Funniest Racehorse Names :D

[Kiribati_uk]

Smack That
Too Cute he was
The Louper the queitest racehorse eva!!
Ask Me Nicely crazy chesnut mare (loved her lots tho) By Safety Catch out of Shes Touchy.
No fun fur him

 

[badattitude]

I dont know if we are talking about the same horse but Kybo (or KYBO as in the post on here) was a very very good hurdler a few years ago. Is it the same one?

 

[nickslynn]

thought of some more
Funny Farm,
Willie pep,
Bouncy bouncy (won today at brighton),
Knickerless,

not a race horse but remember a greyhound running called Sexy Delight.

 

[shazza283]

OH has just told me - sorry a bit rude!

haditoffski
big tits
mary hinge
hawkeyethenoo

 

[Sanolly]

OMG these are so funny! I love RideItLikeYouStoleIt and TakeMyWifePlease!

 

[Sanolly]

There was a race in the States a couple of weeks ago where "My wife knows everything" was duelling down the home stretch with "The Wife doesn't know". If you search on You Tube, you should be able to find it. The commentator did a very good job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7lkr5PqCI

 

[Jesstickle]

I used to work for Christine Dunnett and she had a string of Dunnetts

gone n dunnett
shes dunnett
dunnett again

I always liked them

 

[cumbriamax]

mine is called Greenfire, and his nickname is greeny (he already had this name at the yard before I got him), I constantly get asked if he is green. some people say greeny reminds them of other stuff

 

[howengold]

Waikikamukau (Pronounced Why kick a moo cow)

my favorite name ever!

 

[photo_jo]

there was one called Cleavage (by Hillandale out of Divided)

 

[pastie2]

Haulking Fell, commentators wort nightmare!

 

[kirstyl]

Some crackers here! Have to say that Dolly No Hair still takes some beating. He is a gelding and guess what - he has plenty of chestnut hair

 

[JenHunt]

there was one called "all-legs-no-brains"!!

 

[S_N]

I love the name 'Fork Handles'

This name cracks me up EVERY time I see it on a race card, which has bee a few times this year, esp as the 3rd dam is called Ruddy Duck!

 

[vicijp]

I work with racehorses My favourite horse is called My Mate Les but others I know ...

Cheers Big Ears
Suspender Belt (owned by a ladies only syndicate)
Bob Goes Electric

I know more, just gone blank

We trained Cheers Big Ears, sadly looks as though he won't see a racetrack again.
Other funny names we've had are:
Cruisinforabruisin.
Frank The Swank.
Named one of mine Abitofargybargy (for obvious reasons!).
Toying between Lucky Knickers and Maytheluckbewivyou for a new one.

 

[vicijp]

The owners We've had a few good names .. Court Drinking who was by Alke out of Royal Forum, Mister Bit (said fast sounds like missed a bit) Roar Talent by Roar Of The Tiger .... again more, but cant think lol

Do you work for J Best? I have Court Drinking now. Was funny as had been stopped for drink driving the night before I picked him up (wouldn't have been funny if i'd been over the limit mind).
One of my favourite names running at the moment is Ride A White Swan.

 

[S_N]

Frank The Swank.

When did you have Frank Vici? We had him at college, which must have been 1997/1998 and he then went on to event with Matt Ryan, got to Advanced I think.

 

[S_N]

I've worked with or had connections with the following
Bodacious Tatas
Liver Problem
Moving Shoulder
Perfectly Vile (she was!!)
Pleasant Temper (not something she possessed - EVIL!)
Hooters
Fin Vin De Leu (say it in a French accent, like a race commentator once did! Had me in stitches! One of the partners who owns it is an R.Curry lol)
Tramway
Careless Virgin
Bold Virgin
Ethics Girl (say like you have a lisp)
High Heel Sneakers
Dancing Granny
Arson Squad
Warhol (he was a $4million dollar yearling, flipped over and smashed himself up and had to be PTS one morning on the way to the gallops)
Leulahleulahlay.
Bare Necessities (which makes me sing every time I see a pedigree with that in it!)
Janet (I won a lot of money on her when she won the Yellow Ribbon, but it is just SUCH a silly name for a horse, let alone a racename!!)
Freefourinternet
Dixiedotcom
Shopping For Love (a great name in all honesty, by Not For Love, out of Instant Shopper)
Do It With Style
Negligee
On A Soapbox (out of Makin A Statement, by Stage Door Johnny)
Ubetido (out of Udontmeanit)
Catherine Howard (by Tower Talk, out of Righteous Girl)
Slugfest
Strawberrydaiquirri (out of Strawberry Morn, who is also the dam of Strawberry Lolly)
High Again
Looky Yonder
Evil Minister (I LOVED this little man!! Born on Friday Feb 15th 2002 (if I remember rightly) No racehorse I've ever worked with had an effect on me like he did!
The Green Monkey (the $16million dollar 2yo, who only ran 3 times and never won!)

 

[DW Team]

Racehorses called
Stilettoesinthemud,
Not So Bright (pore horse)
Lord Of The Reins
Mywifedoesnotknow
Mywifeknowseverything

 

[Bug2007]

I hate my racers name Lady Lion comes form her mum Miss Brookie and dad Hunting Lion, so i can see how it has happened, but it's horrid, her sister is Lady Brookie.

I call her Lady Bug and our XC colours are red with black spots!!!! Call her Bug for short though.

 

[legaldancer]

Racehorses called
Stilettoesinthemud,
Not So Bright (pore horse)
Lord Of The Reins
Mywifedoesnotknow
Mywifeknowseverything

Went on a stable visit & met Lord Of The Reins, aka "Dave" I think! Probably the only one I could remember the name of!

I had a Tonto O'Reilly which is the punch line to a rude joke; there was also a Tonto McTavish - same joke.

Worst name I've heard of was "Carpets Made In Devon" - what could you do with that? He's called Fred, maybe as in freadbare.

 

[smellsofhorse]

My mare was Blucanoo (like blue canoe, known as Naan!)

The magi (could never pronounce it! Known as Guy)

Recette (know as Rece)

Low on Funds (known as Barney?!)

 

[vicijp]

When did you have Frank Vici? We had him at college, which must have been 1997/1998 and he then went on to event with Matt Ryan, got to Advanced I think.

Think we had him as a 2yo, not sure we ran him. If I remember rightly he then went to Dave Evans', but I was pretty young so may be mistaken.
He ended up with Ian Russell, he retired him from eventing and he went to a RC home.

 

[nikkiportia]

The most unfortunate name I have ever seen?

Fag End!

http://www.racingpost.com/horses/horse_home.sd?horse_id=102217

 

[photo_jo]

Twice in Bundoran -which was the answer on one of the Irish censuses (sp) to the question sex!!

 

[HumidClimate]

Humid Climate ... stable name Max

 

[marmalade76]

Willy Wumpkins

 

[tonitot]

Not quite the Best but very good

Ahh I somehow think you may have twigged who I work for

 

[maletto]

I put £2 to win on a horse called "Gobama" last summer.

Nice dark filly that looked like my (gelding!) and of course I loved the name!

Won it and won me £36!!

 

[tixi]

Think we had him as a 2yo, not sure we ran him. If I remember rightly he then went to Dave Evans', but I was pretty young so may be mistaken.
He ended up with Ian Russell, he retired him from eventing and he went to a RC home.

Actually he evented for 3 more seasons with me at Novice/1 star level, retired aged 16 and then did 3 seasons hunting and team chasing )