HHO 10 Commandments

[Shantara]

I was inspired by something I saw in a previous thread.
What are the 10(+) commandments of Horse and Hound Online?

Here are my 3, add your own Just a bit of fun!!

Thou shall not admit to being a novice, lest it be bestowed on your head for all eternity and carved on your grave.
Thou shall not worship false idols, such as Parelli.
Thou shall not hug bunnies.

 

[tasteofchristmaschaos]

...Thou shalt not feed the trolls...

 

[unbalanced]

Oh well, I may as well just quit now then. Parelli loving, still learning, all-animal loving (including bunny) HHO member that I am. Humph.

 

[Shantara]

Oh well, I may as well just quit now then. Parelli loving, still learning, all-animal loving (including bunny) HHO member that I am. Humph.

Don't worry ^^ Those aren't really my views, just ones I've come across (I hug bunnies like no tomorrow!!)

 

[5horses2dogsandacat]

Why can't we hug bunnies?? I hug guinea pigs every night.. is that the same thing

 

[Sparkles]

Though shalt not be worthless tattle tales and have pathetic issues over things like signatures which might possible be 0.000005mm oversized, especially when there are larger ones out there!

 

[5horses2dogsandacat]

Thou shalt come with skin as tough as an elephant and 1 mile thick, with a greased complexion so that comments may run as if water running off a ducks back.

Thou shalt never start topics about riding without a helmet.

 

[Supertrooper]

Made me giggle

Think I've been very lucky in that I've not had many nasty replies to posts that I've done. More good and kind advice than bad. But I've read plenty of very unkind replies xx

 

[indiat]

Thou shalt never post a picture where your riding position is not perfect
Thou shalt never post a picture where your horse is not perfect

 

[superted1989]

Thou shalt not prefer cobs!

 

[Enfys]

indiat;10204093[/B]]Thou shalt never post a picture where your riding position is not perfect
Thou shalt never post a picture where your horse is not perfect

Nor one where your fences are not perfect, your paddock poo free, absolutely NO YELLOW flowers, buckets with handles, no halters left on, no trailing ropes, no unsuitable clothing/foot/head wear/body armour blah, blah, blah (perfect the art of cropping and Paint )

Please refer to;

5horses2dogsandacat
Thou shalt come with skin as tough as an elephant and 1 mile thick, with a greased complexion so that comments may run as if water running off a ducks back.

 

[JollyTall]

Thou shalt strive to overcome the shear sillyness of being shy of people over the internet, just because one may be a bit of a noob and have only a few posts, and not to be intimidated by the many posts of others, or how everyone seems to know eachother

 

[Colleen_Miss_Tom]

Thou shalt not have a differing opinion .

 

[Ladyinred]

Thou shalt not have a differing opinion .

Thou shalt not have any opinion, lest it differ from the forum gurus and thou gettest shat upon from a great height.

 

[Tnavas]

Though shalt not post snide comments about other posters possibly numptyness

 

[Colleen_Miss_Tom]

Thou shalt not have any opinion, lest it differ from the forum gurus and thou gettest shat upon from a great height.

Lol

Okies yours is much better

 

[Ladyinred]

Oooh.. can I do another one?

Thou shalt never correct other posters spelling/grammar (mainly because, whilst doing so, thou is boundest to make a similar mistake and get shat on.... again!)

 

[Echo Bravo]

When posting, put ALL THE FACTS, than come back later with an extra bit you decide to add on, which makes the earlier replies to your post look like numpties, because they hadn't been given the whole story.

 

[CorvusCorax]

Thou shalt read this post

 

[Shantara]

Haha, these are giving me a good giggle XD


There are only 3 types of horse - Cob, Thoroughbred and Warmblood.

 

[Jesstickle]

Though shalt not be worthless tattle tales and have pathetic issues over things like signatures which might possible be 0.000005mm oversized, especially when there are larger ones out there!

Too right. I fell foul of one of these for the first time today in three years. Left a very, very sour taste in my mouth!

 

[5horses2dogsandacat]

love all these posts... really making me chuckle

 

[miss_c]

Thou shalt partake of the matchy matchy but thou shalt not covet another member's matchy matchy

 

[monkeybum13]

Thou shalt partake of the matchy matchy but thou shalt not covet another member's matchy matchy

I've seen you eyeing up my pink sparkly set! I hope TFC sorts you out

 

[Toffee44]

Thou shalt never comment in use of training aids.

Thou shalt never mention Bakers (AAD will understand)

 

[saddlesore]

Thou shalt always get your horse's back, tack & teeth checked each time ned seems blue

Thou must never over/under rug ones horse

 

[Beausmate]

Thou shalt not mention draw reins, or ye shall face certain damnation!

 

[Fii]

Thou shalt not get pissed and make rude comments/inuendoes, (sp) about fany.
Thou shalt not have a sense of humour, wicked or other.

 

[Mike007]

Too right. I fell foul of one of these for the first time today in three years. Left a very, very sour taste in my mouth!

Not quite sure what a signiture is but I like the piccies on your post cos I can see them without putting on my glasses.

 

[Renvers]

Some fab commitments, not sure how many will be followed though

To add mine

Thou shalt not push the button