mare
orlando
lusty
la la
teddy
fuzzy

 

[Baggybreeches]

Ok so right now I have got TOUCHY, my sister named her that as a 3yr old?(she is the orange one in the sig), we had a pony called GOLDFISH (long story behind that name) and also a lovely cob called HAGGIS who is apparently now doing Medium dressage somewhere in Scotland.

We used to have a toy donkey called TROTTY MENU does that count?

 

[Marnie]

I have a Muppet and I had a Kevin in the past - both names really suit them!

 

[Selkie]

I have choccy and biscuit and would love to get them going as scurry ponies but at the moment they are two fat little shetlands

 

[KatB]

Ok, welll.....

Godfrey
Eric (named after Eric Cantona because of his attitue...)
Horace
Betty
Willy the Diddler
Wang Dang Delta (!?)

sure can think of some more, and although they are all daft, I quite like!

 

[guisbrogal]

oh I forgot we had one at our yard for a while called 'Scarey'

Would yuou buy a horse called Scarey?

 

[patchandloopy]

hmm well my lad is called Nigel

 

[amage]

we have one called donkey...said in shrek's voice so it has a sort of scottish lilt to it!!

 

[emma69]

Oh we had Kruger because he tried to savage anyone who went near him!

 

[seabiscuit]

I had a pony called Coco Pops! Daft name but really suited her..

 

[guisbrogal]

That's my hubby's name

 

[FlipFlop5]

I had a pony on loan called Bob ,my friend's horse was called Glenarye Bay surf which was a load of words she strung together one night

 

[KatB]

My cob was called Bob!!

Better than the name Romeo that he came with.....

 

[anniedoherty]

My horse has a French name which translates as "Castrated Cockrel of the Town". Nice! Sounds much better in French....

 

[Shrimp]

Shrimp..... need I say anymore?!
Also went to see an ex-racer that was called 'Oh no not him!'

 

[Jemayni]

we had these two stunning eventers on our yard a few year back....
Callled

Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick...

the irish have a strange sense of humour!

 

[Gentle_Warrior]

Bet i can beat you all ........ mine is called Humphrey !! or the following for short

H
Humps
Humpy
Muppet
Pumpkin

 

[leanne123]

god i've had loads with daft names,
patrick, usa tb
tuppence little pony i bought my niece (we called her lucy) not really much better lol
littleman, welsh a
big john, hes my youngster
cilla black kids show pony last year
lago s, bavarian warmblood
kelly, cb mare
sydney, arab
my nieces new pony is called quidiva shes an arab.
and on the yard atm we have
helena
porsha
morag
malkida
phemonic
serena

 

[Northhorse]

Hayfield In Aberdeen had one called Crunch.
I declined to ride it!

 

[sarahrees]

in my old yard
miss piggy
bossy
lippy G (lipizzaner gelding)
three foal - yankie dandy doodle
panache

my brothers pony is called scrappy as in scrappy doo,

 

[Puppy]

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Ok, I have a mare called puppy, confused the vets when I first took her there, they were expecting a cute cuddly puppy.

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great name!!

 

[Kezza]

I knew a horse with one eye called Question ...

 

[Irish_horse]

I've known a..

Sprout
Clint
Dusty P (p for pony as there was a horse called dusty at the yard aswell)
Leroy
Biff (big ignorant f**ker from..)
Stallion
Friday
Lola
Wogga
Theres a frodo and sam at the yard now actually