ExpressPrincess
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I am looking to buy and currently have details for a horse called PsycopathicSandra lmao bad omen??? She looks very sweet.
Funniest Racehorse Names :D
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Elf On A Shelf
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There was also:
The Wife's Sister
Silly Wupple
Bonkyll Knight - named in all innocence to start with!
Ahdehken
One of my lads nephews is called Oddjob.
On the yard we don't really have any funny ones at the moment. In the past there was "Straighttothebar". At the mo we have:
Bear Dancing.
Porridge.
The Starboard Bow - I called him Skipper in the stabke and made sure it stuck before I mentioned - there's Klingons on the starboard bow ...
Nelliedonethat.
We also now have Santa's Son.
The ones named after their parents so they kind of form a sentence are quite good. Where You Lead was the other of I Will Follow. Then you had Where You Go who was the mother of I Go Too.
The Wife's Sister
Silly Wupple
Bonkyll Knight - named in all innocence to start with!
Ahdehken
One of my lads nephews is called Oddjob.
On the yard we don't really have any funny ones at the moment. In the past there was "Straighttothebar". At the mo we have:
Bear Dancing.
Porridge.
The Starboard Bow - I called him Skipper in the stabke and made sure it stuck before I mentioned - there's Klingons on the starboard bow ...
Nelliedonethat.
We also now have Santa's Son.
The ones named after their parents so they kind of form a sentence are quite good. Where You Lead was the other of I Will Follow. Then you had Where You Go who was the mother of I Go Too.
racingdemon
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we've had quite a lot of average ones, but two that really stand out are
Skovshoved (no idea how to say it as it's a danish town)
Ankles Back..... no idea what the significance of that!
used to ride a horse called Chip Pan!
Skovshoved (no idea how to say it as it's a danish town)
Ankles Back..... no idea what the significance of that!
used to ride a horse called Chip Pan!
Merrymoles
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I worked with Proper Madam who could be and went on to have a daughter called Little Madam who definitely was!
Mince Pie
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Not overly amused with my GIRL'S name - My Les 
jumpingjack
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My friend used to own Peas n Beans when he first came out of racing
Enfys
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I had one once called Sizzling Melody, a gelding, we called him Sausage.
Currently I have one called Irate, he is a stubborn mule of a horse who has just kicked a hole in my barn door - he was aiming at the Farrier, fortunately he missed - Git!
Some of these names must be a nightmare for Commentators.
Currently I have one called Irate, he is a stubborn mule of a horse who has just kicked a hole in my barn door - he was aiming at the Farrier, fortunately he missed - Git!
Some of these names must be a nightmare for Commentators.
Cobbysmum
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Knobleeneeze won me a fortune at Doncaster many years ago!
Donnie Darco
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My fav horse name was a french flat horse named Psychobabble
Beausmate
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Nasty Boss, he was lovely one of my faves. We also had Spice is Nice who was evil!
Cards and Kisses, lovely horse, silly name. Her full sister was Highly Inflammable, great name for a racehorse. One of the worst named horses on the yard was Dottie's Walker. Why?
Another good name was Touch of Danger.
Couple of good ones I've heard fairly recently are Just For Men and Twincamdrift- owned by a Ford fan I wonder?
And Jafeica.
Cards and Kisses, lovely horse, silly name. Her full sister was Highly Inflammable, great name for a racehorse. One of the worst named horses on the yard was Dottie's Walker. Why?
Another good name was Touch of Danger.
Couple of good ones I've heard fairly recently are Just For Men and Twincamdrift- owned by a Ford fan I wonder?
And Jafeica.
Cuppatea
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pancake
Ban dubh (meaning black bitch)
secretcantsay
Silver Blue (he was chestnut)
and so so many more.....
Ban dubh (meaning black bitch)
secretcantsay
Silver Blue (he was chestnut)
and so so many more.....
Little Squirrel
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I rode knobleeneeze many a day. He was a bus to ride.
There was a lot of laughing at the yard when Big Fella Thanks was named (although it was actually after a greyhound not the size of Mr Barbers willy!)
Sally Webster, Johnny No Cash, Felixdahousecat all come off the top of my head. If I had a think I could probably name a few with funny names!!
Beausmate
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Was Pancake the chestnut sabino type horse? Stood out a mile!
Cuppatea
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yup! Apparently he was given a little holiday cos he was feeling a little 'flat'......
sorry
Little Squirrel
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Sally Websters dam was Emily Bishop!
Tiger2
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Little squirrel I also rember Knobby and rode him from time to time when I worked for Mick Channon.
cptrayes
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Has anyone done this one:
George Brown
owned by George Brown
ridden by George Brown
trained by George Brown
bred by George Brown
All different George Browns!!!!
George Brown
owned by George Brown
ridden by George Brown
trained by George Brown
bred by George Brown
All different George Browns!!!!
Tangled
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My favourtie horse when I worked at racehorse retraining charity...I'm ashamed to say his name was Red Willy I really wanted to call him Red when he arrived but we already had a Red so he was called Willy....poor thing!
I really wanted to call him Red when he arrived but we already had a Red so he was called Willy....poor thing!
cptrayes
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Was Ginger Dick his father? He was a chestnut stallion
Cobbysmum
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That's good to know, to be honest I was rather drunk at the time, a bookie actually put a bet on another horse for me but I insisted I had to have knobleeneeze and he won! Special place in my heart, me and the girls had an ace chinese meal on him lol!
Spotsrock
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We have a 'Beetle', he's by a stallion called 'beat all'.
Cuppatea
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i did a thread on him when he won!
tonitot
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There's a horse called Ibeageegee which I think is brilliant
onlytheponely
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There are some hilarious ones over here in France, must jog my memory.
The one that always makes me laugh out loud when the commentators say it is 'Golden Shower'
The one that always makes me laugh out loud when the commentators say it is 'Golden Shower'
Holzdweaver
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Lol, wonder what there stable names were, hopfully not something taken out of them names rofl xD
I love my horses race name which is Field Master but his stable name is Darcy xD
Or Arcy Darcy as he is known at times
I love my horses race name which is Field Master but his stable name is Darcy xD
Or Arcy Darcy as he is known at times
Tangled
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Was Ginger Dick his father? He was a chestnut stallion
I don't know who his parents are - I want to Google it but I dread to think what "red willy" will bring up!
KingsgateMichelle
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Wet Patch,
Ham N Eggs,
Tuppence a Bag,
Sheikh The Reins,
Mullionmileanhour,
Built for Comfort,
Ham N Eggs,
Tuppence a Bag,
Sheikh The Reins,
Mullionmileanhour,
Built for Comfort,
KingsgateMichelle
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ivandenisovich10
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No fat chicks, spank it, she can't say no, cum rocket, nut buster . Few others - simpleton, size doesn't matter, little knickers and gertie
. Few others - simpleton, size doesn't matter, little knickers and gertie
FanyDuChamp
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There is a lovely broodie on our yard who was a successful racer called Little Idiot, she is now called Mary and is a sweetie!
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