Funniest Racehorse Names :D

[ElphabaFae]

Sorry if I spelt funniest wrong

Sheza Screamer (Formaly Susie Barfly)
Lamb Chop
Arrrrr
Winrwinrchickndinr (There are two of them!)
Hoof Hearted (Say it fast..)
Chicken Lips
ChickenPotPie
Chop Slewy
Electric Chair
Eyepopper
Frog Sauce
French Onion Soup
GiantBellyAche
He's No Pie Eater
No Flies On Doodle (She is a very nice horse!)
Pepper Spray
Slug
Takemywifeplease
Waikikamukau (Pronounced Why kick a moo cow)
Yodeltilyourblue

 

[Chellebean]

haha love them
My boys name really suits him, Mixed Fortunes! as he has had rather a mixed past so far but very fortunate to have me Althought I'm not sure he bleives it yet lol

 

[ElphabaFae]

Awwh! I have to say I feel sorry for Slug, poor horse

 

[jack9]

shy talk.

heard it but never checked if its on racingpost.

 

[Alec Swan]

A few years ago, there was an owner who named all his horses, and then added KYBO, and it stood for Keep Your Bowels Open.

It's true, promise, and I'm sure that someone will remind me who he was!!

Alec.

 

[Chellebean]

Awwh! I have to say I feel sorry for Slug, poor horse

The owner obviously thought he would do well at his career

 

[Show Girl]

Introducing.................................

LUSCIOUS LIPS

Now known as Lou Lou

 

[WellyBaggins]

Rusty Pelican

 

[keanmu]

Hayden

Only funny to us because it's my husbands name

 

[ElphabaFae]

Show Girl - Lou Lou is gorgeous!

Alec Swan - Poor horse!

 

[ElphabaFae]

Incidently Slug only ran once and won $250.

 

[Seahorse]

Pete the Feat
Annie the Doc
English Jim
The Hardy Boy
Little Bud
Twin Bud

my friend works for a racehorse trainer and these are the horses she rides

 

[LittleBlackMule]

Benny The Dip

Stunning looking horse he was too, definitely didn't deserve that name!

 

[MyBoyChe]

Ray Source

 

[GLEEK]

I worked in racing for a few years and now i cant think of any funny names!

I remember

Donttellthewife
Peas N Beans
Zero - Not so much funny just a bad name

If i remember more i will come back to you

 

[Holly Hocks]

Just check Racing Post and yes, Shy Talk did exist, as does Shy Talks Last.....

 

[photo_jo]

Waikikamukau was an Aussie horse with a big white face and fairly decent
there were also the three rigs that raced in the UK
Masked Ball
Oneupmanship
Somethings Missing

Where the Fox Hat
and
Norfolk in Chance
were disallowed although one was entered up before the powers that be realised their mistake
BE didn't and let one with a similar name compete

 

[Shrek-Eventing-SW]

RideItLikeYouStoleIt.

 

[Show Girl]

Thanks ElphabaFae she's my precious little girl - and she knows it !!!!!
Others I've had:
Honey Rouge (RIP my angel)
Noyan - won about £150k

Others I've ridden:
Castle Jester
Never a Penny
Ziparib (Zippy for short VERY slow !!!)
Grand Edward
Persian Blade

Loads more but can only remember stable names - well it was back in the 80's

 

[monkeybum13]

A friend's ex racer is called Fanny by Gaslight - some snotty judges at west wilts refused to allow her to use the name for a dressage comp, her stable name is Spanky so not much better!

 

[pastie2]

Emmatellslies, I think that was the name of a horse whos owner had some trouble with his seceratary!!!

 

[tonitot]

I work with racehorses My favourite horse is called My Mate Les but others I know ...

Cheers Big Ears
Suspender Belt (owned by a ladies only syndicate)
Bob Goes Electric

I know more, just gone blank

 

[ElphabaFae]

I do wonder who thinks they should name these horses these things!

 

[tonitot]

The owners We've had a few good names .. Court Drinking who was by Alke out of Royal Forum, Mister Bit (said fast sounds like missed a bit) Roar Talent by Roar Of The Tiger .... again more, but cant think lol

 

[Lord_Horatio_Nelson]

There was a race in the States a couple of weeks ago where "My wife knows everything" was duelling down the home stretch with "The Wife doesn't know". If you search on You Tube, you should be able to find it. The commentator did a very good job.

There are a lot of strange names of horses abroad, for instance Big Tits runs in France. I came across a strange one last week but can't for the life remember what it exactly was but it had sh it ty in it...

 

[nickslynn]

Wickednicefella,
Red in Bed,
Jilted Lover,
Notanotherdonkey,
Find me another,
Willy Wong,
Avesomeofthat,
Mysaynoway,
Sheknowsyouknow,
Moment of Madness,

 

[Ignition]

I love the name 'Fork Handles'

 

[Apercrumbie]

The Empty Tin! He's a gorgeous boy, my friend now owns him and is reschooling him.

 

[Lord_Horatio_Nelson]

The owners We've had a few good names .. Court Drinking who was by Alke out of Royal Forum, Mister Bit (said fast sounds like missed a bit) Roar Talent by Roar Of The Tiger .... again more, but cant think lol

Not quite the Best but very good

 

[shazza283]

Where's the dosh
air on a gee string (by Handel!!)
money incinerator (! d'you think it ate a lot??)
give em stick mick
giveupyeralusins
who gives a donald (cockney rhyming slang)


rejected by wetherbys

betty swallocks
drew peacock
far kinell
noble ox
beau lux blair

llareggub
llamedos (read these 2 backwards!!)

there are loads and loads......so i'll shut up now)