Funniest Racehorse Names :D

[ivandenisovich10]

I'm pretty positve it was george baker

 

[be positive]

I'm pretty positve it was george baker

Yes it was George Baker.

 

[Merry Crisis]

Wasn't this George Baker?? Or am I being stupid?

Have you got anything to do with Kingsgate Native?

 

[KingsgateMichelle]

Yes my husband rode him everyday when he won the nunthorpe and golden jubilee! He was very special horse! We now own a rehabilitation and livery yard in Newmarket

 

[Elf On A Shelf]

I loved watching Kingsgate Native run. Poetry in motion in his younger days! Well Done on your husband producing such a cracking horse!

 

[KingsgateMichelle]

I loved watching Kingsgate Native run. Poetry in motion in his younger days! Well Done on your husband producing such a cracking horse!

He was a very special horse! Thats why we named our place in Newmarket after him Kingsgate Equine maybe it ill bring us luck? We also had a racing syndicate called Kingsgate Racing which produced a lovely horse called Christopher Wren he was a bit special too. Thank you for your kind comments

 

[Toast]

And Jafeica.

Just Another *********g Expense I Cant Afford by any chance? Love it! x

 

[Merry Crisis]

Yes my husband rode him everyday when he won the nunthorpe and golden jubilee! He was very special horse! We now own a rehabilitation and livery yard in Newmarket[/QUOTE

How wonderful, I have a good friend who set up the TRC, Carrie Humble.

 

[SuperCoblet]

Master Bate

 

[KingsgateMichelle]

Nasty Boss, he was lovely one of my faves. We also had Spice is Nice who was evil!

Cards and Kisses, lovely horse, silly name. Her full sister was Highly Inflammable, great name for a racehorse. One of the worst named horses on the yard was Dottie's Walker. Why?

Another good name was Touch of Danger.

Couple of good ones I've heard fairly recently are Just For Men and Twincamdrift- owned by a Ford fan I wonder?

And Jafeica.

My Mum used to look after Jafeica when he was in training

 

[KingsgateMichelle]

How wonderful, I have a good friend who set up the TRC, Carrie Humble.[/QUOTE]

Thats good!

 

[Archina]

I have an ex racehorse who is called Haffeyt. Not really funny but didnt have a clue how to pronounce his name when i first got him so i watched him in one of his races on racingpost. The commentator pronounced it as 'Haff8' weird! lol

 

[Phoebe+Sophie]

I think I saw a dapple grey called Pigeon Island, its not that funny just odd.

 

[Elf On A Shelf]

I think I saw a dapple grey called Pigeon Island, its not that funny just odd.

Pigeon Island is a lovely, if quirky horse of Twiston-Davies. If seen him race a few times. He has more talent than he ever wants to use lol! But he is a useful enough horse to have around.

 

[PollyP]

I know it's been mentioned but Strawberry Daiquiri is my absoulute fave! Beautiful horse too!!! My family and I are always having the conversation "when we win the lottery and get some racehorses what are we going to call them?!" a few faves that we have are...
In First Place
Bringing Up The Rear
And The Winner Is
Mrs Humby's Hat
Mrs Humby's Sister (both after my mums friend who I think has a brilliant and hilarious name! And lost her hat at my wedding!)
Champagne Charlie
Polly In My Pocket
Polly the pocket rocket

Ah there's loads! Haha! X

 

[Foxhunter49]

Many years ago there was a brood mare called Creepy Crawly who went to Sound Track.

The foal was very well named but it is probably the worse name I have ever heard a horse called

Any guesses as too what he was called?

 

[wtdnh131]

I think I saw a dapple grey called Pigeon Island, its not that funny just odd.

i remember him, nigel twiston davies's one he won the grand annual steeple chase at cheltenham, i think he is a very pretty horse

 

[tilly_monster]

Samolis- he named after 3 children

 

[Madam Min]

One National Hunt horse that I always remember was Last of the Brownies, it ran in the late 80's early 90's and ran in the Grand National a few times

 

[Beausmate]

I don't know who his parents are - I want to Google it but I dread to think what "red willy" will bring up!

He's by Master Willie out of a French mare called Ormania.

 

[Alec Swan]

I've never owned a horse in training, but if I had, it'd be named TMMATIT, as in, Throw More Money At IT.

Perhaps we should start another thread, and make suggestions for equally silly names!

Alec.

 

[Fairynuff]

sorry if these have already been mentioned...

Roll a Joint (By Cannabis)

Sausage Meat

Wear The Fox Hat

Mary Hinge (the name was turned down )

here's a link for the best of them.
http://www.lovetheraces.com/features/funny-horse-names/

 

[caramel]

Some people thought my ex-racer's name is funny/strange... Handy money!

 

[Fuzznugget]

My ex racer is Green Collar, stable name he came with is Humphrey,.but goes by gin

 

[Tangled]

He's by Master Willie out of a French mare called Ormania.

Thanks for that

 

[leah_x]

Not a funny name but we had a horse arrive called 'The Iron Giant' so we expected a hugeee grey thing, when it came out of the lorry it was a 15hh bay with the worst confirmation I've ever seen...
Ping Pong was amusing,
Where's My Baby? Was another
Lucky Mojo
Took My Eye - awful name!
At college we had The Loose Screw - he had an attitude to match!
My horse was out of (can't spell but pronounced) Ya Mama

 

[toomanyhorses26]

I owned an ex racer called daft lad - poor boy needless to say his career was far from illustrious

 

[helencharlie]

My ex-race horse is Dashing Steve, but known as Charlie at home.

 

[Shantara]

The name isn't funny, but put the name to the horse and it does make you wonder...he's called Viking Spirit, but he's the girliest, prettiest, most dainty little gelding you'd ever meet. Fairy Spirit, more like!!

 

[Beausmate]

I heard someone tried to name their horse Norfolk In Chance, but that wasn't allowed.

Wonder why.......?!

And what about Potooooooos, or however they spelt it.