HHO 10 Commandments

[Beausmate]

Thou shalt not drag sensible threads off topic in order to have a mud slinging match.

 

[cobmum]

Thou shalt never mention hunting for fear of being hunted....

 

[Fii]

Thou shalt not drag sensible threads off topic in order to have a mud slinging match.

says who?
Eh?

 

[Beausmate]

says who?
Eh?

Sez me

 

[Mike007]

Thou shalt not get pissed and make rude comments/inuendoes, (sp) about fany.
Thou shalt not have a sense of humour, wicked or other.

Oh Bugger thats got me coming and going!!!!

 

[Fii]

Sez me

You and who's army?

I dont like you'r attitude, Beausmate, i dont like it at all!!!

 

[Fii]

Oh Bugger thats got me coming and going!!!!

Steady there Mike!

 

[Mike007]

Just love a girl on girl mud wrestling contest

 

[Beausmate]

You and who's army?

I dont like you'r attitude, Beausmate, i dont like it at all!!!

Wanna fight? Eh? Do ya? Go on, get yer shovel!

 

[Mike007]

Wanna fight? Eh? Do ya? Go on, get yer shovel!

Fantastic a HHO cat fight!!!!,can I sell tickets?

 

[Tiaan]

Thou shalt not prefer cobs!

Booo! Cobs are luurrvveelyyy!!

 

[Fii]

Wanna fight? Eh? Do ya? Go on, get yer shovel!

A shovel? for to dig you a hole?

Noo i wouldnt want to get Mike over excited.

 

[Beausmate]

Fantastic a HHO cat fight!!!!,can I sell tickets?

Only if I get half. (Thou shalt not demand money from other HHO members.............)

 

[Beausmate]

A shovel? for to dig you a hole?

No dopey, for digging the mud!

Noo i wouldnt want to get Mike over excited.

Think he's already over excited.

 

[Mike007]

Nope this is just business

 

[Fii]

Oi who you callin dopey?
I'm actually sleepy, for your information.........................
....Very sleepy!
goodnight... until the next time!

 

[Mike007]

Oi who you callin dopey?
I'm actually sleepy, for your information.........................
....Very sleepy!
goodnight... until the next time!

Nighty night. lets save the cat fight foranother day

 

[Beausmate]

Later, punk. (Past my bedtime too, off for a catnap, night night.)

 

[littlescallywag]

Thou shalt not mention names, even if said names have robbed you of thousands or gave very bad service, you WILL have the button pushed/thread pulled

 

[FanyDuChamp]

Haha, these are giving me a good giggle XD


There are only 3 types of horse - Cob, Thoroughbred and Warmblood.

Fany would beg to differ!
FDC

 

[FanyDuChamp]

Thou shalt not get pissed and make rude comments/inuendoes, (sp) about fany.

No thou shalt not or thou wilt face the wrath!


Thou shalt only make remarks about Fany if they art complimentary and in no way can they be taken as innuendos
FDC

 

[milesjess]

Thou shall not advertise a free/companion/problematic/rescue horse, it must be PTS.

 

[Hippona]

Thou shalt not admit to the use of a haynet for fear of being reported to WHW.

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

Thou shalt not covert Colleen_Miss_Toms signature and create a pool of drool on ones keyboard

 

[Quantock-cob]

Thou shalt not admit to liking your vet/ agreeing with his diagnosis/ using said vet treatment on your horse. Thou shalt especially not admit to agreeing with the subsequent vet bill, despite the fact that horse was treated at short notice and is still alive!

The only vet advice that should be taken seriously is that given by members of the forum!!

 

[The Original Kao]

Thou shall not mention the 'Franch' word
Thou shall not mention you own or might be buying a dog or puppy with a designer name
Thou shall not laugh at back to blacks terrible jokes in soapbox.......please! you're only encouraging her

 

[marmalade76]

Excellent thread well done, OP!

 

[Bernster]

Thou shalt not covert Colleen_Miss_Toms signature and create a pool of drool on ones keyboard

That one made me track back to see what the fuss was about - now I see....

 

[Oberon]

Thou shalt never mention Bakers (AAD will understand)

 

[Ibblebibble]

some of these are brilliant, infact all are brilliant