little_critter
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You beat me to it!
HHO 10 Commandments
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You beat me to it!
JFTDWS
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Blitzenfys;10204138Nor one where your fences are not perfect said:I don't think I've ever posted a photo where I wasn't doing something stupid in the eyes of the forum, and yet I've never been lynched
Muphry's Law. Not specific to HHO...
Well you were a very naughty girl yesterday. Go sit on the naughty step and think about what you've done. You'll get coal in your stocking this year
If you have a Fany, you're asking for Fany jokes. Especially if you come on here and tell us about how you've had your Fany trimmed, or allowed a forum member to stroke your Fany. What do you expect?
Much better to drag them off topic and use them to lure and entrap men in jodhs. Which is our special skill
Oberon
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Thou shalt not argue with The Barefoot Taliban
maggiesmum
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Thou shalt not quote another post unless doing so word for word and in the context within which is was intended .
maggiesmum
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Thou shalt keep all animals for ever or until they pass away quietly in their sleep whichever comes first and under no circumstances must one consider putting them to sleep!!
Rowreach
Adjusting my sails
Thou shalt not have a Sense of Humour
Ever
Ever
FanyDuChamp
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If you have a Fany, you're asking for Fany jokes. Especially if you come on here and tell us about how you've had your Fany trimmed, or allowed a forum member to stroke your Fany. What do you expect?
Oi! I can't help she is called Fany! She came with the name and daughter thinks it is unlucky to change it! We have clipped and trimmed her, and no one on this forum has stroked her! Fany is not for teasing.
Thou shalt not rip the p*ss out of someone because they have an unfortunately named mare!
FDC
JFTDWS
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In one edition of the Famous Five series, they changed Aunt Fanny's name to Aunt Franny... Random and irrelevant trivia there.
I don't believe for a second that nobody on the forum has stroked your Fany
Are you seriously trying to tell us you've never stroked your own Fany? Thou shalt rip the piss out of any forumer who solicits such attention by endlessly making reference to their Fany
eta - it's only 'cos we love her
amandap
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ROFL!If you have a Fany, you're asking for Fany jokes. Especially if you come on here and tell us about how you've had your Fany trimmed, or allowed a forum member to stroke your Fany. What do you expect?
Oops, Thou shalt not use text speak.
Archangel
Normal, 10 cats ago
Thou shalt, at the very least, lift thy finger and acknowledge people who taketh the trouble to write detailed and hopefully helpful replies to thy posts. Otherwise it lookest as if thy can't be arsed.
FanyDuChamp
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In one edition of the Famous Five series, they changed Aunt Fanny's name to Aunt Franny... Random and irrelevant trivia there.
I don't believe for a second that nobody on the forum has stroked your Fany
Thou shalt rip the piss out of any forumer who solicits such attention by endlessly making reference to their Fany
eta - it's only 'cos we love her
And it is you lot who mention her all the time! I just mention her when I talk about her! That did make me laugh though!
FDC
wattamus
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Thou shalt not be too severe on new members, for thou must remember that thou were once a youngling yourself/thouself/thyself * ???? meh something like that.
*this law can be ignored if the new member is proclaimed an idiot by the elders.
meh something like that. *this law can be ignored if the new member is proclaimed an idiot by the elders.
Black_Horse_White
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Thou shalt not give the wrong advice to someone who has asked for it. As they know the answer already.
FanyDuChamp
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Thou shalt not be too severe on new members, for thou must remember that thou were once a youngling yourself/thouself/thyself * ????
*this law can be ignored if the new member is proclaimed an idiot by the elders.
Two very good ones!
FDC
Mocha
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Honour the liars, the deluded and those who make wild exaggerations ... lest thy be labelled a forum bully or assigned to a 'clique'!
quirky
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Thou shall not admit to being a man lest you be pounced upon by a bunch of women who are like dogs on heat
little_critter
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Thou shalt write in sentances and paragraphs and try to keep to it brief and to the point.
Ladyinred
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Thou shall not admit to being a man lest you be pounced upon by a bunch of women who are like dogs on heat
Can't imagine what you mean Quirky. They love it, if they didn't then no rightfully sane man would come on here asking about jodhs!!
(OH... and for the sake of the purists amongst us... it's bitches on heat, not dogs
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quirky
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(OH... and for the sake of the purists amongst us... it's bitches on heat, not dogs
I didn't like to put that, in case I was taken literally
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Toffee44
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Thou shalt not argue with The Barefoot Taliban
Thou shalt not argue that barefoot is just horses that have no shoes.....
Toffee44
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Thou shalt not admit to rugging an unclipped native that is hardfed
ruth83
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Thou shalt not sit on a horse if tho weighest more than 10 stone. Thou shalt not even contemplate sitting on a pony if thou be more than 2 stone or taller than 4 english feet.
hairycob
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Thou shalt not admit to feeding your native more than 2 blades of grass a day.
Achinghips
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Thou must act as a sycophant to your farrier, even if he beats your horse, for there are many who boast of bringing gifts of tea and jaffa cakes in worship
Miss L Toe
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Though shall not defend TB racing
Miss L Toe
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........................and use the spell-check if English is not one's native language, or if one plunked school that day
Miss L Toe
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The quality of mercy is not strained.
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.
Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes
The throned monarch better than his crown.
His scepter shows the force of temporal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings.
But mercy is above this sceptered sway;
It is enthroned in the hearts of kings;
It is an attribute of God himself;
And earthly power doth then show like God's
When mercy seasons justice.
The Bard
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.
Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes
The throned monarch better than his crown.
His scepter shows the force of temporal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings.
But mercy is above this sceptered sway;
It is enthroned in the hearts of kings;
It is an attribute of God himself;
And earthly power doth then show like God's
When mercy seasons justice.
The Bard
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DragonSlayer
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Thou shalt NOT forget to read the thread ENTIRELY before attempting to give an 'informed' opinion, so as not to look a berk later when you are informed to READ THE WHOLE THREAD because your argument is now not valid....
Thou shalt not create threads to vent your spleen over another thread which made you vent your spleen by its content, as your venting thread will create yet another venting spleen thread therefore pissing us all off....
Thou shalt not create threads to vent your spleen over another thread which made you vent your spleen by its content, as your venting thread will create yet another venting spleen thread therefore pissing us all off....
minkymoo
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Thou shalt not buy an Andalusian and admiteth to being a Novice for surely thy will be struck down and endeth up with a lunatic that should be putteth to sleep.
Thou shalt not buy a foal for thou shalt surely ruineth it.
oops!
Thou shalt not buy a foal for thou shalt surely ruineth it.
oops!janel
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Love this!